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Jordon, 35
United States, Pennsylvania, White Haven

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About Me

I get asked all the time why am I single since I'm apparently so pretty, smart, funny, cool, etc. Well there are many factors but mostly it's because dating sucks, especially online dating. Everyone seems to be lying about or hiding something be their looks, living situation, job status or criminal records. I'm not perfect nor do I claim to be, but I'm a genuinely good girl with good intentions. My pics are real and recent. Am I Gods gift to men? Hardly, but I'm sure not busted. Like in the face with a shovel. I rarely drink but smoke a lot. I rarely party but I work a lot. I have two kids and don't want anymore of my own. My ex and I are NOT friends, but we deal because we have no choice. Not well mind you but it could be worse. Less is more when it comes to us being around each other. My son has a laundry list of health issues and spends a decent amount of time in hospitals and doctors offices. Both of my kids are older and guess what, they are genuinely good kids like their Momma. Smart too like their Momma. I'm book smart and street smart and quirky and melodramatic and neurotic and witty and seriously funny at times. I stand out no matter where I go and dance to the beat of a different drummer. I'm too old for games and general bs. I want a relationship build on a foundation of friendship so I'm looking for friends first, if something else comes of it great but if not I'm pretty sure the world will not end and I'll survive. I like most sports, watching, not participating. I don't work out and have no intentions of doing so anytime soon in spite of my cottage cheese thighs. I guess that's the deal in a nuttshell so if you are interested say hi, if not, oh well? The world won't end if I don't find my Mr. Right so until then I'll plug along. I haven't been impressed yet lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Latin Camping / Hiking American English Mexican
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