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Zariah, 35

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About Me

Here is where I am supposed to describe myself so total strangers can evaluate and judge me. I believe we are the summation of our background, our tastes, and our knowledge, now having said that, I would like you to know that I know all the lyrics to “Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix A Lot. (Whatever happened to Sir Mix A Lot, by the way?) I would like to think that it would be somewhat easy to describe myself, however, after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a hot mess. So *** sitting here writing a long, boring story, I decided to share some random facts about myself:-I still tie my shoes with the double "bow" -- you know *** doing the loop around like "normal people" do -- I actually make two bows. It's more fun that way.-I cannot roll my "R's" -- so my Spanish accent is pretty atrocious.-I was born 9 months to the day from my mom's birthday. I just figured this little tidbit of knowledge out recently and now kind of wish I could erase it from my consciousness.-I could pretty much quote the movie "; verbatim I have watched it so many times.- I used to be a cheerleader in 6th, 7th and 8th grades.- I love Gwyneth Paltrow and secretly wish that I was her. She is just one cool chick. - I wish I had a Bernese Mountain Dog.In all seriousness, I am a pretty driven girl, with alot of things going on in her life. I just haven't found the right person to spend it with. I can be very serious at times, but I'm also pretty sarcastic and love a good laugh. If any of this interests you, please drop me a message!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Dorla

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    Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

    Don't ask stupid questions, please. Read this and if it isn't your fit move on! It's just a waste of time if you don't!First lets talk about body type. Average doesn't mean you got a big ole gut and a flabby ass! Athletic means you have a muscular body (not some muscle buried under a bunch of fat!). A few extra pounds means you should stop eating McDs and get your a$$ to the gym. Just sayin.I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS BEFORE I MEET YOU!!!!! I WILL NOT SEND YOU NUDIE PICS OF MYSELF!I am a passionate person who emphasizes family values and being a good friend to people.I have an 18 year old cat and a 10 week old cat. I love my cats like they are my kids--they aren't going anywhere!If you want to meet for a drink and change your mind please be courteous and let me know in a timely fashion. First of all my time is precious (so is yours) and I don't appreciate losing any of it. Second, it's just disrespectful.Dancing, hiking, camping, bonfires, wild animals (I know right), dining, cooking, sleeping, cuddling, festivals, music, picnics, parties, wine, good beer-especially on a patio on a hot summer day, fabulous conversation, intellects, water, beaches, estuaries, science, math: All words that describe things I enjoy. "The meaning of the word *** and "Trust me on the sunscreen" videos are quite frankly my favorite videos (youtube)--the messages are very near and dear to me. I am a huge fan of grainy 80s movies in addition to 80s music. I enjoy movies and I watch shows like Desperate Housewives and Glee. Big fan of 2 TVs in the house--that way, while you watch sports (unless its hockey or football) I can watch what I like to watch too!Music is a blessing. I enjoy all types (well OK I tolerate country and am learning to like it) but mostly I am trance and house junkie.I have a very colorful background. If you don't want to hear the stories about the madness of my youth, move on! I talk to some of my x's-I hope you do too. My best friend is a guy. These things aren't changing. If you can't spell--don't bother. If you can't have an intelligent conversation please don't waste my time! If you are lazy and/or unemployed, live with your mom or dad, are in the middle of a divorce (this means separated too!!!), have jealousy issues or really any issue with me going out with my friends get-lost!I am NOT religious in a traditional sense--will never be (I am a pantheist). Don't thump me in the head with a bible! I think the coolest thing is the diversity that religion offers--I am ashamed of those who think that what they believe is any better than the rest! I do believe in the 10 commandments--if that helps.Politics...hmmmm. Probably a liberal on the conservative side. I seem to get more conservative as I get older.If you have pictures of your kids on THIS website there is something wrong with you and I would prefer never to hear from you. Please don't allow your children to be the awwww factor--It is just plain gross! They shouldn't even meet a new "friend" until a few months into a relationship.Your opinion is just as important as mine.Honesty is the best policy! Somewhere for a drink or coffee, walk at the lake--public. I am not just gonna swing by your place or have you to mine before I meet you!

  • Scott

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    Hi. I'm looking for a good guy. A funny guy, who likes stuff and does stuff. Simple, right? I am really easy going, drama-free, sarcastic, and optimistic. I work a regular 8-5, go to the gym after work, and then home. I have a great family and great friends, but I am looking to share my life someone special. I have recently focused my life on becoming healthier, and I hope that the person I'm with supports that and my goals. Some Deal Breakers:Don't be a douche--shirts look ridiculous.Don't be a jerk to waiters.Don't be allergic to animals. I have them, and they will always win.Don't be a bigot, homophobic, or uber-conservative. Some Deal Makers:Be passionate. I am. Have Class.Be sarcastic.Be able to dish out good jokes and take them. Be aware. Care.I don't ask for much. Just be awesome, ok?Please don't be gross. I don't want dirty texts before we even meet. I don't want or give extra photos. Be charming, not crass. That's how you make a girl want you. The first date should be relaxing, like dinner on the patio of a local restaurant. We would both be able to calm any nerves with a beer or 2 and just talk and laugh like old friends. If at the end meal we decide to go to a movie or play mini golf or something, great. If not, no big deal. Ideally, we will just enjoy each other's company. :)

  • Lucilla

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    Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

    I have been on here before, but gonna try one more time... I don't like the bar scene, don't mind it occasionally but not every day or even every week... I work a lot, but still like to have time for my kids and friends... Ask me and you will find out all the interesting things you're missing out on....

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