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Scorpio · Looking for: Woman, 27–37
((For some reason this site thinks I live in Eastboro, KS... And also...WTF is the "fish personality" thing??? I picked "sea horse" only because I like horses and think sea horses are freaking awesome....but if it means I'm an ***hole I can assure you I am MUCH more of a clownfish LOL I'm also a combo of many "words that describe you best" that just showed up on here...I'm a hopelessly romantic starving artist, a bookwormish foodie, and an animal loving, crafty homebody. There. I think that covers it XD))First things first...I really AM a natural blond despite my photo, ha! ;) Other than that, I'm pretty average--you get what you see. I'm also an art freak with little time to create, so most of my ideas are currently swimming around in my head just waiting to be released onto paper or whatever media I choose to bring them to life on. I'm a fan of role playing now and then, but mostly when helping friends write fanfictions and such. It's kinda fun to put yourself in a character's shoes to gauge how they'd react to a situation that's being written for them. Ok...now I sound schizophrenic...anyhoo...I want someone who shares my interests, but isn't a carbon copy of myself because hey, if I wanted to date myself, a mirror would suffice. ;) I want someone who will take me as I am, someone eager to learn what I know, and not be afraid to teach me what I don’t. I want someone who will hold me at night, or just offer a hug when I'm having a bad day--and also someone who likes being hugged and held as well. ;) Consider me gender-fluid...sure there are days when I'll feel fancy and put on some tight jeans and stilettos, but most days I'm content in a t-shirt or button down and tennis shoes (tight jeans may switch to looser ones ;) And on the other end of all this, I wouldn't mind someone who'll pin me to the side of my car and kiss me senseless after a fun night at a local bar or club, or after a night of dinner and a movie. Im a hopeless romantic, what can i say? Be forewarned, no matter how "butch" some of you ladies may be, i will STILL get the door for you and bring you flowers now and then. Deal with it ;) I want someone who won't look down on me because I currently still live at home. Times are tough and rent is high, don’t think I am a bum or a loser simply because I still “live with mom.” (Mostly now it's just finding a place that accepts pets. No way in heck am I leaving my cats behind! Did I mention I'm a huge animal lover? Yep!)Instead of listing my kazillion interests, I'll list one thing I'm NOT interested in: THREESOMES.I swear if I get ONE MORE request from anyone asking me to participate in something like that while your S.O. watches or joins in, I'm gonna explode...and I REALLY don't want to burden anyone with cleaning up a mess like that ;) I'm also not interested in bi- girls. I don't want to be your experiment, your first, your "I'm curious so let's go get drunk and make out." Why won't I date someone who's bi? Because there's always that chance that down the road, you'll decide you want a man--either along with a woman, or instead of a woman, and I am--to repeat myself--NOT INTERESTED IN THREESOMES, and I don't want to deal with the rejection of being left for a man. So please, if you're bi or bi curious, keep right on going. And also, in case my profile isn't crystal clear on my gender preference: WOMEN ONLY NEED APPLY. CONFIRMED LESBIANS. NO MEN.Thankyoverymuch. -_-;;Oh!! Did I mention that I LOVE to cook? 'Cause I do. Big time. XD I tend to get a bit territorial in the kitchen but hey, when you've worked as a cook for a decade ya start to get into that "MY SPACE" groove and yeah. ;) You want a good meal just hand me a recipe and point me to the kitchen--or if you're feeling bold, let me improvise. ^_^Oh and one more little tidbit: if you're addicted to Facebook/social sites and must check said sites no less than ten times an hour to see what "updates" you can post/have been posted, than you can go ahead and tweet/note/PM/post that we won't work out. Yeah I've got a Twitter, but I think I'll survive if I don't check it for a couple hours. Scandalous, I know. If you simply MUST be constantly checking your FB feed while we're having dinner, then you may as well be taking your phone on a date. :) A public setting, as after all we most likely would have never met until said date ;) Despite my outgoing nature, I'm shy as hell around women and have no idea why (I blame the male coworkers I had over the past decade--I'm used to the guys, but not the ladies!) I won't try to intimidate or make you uncomfortable, and I think once we get to chat for a bit you'll find that I'm very easy to talk to and the topic of conversation will be endless!..yeah...sorry but I don't read the tabloids and working retail is all the reality show I need. ^_^)I do like to go to a bar now and then, but I prefer & enjoy a nice sit-down restaurant or coffee shop or bookstore as well...I'm sure we could come to agreement on something, and that we'd have a great time just getting to know one another. :) Heck if you like board games that's awesome, cause so do I! ;)And did I mention I love to cook? I did? Oh good. Well yeah...cooking...fun for me. ^_^
