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So...Free form essay style? I was really good at these in high school. Do I need a thesis statement? (Yeah..some nerd humour isn't funny.)So I like to read...a lot. I enjoy reading several books in conjunction with each other. Its not because I can't focus....more because something in one book will remind me of something in another book so I'll reference it and....this probably isn't interesting to you.Uh...I like to write...but I'm turned off by how most books are written nowadays and I can't very well bust out some old timey English piece....and you probably also skipped this paragraph didnt you?Well how about this...I like to make cakes. I do about 4 or 5 a year. Not a whole lot but it is actually a lot more work than you'd imagine...mostly cakes for kids. I'm not getting my own show for it anytime soon...or probably ever haha but I'm good enough to get paid for it.I watch a lot TV...I'm sure most people do but just don't admit haha. Netflix/hulu is usually on in the background while I'm doing whatever it is...I like Fururama, American Dad, 3rd rock from the sun...They're my white noise haha.I like Adam Sandler...obviously his older movies are the better ones but I'll watch anything with him in it on principle alone. He deserves it at this point don't you think? Haha. I like Monty Python, Space balls, Star Wars, Shaun of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and anything with Danny McBride and most things with James Franco. (He's my favourite...lolol).Stand up comedy is my favourite thing in the world. I have a plethora of knowledge about it and see live shows most weeks. And John Mulaney is a VERY CLOSE second. He is a great writer. Also...Andy Kauffman. He's definitely one of the best. Kind of a****k but hilarious.I get stuck in my head...a lot. I overthink and overanalyze.I talk a lot when you get to know me but before that I'm often quite paralyzed with fear of saying something stupid...which I usually do haha.I have a lot of useless knowledge about superheroes, nick at night, The Simpsons and supernintendo with an emphasis on Mario.I like to joke around and hardly ever take things seriously because let's face it...even Jesus didnt get out alive.I have another good Jesus joke...an old man where I work tells it to me errry day haha...If you're too perfect, they'll crucify you...I guess it sounds funnier when you're forced to laugh at it.I make jokes constantly. I gotta a lotta puns,****jokes and bad references. I also have a decent amount of clever word play.Oh! I love space and dinosaurs...and marine life.Oh! (Again) I thought maybe I should add a bit about how I feel about relationships...I am much more about making a connection than labeling what it is. I think love is a response to the way someone makes you feel so its gradual and can't be rushed or pursued. It happens.
