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EuraOnline
Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 23-33
Before I even introduce myself, I feel like I am obligated to disclose that I am appearing to you now, only because if I haven't offended you once, I am here to do it twice! My friends like to describe me as "out of hand." Which basically means I am extending you a FIRM warning to understand that I do and say things so extreme you might be very worried! If not, then good! Read on!Here is my story, or rather, my record:Elementary school: Suspended. Shanking. Not knives. I pulled some kid's pants down during tetherball. Whatever! 3 days off!Middle school: Suspended on the last day of school for dress code. I wanted to wear short shorts, and they tried to make me put on pants from the "lost and found." I told them to **** themselves. I missed my Algebra final and had to retake the class in HS because of my automatic zero.High school: Ditching classes, suspended. Refusing to give up my cell that rang in class, suspended. Smoking on campus, suspended AND banned from prom! I wore a slutty dress and got wasted elsewhere!College: Graduated, but never attended...well rarely, to take the exams! No incidents! I also got paid to let medical students "examine" me. I should have asked them to palpate my liver! This was a real job.OK Cupid: Banned. What do you have to do to get banned from OKC, you ask!?.....I might have told a few people to fornicate with themselves....and *** responding to people that were wasting my time, I may have forwarded a video of that goat that screams like a human to over ***people! I am a victim of not reading the terms of service! If you spam me with a sh*tmessage, why should I not spam you with a YouTube video of a goat? It's just a persecution of those who are badass indicted by those who suck at life so very enthusiastically!So by very loose definition, I'm a bit of a rebel. If you consider yourself to be adventurous, then we could have a great time! And if not, then you can't say you were not warned! ;)Do you like talking shit? Do you have a verbose vocabulary? Can you accept these traits bilaterally, but tolerate a lot of crude language and profanity?I hope you can understand I have a harsh sense of humor, please do not bother if you can't handle a teasing assessment of yourself or others!My favorite quote:"Work hard, but play harder, that ways the "playing" portion of the equation is a significantly larger amount by default!"The best things about getting kicked off OKC are:I feel validated as a badass that has so much more fun than the standard population (the mean) you would probably need three standard deviations to include me in that distribution!I'm a complete narciciscist! I got to spend part of a whole evening writing about myself AGAIN!I may not ACTUALLY have been kicked off OKC. I could be the victim of a statistically rare, random act of hacking. Or I could have gotten drunk and deleted my old profile. This is all of course, wild speculation! I'm comfortable calling it a mystery. Hopefully getting wasted honestly...The most private thing I’
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DaiseyOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
Hmmm...lets see...Im more patient, more honest, more forgiving and more aware of my own flaws, habits and principles. It not up to me anymore-if people want me in their life....they will find a way to put me there. There came a point in my life when i realized who mattered, who never did, who wont anymore and who always will. yes my list got short fast, and that is completely fine with me. I am your typical libra. I am wild and adventurous, sweet and sensitive, caring and alluring...so many qualities all balled up into one woman... . Lets see, what else? I have a kick ass sense of humor I don't take life too seriously all the time. After all, if we cannot laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? Life was meant to be lived and not to be looked back upon with "I should have's" and "I wish I had's". Time is a precious gift. None of us know how long we are going to be on this earth so why spend time being pissed off all the time. It just isn't worth it!!! You will find that I am a big girl...both literally and figuratively. I am a, thick, voluptuous woman with an even bigger heart. I have beautiful eyes... They are truly the keys to not only my soul but also to my heart. I love to love...to give love, to make love and to be loved... but don't we all? I have 1 very special boy in my life who i wouldnt trade for the world.
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DwanaOnline
Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 25-35
I know what I want so let me tell you what I don't want. I don't want FWB and I'm not DTF, so if that's what you want don't waste my time please. I don't want anymore kids, they are innocent and don't need to hurt any them for no reason. I want fun and adventure and I don't travel much. Teach me something new and show me a new expierence. My brother and children live with me and my brother is my rock. If he doesn't like you and I won't date you. I love working on my truck and going muddin. I'm a beer drinker, so wine is not my thing. Course I would like to go to a wine tasting to see if it is. I love my job and I work monday thru friday so usually you'd have to catch me on the weekends So this is what I have for now, take it or leave it.. I am who I am and I'm not willing to give up my pride or morals to lower myself to make you happy. Thanks for looking!!! Take me on a walk or take me somewhere I haven't been....