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Sagittarius · Looking for: Woman, 42–52
Totally dysfunctional male with issues and fear of heights, sand and milk. I am borderline a.d.d. cant even count to 10 without ending up taking apart my lawnmower or riding my bike by the time I get to 5. I drink too much, smoke too much, and dont know when to say when. I am unable to empathize with other peoples feelings especially females. Never could understand them. I cant hear anything they say, or just choose not to. I am a total slob and never brush my teeth. Showering is important and I do that 2x a week whether I need it or not. I live with my mother,... I keep her in the attic. But someday I hope to find a really nice girl that likes guys who shower 2x a week, never brush, drink and smoke too much and dont mind broken lawnmowers in the living room and mother's in law in the attic. If you just want sex thats great. I would like to try that sometime with another person. I hear it can be really nice. With a #2 pencil, check one option below.A) Good coffeeB) Good foodC) Good movieD) All of the aboveE) None of the aboveIf you selected option "E" please proceed to step two and send me a message.