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JessieKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 27 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-30
Hi! My name is Jessie. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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JakobKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39
If you REALLY wanna know hit me up, I tend to ramble on if I'm having to think about my likes and dislikes. I figure you're either going to message me or not based on appearance anyway. APPARENTLY I get 3 times as many messages if this is longer, but even if I choose not to, it still makes me type in this box. Dubbya Tee Eff.And as a disclaimer, the rest of the profile is going to be random thoughts, observations or humor that I've updated at various times."I love Shakespeare. And I know that it may not be practical, but if it wasn't for him, I would have totally over-reacted when my girlfriend killed herself. That joke may not be for everyone, and I understand that. But you should probably read more." -Jeselnik.Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!Is it just me or does it seem silly to have "; in your headline? Wouldn't it then be called "Plenty of Mammals"?OH, and if you can pull off an English accent the rest of your life, You're Hired.Reoccurring theme in my love life - If it's not broke, give me 5 minutes."I don't have a lot of time" - errrr "Here's B.O.B, date that for a while"One of the differences between comedy and perversity is inflection.You might know what I'm talking about, but do you truly understand?I know America is an obese country now, but we really need to re-examine the term "Average Body Type"Does anyone else think it's a shame that MCA died, yet many shitty pop stars are still alive and living fat?This thing keeps getting longer and longer - *UPDATE* It was brought to my attention that I have non-smoker on the profile, yet a cigarette in the display pic. I quit, yay. Anyway, no back story to that, just an explanation.Ha, I got blocked by someone for helping them out with their choice in photos.. ****ed up.Aaaaaaaand if you have kids, we know they're your life. I would assume that unless you decided to put, "I have a kid and he/she is a pain in my ass and I neglect him/her at every turn" I ALMOST want to list the ironic sh*t I read in profiles, but I think that might bore others that aren't as drunk and don't find it as humorous as I do.If I had a sex change, I would work in a strip club and promote the hell out of it on here! That's a great way to lure people in and get them to pay me. I'd like to mix things up, so this would really depend on what's going on that week. Drinks and conversation are always a good starter for me.
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NeillKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
Hi, I'm trying out this site to see if I can find someone special. I'm a pretty busy guy - I love building things, taking them apart, dreaming up new stuff. I have a really old barn that I work on quite a bit. I drive a 50 year old car and I love it. I also work out a lot, being active is important to me. Some things I like: music, hiking trails and camping, county fairs, coffee shops, movies, sunsets and beaches, animals, tv -What I find attractive -free spirit, adventurous and playfulness, smiles.
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JuliaKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28
Hi! My name is Julia. I am never married atheist caucasian woman without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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KristataylorKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-23
Hi! My name is Kristataylor. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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AryanKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Man. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 30-40
I am not average in size, but i am not overweight, I am just a big guy. I like working out, going camping, fishing, 4x4, ride a Harley, pretty much anything outdoor. I am a gentleman, romantic, and can be very intimate. I am also strong and outspoken with a scary, good judge of character. I am one of those nice guys, but I don't care if I finish last, I can recognize when someone is mistaking my kindness for weakness. I'm successful, fully independent, not into someone that has had everything handed to them, that's a total turnoff. I want a WOMAN, that has responsibility, but not too much to go do expensive, fun things, for longer than a day at a time. I do not need to be on here, I could care less about hooking up. I have many friends and acquaintances that demand my time, I just get tired of the same thing all the time. There is so much in life I want, I'm not at all ready to just work and sleep my life away. Maybe coffee, beer, dinner, movie, or even Van Gough at the art museum. Don't make me pick all the time, I like a woman that knows what she wants, it's unreliable if you can't even make up you're mind on what you want to do. And I wouldn't be that nice of a guy if I didn't care if you were happy, and only dragged you out tifo do what I want.
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GinaKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-34
Hi! My name is Gina. I am never married catholic caucasian woman without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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JusbenjKunkletown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 19-26
Hi! My name is Jusbenj. I am never married other african woman without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DkrmommyAllentown
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-45
Hi! My name is Dkrmommy. I am divorced agnostic caucasian woman with kids from Allentown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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LindawateBethlehem
- Pennsylvania
- United States
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Woman. 50 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 39-52
I'm not a paid member but you can leave the cell in the dm or something.
