Single Women in Schwenksville, Pennsylvania

Hi! My name is Linda. I am divorced other caucasian woman with kids from Schwenksville, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our background, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that, I would like you to know that I know all the lyrics to “Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot. (Whatever happened to Sir Mix A Lot, by the way?) I would like to think that it would be somewhat easy to describe myself, however, after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a hot mess. So instead of sitting here writing a long, boring story, I decided to share some random facts about myself:-I still tie my shoes with the double "bow" -- you know instead of doing the loop around like "normal people" do -- I actually make two bows. It's more fun that way.-I cannot roll my "R's" -- so my Spanish accent is pretty atrocious.-I was born 9 months to the day from my mom's birthday. I just figured this little tidbit of knowledge out recently and now kind of wish I could erase it from my consciousness.-I could pretty much quote the movie "; verbatim I have watched it so many times.- I used to be a cheerleader in 6th, 7th and 8th grades.- I love Gwyneth Paltrow and secretly wish that I was her. She is just one cool chick. - I wish I had a Bernese Mountain Dog.In all seriousness, I am a pretty driven girl, with alot of things going on in her life. I just haven't found the right person to spend it with. I can be very serious at times, but I'm also pretty sarcastic and love a good laugh. If any of this interests you, please drop me a message!

OK HERE'S MY SCOOP IM 31 I HAVE 2KIDS I WORK ALOT....I LIKE TO GO OUT AND HAVE A GOOD TIME I DONT NEED DRAMA IN MY LIFE,I HAVE KIDS SO I AM LOOKING FOR A MAN NOT ANOTHER KID...I AM A THICK CHIC SO IF UR LOOKING FOR A SCRONNY GIRL SHE IS NOT HERE.....IM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO CHAT WITH GET TO KNOW ONE ANOTHER AND IF WE CLICK THEN WE WILL C WAT HAPPENS,THE WAY I LOOK AT IT IS,IT IS WAT IT IS......I AM NOT INTO SHORT GUYS BECAUSE I AM TALL AND I JUST DONT THINK IT LOOKS RIGHT(LOL).....IM REALLY NOT INTO GOING TO THE MOVIES I RATHER CHILL AT HOME,CUDDLE UP AND WATCH A MOVIE....MY KIDS R MY LIFE SO IF U WANT ME TO URSELF THATS NOT GONNA HAPPEN(THERE WILL B DAYS U WILL HAVE ME TO URSELF BUT NOT 24/7) IF U DONT LIKE KIDS THEN BOUNCE BECAUSE I COME AS A PACKAGE.....I don't got time for games so if u on bull**it and don't know wHat u lookin for please don't waste my time.... Definitely not to your house...

Im a riot to be around, and kinda adorable Coffee, maybe a walk on the river .

Im a good hearted fun loving person,i love the outdoors,and really anything thats not being bored.I have three beautiful kids 11,7,6,and my kids are my world.I also just got out of a 8 year relationship and right now im just looking to meet new people and to have fun,nothing serious but if it happens it happens.

Where to begin.. well I am a laid back, and working on being a professional. I am looking to find someone who has the same values and hobbies as I. I like to hang at the beach, camp,ski, go see live bands with my friends and family. Just make the most of every situation no matter how good or bad it is, live in the moment and have fun. I like to stay in sometimes just cuddle up and watch tv.. I love to goof around, but have a serious side when it comes to being a responsible, self sufficient adult. I absolutely need and love to laugh.. Im sarcastic from time to time.. well a good portion of the time. I would like to meet someone who is going to be able to laugh at themself and as well as with me.. I am looking for someone who is loyal and wants to be in a relationship, not date everyone under the sun at the same time. I am very loyal, do don't lie and do not have time for drama or games. If you like to play games then we could not be friends. I gave my lake house, and the room mates to start a more grown up exsistance. I am looking for the same, I love to have fun but know when is enough.My goals are simple.. I just want to live a comfortable life in nice average size house and travel.I have a bachelors degree and work full time.. I am unique in the aspect that I am very in control of my emotions.. I have no baggage and want something that is going to just work, be simple, fun and possibly lead somewhere! I am a fun nice, down to earth girl. I love all kinds of music.. especially live.It would be cool to have someone to do fun things with. If you want to know more just ask! Lots of laughing and good conversation.. just have fun!

I like to have a good time and make the best out of whatever situation comes my way. I have 2 little ones who make me who I am and drive me for success. I have a good job with interesting hours. I am who I am.

I\'m sweet, pretty, & smart. My relationship with God is awesome. If I break it, let me fix it. I need a partner I can take care of and who can take care of me, together we will help each other.

A little bit about myself : I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES SO IF THIS IS THE CASE FOR YOU, PLEASE PASS ON TO THE NEXT PROFILE I'm a Big Beautiful 33 year old Women to start off. I speak English and French . I don't smoke or do drugs. I drink occasionally. I live alone with my cat, have my own car and I'm also a very independent person. I have no kids but would love to have some one day! I love to have fun with friends, I also know when to be serious as well. I'm open-minded with a great sense of humour. I know what I want and don't want. This is all new to me and I taught I should try it out to see if I could find the right person. I can be shy at first, but trust me it can also go away very fast. I'm not the kind of person that will jump into a relationship right away, I think that you need to know the person first to see if you have things in common, If you have the attraction and chemistry between each other. Then if something develops that would be great, but like I said it takes time. I also have tattoos and piercing so if you don't like that sorry, but I don't think it will work out.What I like in a Man :1. Great sense of humour2. Open-minded3. Honesty and Respect4. Good Communicator5. Romantic in his way6. Nice big Arms Grrr7. Great Kisser8. Nice round butt9. Nice big lips and smile10. Taller then me & StylishWhat I don't like in a Man :1. Liars2. Cheaters3. Jealousy4. Possessiveness5. Players6. Hairy men7. Someone always late8. Smokers9. Drug users10. Someone messyTHERE IS A LOT MORE TO KNOW ABOUT MYSELF, SO WHY DON'T YOU COME AND TALK TO ME. WE COULD START FROM THERE...WHA'T DO YOU THINK??? First Date would depend on the weather, but definitely something that would please both of us =D

I’m a relaxed, easy going person who loves nature and life in general. The simple sight of a dandelion is enough to put a smile on my face, and I truly believe life is what you make it – so we might as well make it enjoyable! I've got waist length dark hair, and green eyes that change shades. I'm the kinda girl that makes my own way in life, and I do what feels right. I'm a one-man woman, and have the typical Taurus trait of being extremely loyal to those I'm close to. I've got a steady job I've been working for 6 years, but not in the field I want, so I'm always looking for my dream job in HR. I have a special love of artists like Yanni, Enya, Great Big Sea, Draft Punk, and most recently, Tuatha Dea!I love sci-fi and fantasy movies & books! Favorites include Star Wars, Star Trek, LOTR, and so on. I also enjoy action and comedy movies.-work ect. I also love reading, and think there’s nothing quite like curling up with a good book! I love practicing target archery with my very own recurve bow, and I built a table-top loom that I'm learning to use.I'm looking for someone who shares some common interests and loves life. My ideal gentleman isn't afraid to show affection. He would love to cuddle up and spend the evening wrapped in my embrace, but is also comfortable spending time on his own. He's comfortable in casual cloths, but can also appreciate wearing a handsome suite for a more formal evening.I'm opened to a lot of things, but there are a few things that I know I couldn’t deal with in a partner: smoking, doing drugs, people already in relationships, mind games, people who are unemployed (any job is better than no job!), and guys that don’t know how to put on pants (the crotch is NOT meant to be between the knees). Here are a few bonus facts about me: - Favorite flower: Dandelion --- I started learning meditation at the age of 6, & I incorporate it into my everyday life - If I could have just one carbon footprint, I would want it to be a Hummer! (I know, tree-huggers and Hummers don't typically go together, but you can't deny that having a Hummer could greatly increase your chances of survival in an apocalyptic situation... Especially if it's a zombie apocalypse! LOL)That gives you a little glimpse into my world. Feel free to send me a message :)Have a great day, and thanks for stopping by! Visit a museum or anything we both enjoy... the fist date is really about getting a feel for each others energy, learning about each other, and looking for that spark.