Single Women in Douglas, Arizona

Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and instead of responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over 100 people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’

Never thought i'd ever get on this site, heard of it in college and thought it was the bottom of the barrel of all dating sites. However i heard from some friends that's not the case anymore...I shall find out shortly! I won't be in the area that much longer, but long enough to have fun. Anyone who knows me knows I'm always running off to go somewhere, always trying to do something fun! I'm not a fan of msging back and forth in a drawn out process, let's just meet if we're feeling it.Don't expect a response from me if you are a lot older than me, live more than an hr away (unless you wanna pen pal about life like traveling and such), your msg says "hey, how are you?" (It tells me you didn't put effort into it most likely bc you don't care if I write back so why should I?), and lastly if you're "non-religious" ( I think it's a little dense of u to not believe in anything. I think God is pretty great. If you don't, I can forsee our values/perspectives differing too much for anything to work other than friends.)Cheers! I hope u come up with something good!

Hey!i am a fun easy going person who is looking to meet someone special I have a full time job with an excellent future pay. I need a man who also has a solid career. I have big goals and plan on doing them all.I like to be active and I especially love eating a variety of foods if it is nutritious and healthy.I know how to dress like a lady and make heads turn. I can also get my hands dirty. I am outdoorsy and love to be a part of nature. I am a good swimmer, snowboarder, I am good at anything physical. I would like to eventually get my hunting license and maybe even skin my animals. I ride motorcycles and I would love to ride a snowmobile, but never have yet. I love watching animals and nature. I usually have a lot of energy, but I definitely like to relax and enjoyed life.I am not easy. Please don't send me a message composed of one sentence. I won't respond. I like to be treated like a lady. Show me you can sweep me off my feet

Adventurous and flirty. Serious and honest. Loyal, with a twist of mystery. I am looking for a gentleman. A man, who knows what he wants and is not afraid to get it. Someone who is open minded and isn't looking to rush into anything too serious.I am very career driven and I hope to find the same in my partner. I am independent, but also love to share fun and new experiences with people. I am into staying active and healthy, I enjoy long walks (not to sound cliche) and yoga. I grew up playing the violin, but I am interested in all types of music. Going to concerts and hockey games is one of my favourite things to do. I love to travel to NYC and LA, and, I am always ready to explore a new destination. If any of this sounds appealing to you...then I may be who you're looking for ;)

I like going to the beach, the movies, riding my beach cruiser. I can value traditional dates, but I like casual coffee or a drink for the first meeting.

Hi! My name is Ailineaster. I am never married catholic hispanic woman without kids from Douglas, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Well who would have thought that writing about yourself would be so hard! I'm 29 years old. I am loving caring and understanding. I love to have fun it could be outdoors, out on the town, or sitting at the house! I live for the day with plans for the future. I work as a C.N.A. and am going to school to be a reg. nurse. I love animals. I give a 120 percent and looking for someone who will appreciate that. I am the girl you can take to out on Friday nite and then to church on Sunday. :) I'm not sure what else to write, So if you have any questions feel free to ask any questions! anything as long as we can talk and see...

Hey :--)A bit about me. ..Love the outdoors Love campingHappiest when fishingIce cream keeps me quite lolI have a dog that i love very much Love being out with friends and family Very independent Can enjoy quite time and moviesEnjoy target practiceIm a gear head :-)I have 9 tattoos and plan on getting tons more and hope to have my sleeve finished by summer and i have 14 piercing most in my ears lol ReadingLove summer timeGoing for walks or hikesRoad trips finding new places Board gamesMovies mosty horror and comedy Theam parks and fairs And well so much more just ask :-)What im looking for is to get back out in the dating world and see were things go :-) Im pretty easy going we can decide when the time comes :-)Ps if I dont response to your msg im sorry im just not interested and im not going to lead anyone on

Im a single mom who is going back ti school amd working full time. My son comes before evrything. I woukd love to find that someone who will treat me and my son right. Im not a girly girl. I like playi g i u the mudd but i also like getting my nails done . I have lots of tattoos and a few piercings. I think a first date would be a chance to get to know each other. We could just hang out, have a dinner, maybe a couple of drinks. and just talk.

I prefer to grow old in a loving relationship but am not afraid to spend my life alone. I\'m not interested in finding just "anyone" so I\'m not alone, but in finding one that I long to be with.