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Eura, 26
United States, Arizona, Douglas

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Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, socially

  • Drink

    Yes, regularly

INTERESTS

English Turkish Vietnamese Sailing Singing
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