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Gemini · Looking for: Woman, 40–60
Please Note, I dont generally message first as i've found it to be a waste of time. But please feel free to message me if you think there may be a connection, Thank you ;0)Im a straight forward, passionate, easy going, kind of guy in my early 50's, thats early 50's going on 30 and not early 50's going on 70 !! (well apart from the fact i like Barry Manilow lmao) I am blessed with 2 beautiful daughters ages 22 and 23 who both take after their dad, obviously ! Im a former pro DJ and Ex Director of an electronics company, but dont let that put u off. I still have the music bug in me and love to go clubbing (dancing not bingo clubbing !) Im equally happy to spend weekends away usually down in Dorset or The New Forest or lazy times at home in Bognor with a bottle of wine, a dvd and some popcorn (hopefully not on my own), a little slow dancing around the lounge to some smoochy music (definetly not on my own), and some karaoke (always on my own). Im also quite partial to a walk along the beach in winter and stopping for lunch at a pub with an open fire, trying not to fall into it as we stagger off late in the afternoon (dont worry if you have children they wont see any of this as they will be outside, tethered to the railings with their plain Tesco Value crisps and glass of tap water (only joking) It will be cheese and onion ! I adore musical theatre and have seen many shows in London, Chichester and Southampton. Through out the year there's always a trip abroad to look forward to, Austria in Winter for skiing anywhere hot in Summer and cruising at any other time of year. In myself im generally a happy smiley type and always up for a laugh. I dress in a modern/trendy/casual style but like to get the DJ on when the occasion demands it. You will also find that i am a passionate, honest reliable loving and trustworthy partner and looking to settle down again, oh yes and solvent (this is sounding better all the time, even im beginning to fancy me now !) I even like shopping for clothes and shoes, maybe i should of been born a woman, that would explain a lot ! I will even cook us a Sunday lunch, hoover up and do the washing all at the same time (not if were walking on the beach an getting sloshed though) and you can stay in bed with James Martin, get excited by Andrew Marr (other well known political correspondents are available) or read the Mail On Sunday, how good can it get?. In my work i generally get a lot of time off as i am a property developer and everybody knows we dont work for a living so if u dream of a new kitchen, bathroom or something new in the bedroom (fitted wardrobes of course madam) as well as a new partner i could be your man! Thats a little bit about me. What am i after ? God only knows and so far he aint been any help !! So ive had to figure it out for myself... Someone who has a degree of independence, who's good company with style and personality. I'll need to find them attractive and like me be faithful honest and looking for a loving relationship. I prefer a girl who is no bigger than a size 12/14, a happy sunny disposition would also be an advantage as would someone who is not too hormonal !!! Passionate is also a must or is that asking a bit too much Ha Ha. Oh yes and you must like to go out and have some fun occasionally and want to see me more than once every 2 weeks.If you're able to go on 2 week or 4 week cruises at the drop of a hat and spend all Summer in Spain that would be the icing on the cake, i realise most people have commitments so its not a necessity ! Anyway if u do have any of these attributes (even one of them will do!!!)plz get in touch for a chat. Above all else a sense of humour is necessary as you will need one !! Hope to here from you xx Think ive mentioned the word passion 3 times ooops (4 now !)xxPS Girls please do not contact me if you are bald, have piercings in your nether regions, a body covered in tattooes and definately dont send me pictures of you topless, holding a fish, draped over your sports car.........oh did i say don't, i meant yes please do, ha ha ha !! (I am of course jokeing its just a parody of the stuff you ladies put in your profiles which always makes me chuckle)Make sure we enjoy ourselves and pay you lots of compliments.Lunch or dinner followed by dancing, you eat i pay....simples !! Benefits of Being with Me....You'll be with Me !.....I Could go on, but I think iv made my point....... ;0))Apologies for wearing sunglasses in most of my pics im not a Stevie Wonder tribute act but i go on holiday a lot and its the only time i let anyone take a piccy, i do have two normal ones though (eyes that is) !In-the-end-we-only-regret-chances-we-didnt-takeThe-relationships-we-were-scared-to-have-and-the-decisions-we-waited-to-long-to-make-there-comes-a-time-in-your-life-when-you-realise-who-matters-who-doesnt-who-never-did-and-who-always-willIf you ladies cant spot someone genuine on here then you really dont deserve me.Please dont think i am rude if i dont reply to your message, its just that i dont think we would be compatible. IS IT MALE OR FEMALE You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples... FREEZER BAGS They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons. TIRES Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated. HOT AIR BALLOONS Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt. SPONGES These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water. WEB PAGES Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. TRAINS Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people. HOURGLASS An hourglass is female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom. HAMMERS Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around. THE REMOTE CONTROL Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying...
