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Aries · Looking for: Woman, 33–43
I love Airplane!I like to ask questions, such as - Why do things have a proof of purchase? If you steal it, you'd still have a proof of purchase. Why does Payless call its sale a BOGO, to buy one pair and get one half off? If it's not buy one, get one; shouldn't it be BOGOHO - Buy one, get one half off?Why am I always behind someone at the store, who is buying a decade of groceries and had no idea they'd have to pay? Right, you have the total, NOW you can try and find the payment method. Sweet, you're a slutty plumber this year, so much different than your slutty librarian outfit last year. It totally smacks of desperation for attention and you're ruining a holiday where we get FREE CANDY!Why are the people with shaky masturbation hands the ones who get camera footage of UFOs? First, I'd hate to see your handwriting. Second, it's called a tripod. Why do people drink coffee?-off taste buds, is good. Nothing hot is meant to be drank. If drinking fire is the only way you can stay warm, try an electric blanket.Why are old people, the slow drivers? Don't they have the highest risk of not making it where they're going? How high were the people who wrote Saved By The Bell? A high school with four rooms, six people have each other in every class, basketball court 20--piano-drums and a guy who barely graduates gets a full- That seems about right. I don't seek a specific type of woman - a certain hair color, height, background. If you'd like to talk and/or meet, send a message. I actually can and do have female friends, so message if you think we'd make good friends, or more. I don't message about sex and don't request naked photos. Not to be perverted or aggressive, but I'd really rather eventually see it in-person someday. I feel bad for some women who have to deal with some of these guys. I also, will never have a shirtless picture of myself. I see myself in the shower, I'm good, I know what everything looks like and don't need a picture.*res), have excess pictures of herself at the bar, not get angry about sarcasm, not be arrogant, not be ignorant, be willing to make some plans in advance and keep them, not ever use the line "check my schedule and get back with you" regarding a date (if you're that busy, you shouldn't be trying to date and this excuse usually means you want to wait and see if something else comes through or you don't miss out on something), make plans on weekends (major red flag if your next 3-4 weekends are booked Friday-Sunday, with all different plans that don't include work or travel and mostly going to bars or parties), preferably consider a true American to be one who believes it's American to help others and realizes we're better than places like North Korea, where people aren't allowed to see doctors and get living wages.....), like cartoons, like To Catch A Predator. Something that won't be a group date.
