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Eura
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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Monee
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Offline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Monee. I am never married other african woman without kids from Douglas, Arizona, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Jordyn
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
I\'m unique by my sense of humor. I love to laugh! My friends describe me as silly, crazy (in a good way), funny, caring and loving. I have a huge heart. Search for kind people, who are still capable of having childish fun.
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Denny
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
There isn't much to say about me right now, but I'm hoping to change that eventually.I'm not the girl who does the party scene every weekend or the girl who's ultra hip and fashion trendy. I'm a bit of a geek at heart and proud of it - so I typically spend most of my free time partaking in geek-centric hobbies. Not sure what that entails? Drop me a line, I'll tell you.I've got a ridiculously broad taste in music and listen to everything under the sun - trading music recommendations with friends is actually a silly and yet favorite passtime of mine! There's something really cool about discovering new artists through friends, I think. Anyway, I also enjoy camping and hiking, and I like fishing but I'm not all that great at it! Not really sure what I want to do with my life, but I've had this compulsion to write ever since I was old enough to hold a pencil, so I think maybe something in that line of interest is what I'll wind up pursuing.I don't smoke, I'm against drugs, but I do like social drinking - not so keen on the super sweet drinks, but I'm not really a fan of beer, either. It's hard for me to open up, but when I'm with someone I can trust not to be judgmental, someone who is honest and kind and just wants to have a good time, then that's when I'm happiest and at my best. Around someone like that? I just want to make sure they're also enjoying themselves and that, at the end of the day, there are no regrets. :) I want a down-to-earth first date - I can't get more specific than that. Whatever it entails really depends on the person I meet and what they're comfortable with. Some people prefer coffee shops, while other people prefer nights in at their own home with a movie, you know? I'm happy to do either, or do something else entirely. I don't want a first date that's set in stone because...that's just not how life is. The unexpected happens. We could go to a concert, go to dinner, hit up a museum, or sit in the park on a nice day and complain about seagulls to each other, I don't care. Down-to-earth doesn't mean it has to be cookie-cutter, so let's have fun, yeah?
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Karma
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 26-36
Well to start I am a mom of two boys they can keep me busy that for sure. I am a very open minded out going girl. I love to cuddle up and read a good book or watch a movie. I am a big family person and a very honest trustworthy girl. I like camping fishing offroading play paintball being out doors riding horses going to the desert for a weekend doing get aways when i can i try anything once i am a very outgoing girl...... I am a very hard working person and would not have it anyother way....... I cant stand guys whocheatlie cant treat a lady right I looking for someone i can sure smiles with and make smile. I love cooking and being there for the one i care about. i love cuddling and very lovable. I am really a sweet down to earth girl and when i find the right guy i would give him the world, well if u want to know more *** can ask anything i not fake and will tell you who i am plz no games guys if u have a women waiting for u at home i not the that girl that just gives it up i am caring out going love i am into tatts and piercings so if u have any always a plus i dont judge people i dont go for looks who u are as a person is what makes u shine in someones eyes i want someone who is real so sick of being played i also want a man who wants someone for who they are i dont get why people always have to be judge by how they look or what they wear shoot so much more under it all if people took more time to look u know some place to get to know each other
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Brittney
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-36
true love is want I want I know my baby is some were out there lol :) or out of no where she is standing there right before my eyes love at first sight:) alot of girls tell me they never met anyone like me :) I know that's a line but I deff know its true damm where do i start jsut to make this simple i am very out going and down to earth and real 3 things u need alos 2 talk to me sorry lol i love jet sking i love to go the mall and work out go the beach play sports watch moives have deep convos about anything im very down to earth and have a great personaily and im always on the go always doing something, never stop lol i get 2 bored to easy if im just siting around juat looking for that girl i can look into her eyes and know shes the one and know im in love to cus its so hard for me to fall in love io just want a down to earth cool girl that i can talk to that can understand me and see all the good in me and how hard i work and how romantic i am and i love to spoil and take care of my girl and for her 2 do the same l im not scared of anything ill try anything im goin back 2 school soon i want to help ppl with there problems as u can see icant spell to good and i dont really give a sh*to well if u think ucan keep up with me:) hit me up nice long walk on the beach romanitc dinner moives traveling ,,, i love talking and getin to know someone really good im very picky lol i am looking for that speacil girl i can share my life with i love to cuddle im tuff but im a sweetheart at heart
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Jarona
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
Im 30 years old.Im finishing my degree in Hotel/Resort management.I want to work on a cruise ship one day soon.I love the water, dancing, bowling and pool.I do like to go out and have a good time.Drink occasionally.I listen to R&B.I want things in life.Ive never done the relationship thing so figured its time to settle down.
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Margene
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 27-37
I'm a BBW and proud. If you don't like a fluffy, thick, voluptuous woman, I'm not the woman for you!I am the "pill pusher" at a nursing home near where I live. I love what I do and the people I take care of. I have always been one to care for and listen to others. I have a huge heart and love animals. I have four dogs and treat them as if they are my children.If you're just looking for a booty call, I'm not the woman for you. Passed that stage in my life. If you don't wanna be serious, then pass me by please. Those are my main rules. Otherwise, hit me up. Love to get to know new people and I ask tons of questions! So bring it on!
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Lory
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 25-35
I am a bartender but plan to go back to school for a medical profession. I love people and life. Always down for new experiences and meeting new people. I enjoy doing yoga, surfing anything with the beach sounds good to me. Traveling is also a big hobbie. I very much enjoy cooking and entertaining. Something very low key. Just getting to know each other. Maybe on the beach or picnic in a park. First dates shouldn't be about being nervous and pressure but bout enjoying each others company. Maybe even a trip to the zoo could be nice
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Carry
Douglas
- Arizona
- United States
Online
Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-34
I\'m a happy person and I like to surround myself with positive people. No I do not live in a bubble, although sometimes I like to pretend I do. I\'m here looking to meet someone I can connect with.