Singles In Middletown, MD

Chani

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: woman. In age: 23-43

Hi! My name is Chani. I am divorced jewish caucasian woman without kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Bailey

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

Hi! My name is Bailey. I am never married other hispanic woman without kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Spatz

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Woman. 66 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 45-65

Hi! My name is Spatz. I am separated spiritual but not religious caucasian woman with kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Julie

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-33

Probably should fill this out 😜 So here it goes! Hi my name is Julie and my girlfriend and I are looking for a third to add to our relationship. We are both interested in having a third lovely lady join us and to be hinest this is my first time in a multiple partner relationship :)

Nora

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

Looking for: man. In age: 18-33

I'm 250lbs- if ya can't handle that truth then just walk away. I don't care what you look like- it's how we treat others that really matters. I love October, carb, rain, Owl City, and Doctor Who. Let's live it up

Regina

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

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Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

Looking for: man. In age: 31-45

Hi! My name is Regina. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Aherne

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

WELL HERE GOES LOL !!! i would decribe myself as a decent hardworking loyal Guy!!! (but then i would lol ) whilst i don't claim to be "Brad Pitt" or "Richard Gere" AND don't wanna be,i am perfectly happy within myself and who i am !!! ;) ;) ;)!!!BUT then i'm not looking for ";? OR "; mind you i'm not looking for a "Pat Butcher" either ( SORRY PAT) LOL...I'm Genuine / Honest / Sincere and with a heart of gold and Very easy going and my glass is always "HALF FULL" and more !!! i don't tell "PORKY'S" don't do "BULLSHIT" and expect the "SAME IN RETURN"!!! What you see is what you get!!!>>> i'm outgoing "LOVE LIFE" and the life and soul of the party and a "VERY HAPPY CHAPPIE" :***so if you're "BORING" a "MANIC DEPRESSIVE" was in court "LAST WEEK / NEXT WEEK" sorting out an "INJUNCTION" on you're EX' or you've been on ( or about to ) "; on "; wear a "TAG" "CROSSDRESSER" or born a "FELLA" with a "BIGGER PAIR" then me (whoops) then kindly "PEE OFF"!!! (OMG there's some funny's on here) And i DON'T do misserable Moaner's (never have never will) "LIFE's TO SHORT" so come on let's have"SOME FUN" and "ENJOY"what life has to offer :)))!!! Weather it be a couple down the local or a weekend away (love getting away) i love to have laugh ;***Well were only here once!!! (thank god cos this site drive's you Nut's ) ;) ;) ; (hence the crazy sense of Humour lol) but have taken some time out as i became fed up! and when that happens its time for a break!!! althow now starting to miss the buzz of being on the stage!!! I done "The Knowledge"(finally) and work as a "; (And a Very proud one) which allows me to work when i want and need to ;) ;) ;)!!! some Days some Evenings!!!!!! I have 1 Daughter Sam who's OMG "19" and we have the most "Fantastic Relationship" and Really are the best of friends !I'm looking to meet someone who's "Honest & Sincere" (STOP LAUGHING) and looking for the same as me ,can't be hard to find "CAN IT"??? NO "MESSERS" OR "TIME WASTER's" PLEASE!! P/S if you just wanna a "FREE NIGHT" Out and a "QUICK SHAG" then kingly"NAFF OFF" and go and "ANNOY SOMEBODY ELSE" !!! i'm worth so much more than that and "Nobody's Fool" and that's NOT what i'm looking for "DONE THAT YEAR'S AGO" when i had loads more HAIR and me good ol "CORTINA" (LOVED THAT CAR);) ;) ;) !!! THE GOOD OL "80's" IE "human leaque"/dexey's/ub40/soft cell/spandau ballet ETC ETC OMG brings tears to me eyes (PROPER DAY'S) In an ideal world ur children (if u have any) would be at least be teenagers so we can go to the pictures/Bowling etc etc at short notice (unless mum lives nxt door lol) I would like to get away every ***weeks !!! weather it be "; or "; or the ";!!! dont really care aslong as the companys good!!!its time to "Enjoy Life" and to find some one to enjoy it with would be NICE!!! So if you like what you've seen/read then get in Touch!!! if not then "GOODBYE AND GOOD LUK IN YOU'RE SEARCH" regards Steve ;) ;) ;)P/S i no we need to make contact via ***'m not into sending loads & loads of *** in day out etc etc i find it hard work lol(sorry) so i'de rather Text/talk on the phone!!! its been around such a long time and so easy to use lol lol lol so just ask for my Mobile and Chat ! ! ! P/S NO PICTURE NO CHAT!!!!NO LONELY MARRIED WOMAN ***NITE STANDERS / BUNNY BOILERS (Fatal Attraction) OR ANYONE UNDER THE MENTAL HEALTH ACT "***" amended ***NEED APPLY !!!!!! ***\\***Please ***\\\***Put This ***On Your ***Profile If ***You Know ***\\\***Someone ***\\***Who Died ***\***Of ***\\\***Cancer "OPTION 1"!!!>>>>>>>>>>> Go to a fancy restaurant in a Posh hotel & charge the meal to somebody's room.On the way out, steal an expensive car and practice "handbrake turns" in a Tesco car park ;)))Dump the car & take a bendy-bus somewhere (don't pay of course) then steal a "powerful Kawasaki motorbike" ;)))Have wild sex at 56mph whilst i'm pillion of course (ie behind you) on a road that has speed cameras ;***and load's & load's of "Speed Hump's" and let them do all the work "Yippeeeeeeeeee" ;)))THEN>>>>>>>>>>>>Go to a Police Station and report that we have been abducted by aliens ;)))Finally, back to my home and phone our old teachers and tell them what we really think of them ;)))!With any remaining Energy, see how far across the room we can move my bed, while on it (ofcourse)! Oh and it's big (the bed silly)!! ;***OR IF YOU'RE "BORING" LIKE ME and you don't fancy "OPTION 1" then we could try>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"OPTION 2"!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>HAVE a walk round "Covent Garden" which is GREAT!!! The "South Banks" Brill!!!And as for "; now thats's FAB!!!And let's not forget about good ol "; & the "Cutty Sark" now that's got the "WOW FACTOR"!!! But Hey Sharing a bag of chip's at the "Seafront" ("; is me fav )sitting on the seawall and watching the sun set!!! WOW that wld be "Lovely Jubbly"!!! OPTION 3 how about getting a "BORIS BIKE" and having a good ol ride around town & end up in "; (if we make it) dump the bikes (in the "Thames" ) then make a Quick escape on the "Cable car" And end up by the "Excell" for a bite to eat ;***then from there we could get the "Thames Clipper"; OMG now that would be "BLOODY AMAYZING" ;) ;) ;) but hey if the companys good " WHO GIVE'S A MONKEY,S " ;***;***;***xxxOPTION 4 Mmmmmmmmmmmm don't turn up ;( ;( ;( so the choice is your's option ***you decide xxx

Declan

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

I love to talk, read, write and try new things. I love spending time with family and friends. I\'m looking for someone new. I love to have fun and laugh, so someone with a great sense of humor is a plus.

Pukininam

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: man. In age: 23-33

Hi! My name is Pukininam. I am separated other asian woman without kids from Middletown, Maryland, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Luke

• Middletown

• Maryland
• United States

Online

Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56

Hi. Im a normal guy with a huge heart. Im kind, respectful, funny, witty. I have a great sense of humor. I love to make people laugh. I think my sense of humor leans towards silly. I know when to be serious, but think laughter is the best medicine. I know my pics arent the greatest. I'm not a photogenic person, but I'm not the elephant man either. lolI'm a simple person. Im pretty much up for anything. I love the outdoors whether it's fishing, hiking, camping, biking and any sports. I like spending time with family and friends whether it be cooking out,sitting around a fire just talking or going out somewhere to listen to music or a sporting event. I have a jeep and love to just take off and sight see. I just wish gas wasnt $2,***a gallon. lol I like to garden. There's just something about being outdoors and watching things grow you've started on your own. I usually give most of it away. I love music and movies. I'll listen to anything. I also love going to concerts.I like going to the movies or just sitting at home and renting one. I've been there almost 14 years now. I have a daughter that lives with her mother, but we try to spend as much time together when her school schedule and work permits. I love kids. I think I'm a big kid at heart. No......I know I am. I lost both of my parents within the last year and let me tell you....the saying is true. Life is too short so don't blink.I would like to start out dating someone. If you wanted to talk or text at first to get a feel for who I am and what I'm about, I'm ok with that. I would like to date at first, but am hoping to find someone to build a relationship with. I'm not much of a dater, but you have to start somewhere......right? Well, I won't go on and on. If you are interested feel free to write and who knows....maybe you and I will both be done fishing on here. I would at least like it to be something to where we can talk to get to know one another a little. Im the type of person that if Im with someone and we get along and the conversation is going good or we just enjoy each others company we could be throwing rocks at a wall. Not that that's what I would prefer to be doing. Lol It just wouldn't matter.........ya know what I mean?