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EuraOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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MiyaOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
I enjoy running, reading, watching terrible tv shows, rocking out in the car ,and doing anything outdoors. I went to school for speech language pathology and will hopefully be going back to school soon to get my masters. I currently nanny and absolutely love it. I'm a very laid back person who enjoys the simple things in life. I try not to hold grudges, life's too short to stay mad.I'm fluent in sarcasm. Not in to clubbing but love live music and concerts.
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AsiaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hiya! What's going on out there? Guess you'd like to know a bit about me huh? Here we go hang on! First and foremost I'm a single mother to the coolest little girl ever so you have to like kids cause you don't get me without her.Now for more general stuff ... I have lots of tattoos and a few piercings and I LOVE them. I'm going to school for my EMT-B and plan on taking it all the way to Paramedic so yes I have ambitions and goals.***Update*** I finished my EMT-B classes and am going on to AEMT in the fall! ya! lolI'm a very honest, straight forward, in your face type of person. I have a very busy life and I value respect and honesty above all things. I'm a bookworm and my Kindle is one of my very dear friends.I believe in God. I'm not a bible thumper, I won't come knocking on your door at 7am, and if you don't believe it's not going to bother me unless you feel the need to criticize me for it in which case please move on. As far as music goes I'm a rock chick.nk.There is so much more but seriously, what fun would it be if I just divulged everything on here? Plus, you'd be reading for a WHILE and then be too tired to message me and that would be sad ;) Now you ... Someone honest and respectful. Tattoos and piercings are defiantly a plus. You have to be intelligent and able to have a decent, insightful conversation about any number of things. *sigh* Look fellas I would like to actually talk to you! If you're going to message me and then only give me one or two word answers or remarks I'm not going to be interested for too long. I'm sorry if that seems ****y or whatever but it's just the way it is okay? Okay!I'm looking for someone to get to know, grow close to and have a good, lasting friendship and relationship built off of that ... If you think this is you I look forward to hearing from you :) Much Love! Somewhere calm and quiet. No stress no drama.