Single Women & Men in Bethany, Missouri

Hi! My name is Farmgirl. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Bethany, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.

I am very outgoing and down to earth.I love to live life and half fun at the fullest.I like to go fishing and do anything outdoorsy.I love to laugh and joke around but I know when to be serious.I lik differet kinds of music,mainly rock and rap.I am adventurious.I also like to watch movies and jus chill when the mood is right.I like scary movies.I love tattoos and pierings.I only have a few tattooz myself but love the art and meaning of them.I am going to persue going back to school for cosmitoligy to do hair.I love doin hair and make up and making otha plp feel good about themselves.if you want to have fun and or get to know me please contact me on my account.thanks brandy :-) A good first date idea for me would be to go to diner with a man and jus get to know them and then maybe a movie or puttputt golf or playing pool or darts or sumthing like that to have a little fun.

Hi! My name is Pepemoyvb. I am never married protestant hispanic man without kids from Bethany, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

I would love to meet someone who has a good since of humor, and likes to have fun. Don't want a player and I don't want someone who plays games. I like just about all kinds of music...only if I can understand the words..Lol. I like to dance and hang out with the girls sometimes..and have a good time. You would have to meet me to get to know me. I'm just me :) dinner and a movie

'Turns out not where, but who you're with, that really matters.'My friends would describe me as funny, good hearted, honest, and sincere. I'm a professional, own my own home and have my life together. I love to travel, take road trips, go camping and enjoy the outdoors. Music is a big part of my life -;)If you enjoy laughing, random trivia, the smell of campfires, exploring new places, and occasional sarcasm, don't be shy.... drop me a line and say hi! At the very least you may make a new friend, and you can't have too many of those!You'll score bonus points if you can appreciate the sound of vinyl records :) Let's meet for coffee or a drink and some good conversation. Hopefully the promise of a second date?

Hi! My name is Hedezmjk. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Bethany, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Hi! My name is Hedezm0Q. I am never married catholic hispanic man without kids from Bethany, Missouri, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

I'm currently a full time student going for my BA in paralegal studies. I listen pretty much any kind of music and watch a lot of different movies. I spend a lot of my summer (when not working ) in Wis camping and fishing at my parents summer place. I love working and being around animals. I am a certified animal groomer but with the economy there wasn't a whole lot of work in that field so hince why i am in school again. I'm not into head games and expect you to be up front and honest with me and I will do the same. I'm looking for someone that will treat me how I treat them. I don't have any kids but someday it be wonderful to have my own little family. Right now I enjoy spending time with my little niece. It's nice to spoil her and send her back. If you want to know more feel free to message me. Well I have never really done it but I think a fun first date would be sitting my the river throwing a few lines in and getting to know each other.

I love someone that like to just hang out maybe watch movies or go to the movies I love to take pictures that's one of my favorite hobbies, I think of myself as a very friendly sweet person I like to make people smile and laugh . I'm very caring have a big heart I love country music and contemporary Christian music 1st date would prob be to go to a nice dinner and then maybe a walk around somewhere nice so that we could talk and get to know each other and look at the stars :)