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Jordon, 35

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About Me

I get asked all the time why am I single since I'm apparently so pretty, smart, funny, cool, etc. Well there are many factors but mostly it's because dating sucks, especially online dating. Everyone seems to be lying about or hiding something be their looks, living situation, job status or criminal records. I'm not perfect nor do I claim to be, but I'm a genuinely good girl with good intentions. My pics are real and recent. Am I Gods gift to men? Hardly, but I'm sure not busted. Like in the face with a shovel. I rarely drink but smoke a lot. I rarely party but I work a lot. I have two kids and don't want anymore of my own. My ex and I are NOT friends, but we deal because we have no choice. Not well mind you but it could be worse. Less is more when it comes to us being around each other. My son has a laundry list of health issues and spends a decent amount of time in hospitals and doctors offices. Both of my kids are older and guess what, they are genuinely good kids like their Momma. Smart too like their Momma. I'm book smart and street smart and quirky and melodramatic and neurotic and witty and seriously funny at times. I stand out no matter where I go and dance to the beat of a different drummer. I'm too old for games and general bs. I want a relationship build on a foundation of friendship so I'm looking for friends first, if something else comes of it great but if not I'm pretty sure the world will not end and I'll survive. I like most sports, watching, not participating. I don't work out and have no intentions of doing so anytime soon in spite of my cottage cheese thighs. I guess that's the deal in a nuttshell so if you are interested say hi, if not, oh well? The world won't end if I don't find my Mr. Right so until then I'll plug along. I haven't been impressed yet lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Carleen

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    Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 30-40

    Im very laid back and easy going... Im a spur of the moment type of girl and usually up for anything fun.. I have a HUGE heart...Im willing to do anything for my friends and family... Im very honest and loyal and Im a great catch....I love to joke around all the time and take things on the lighter side....Now all i need to do is find that really awesome guy! I have never been the type of girl that likes to play games and just date around...Not for me at all! So here i am waiting to find my best friend and partner in life :) if that even exists anymore???Update:If your from out here on vacation... Don't bother contacting me. Obviously your just looking for a hook up! Gross!If you don't have a full set of beautiful teeth don't waste your time that's my #1 thing I look for!If your just trying to get in my pants.... Don't waste your time it's not happening!If you don't know if you want a relationship or not then please don't message me!I'm wanting to find someone I "click" with. Someone that gives me butterfly's when we kiss! Someone who misses me when we are away from each other. Someone who will occasionally buy me flowers for no reason at all! Someone who has a heart and wears it on their sleeve and isn't afraid to love or be loved. Something laid back so we can talk and get to know eachother.

  • Johnetta

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    I heard the song on the radio recently from Train, "Brusies" and it really hit home for me. We all have bruises from life, but they make us who we are today. The song says "you are not alone in how you've been, everybody loses...we all got bruises."My bruises: My love passed away unexpectedly and I'm trying to figure out life now. Yes, I am still sad and hurting but I am hopeful that one day I will meet someone to share my life with again. That being said - I am not sure how soon I would be ready to be in a relationship or if I'm really even ready yet. But good honest friends are a plus, so I figured what's it gonna hurt to try this site.I am a single mother of two children. I work full time, always have. When I am dedicated to something or someone I am in 100%. That goes for family, friends, work...I don't skimp. If someone I care for needs something or work expects something I will make every effort to get it done. Loyal.I would like to meet someone that can make me laugh and someone I can be comfortable with sitting in silence or chatting away. I tend to be shy at first, so I tend to gravitate to outgoing people. I am very low key and HATE DRAMA!!! I am sure most people do hate drama...kind of silly to say but it's true. I'm not a high maintenance girl, I can get along with anyone. Though, I have little tolerance for dishonest, selfish, and unkind people. I enjoy doing things with family and friends. I like doing things the kids enjoy, seeing them happy makes me happy. I am not a partier but enjoy the occasional drink here and there with friends when I get kid free time. Usually when I am off from work I stay busy with family oriented outings - park, amusement park, water activities, movies, festivals, etc. I also enjoy little day trips when I have free time - mountains, lake, museums, or anything that involves seeing nature and God's creations. I also like going to the movies and playing games. I do love a nice quiet night at home too. That's always nice when you have someone to share that with. I am not one to play games or be dishonest....so feel free to ask anything. It may not be the answer you want to hear but it will be the truth. I have learned the hard way by losing loved ones and from life in general that life is too short for any of that. I am not gonna try and be someone I am not. We are who we are, "we all got bruises!" Something low key so you can chat and get to know one another.Warning: I'm shy at first so first meetings can be a little awkward...please bare with me until I'm comfortable with you. I promise I don't stay that way! But honestly if you go in looking to meet a new friend, then that takes the pressure off. Who couldn't use a good friend? If there is something more - great, if not new friends are a plus! I am trying to convince myself so I won't be too shy...can you tell?

  • Rosemary

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    Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 31-41

    HI there! am out there looking for a long term relationship. am i little shy, looking for some onetrustworthy down to earth and honest person like me.i am loyalty,and honest when it comes to a relationship . am easygoing ready to have fun.I do have two people in my life that are important to me are my kids.i like to make my man feel loved by me, one on one time togethergo for walks, whatch a movie together.us coffee and go on from there

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