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NormalconanOnline
Man. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-62
Hi! My name is Normalconan. I am widowed catholic caucasian man with kids from Port Allen, Louisiana, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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DarthanthraxzjOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-55
Ladies I'm an artist. I draw pics of thin athletic, slim or average sexy woman. I LOVE WOMEN! I also love to get a woman in bed and eat her pussy til she walks up the head board with her ass cheeks! Something about holding a woman by the waist with my face buried I her crotch and ass feeling her squirm and moan is a super sexy turn on. BIG GIRLS TURN ME OFF SO IF YOU ARE KEEP GOING. No offense to y'all big ladies but I am not gonna lie to be nice and tell you your hot and turn me on if you don't it's only fair to you. And if you don't like me saying that I'm sorry but learn to appreciate honesty or you'll never meet a real man. Im very passionate and i love teasing and taking my time with a woman. Im alot of fun ladies. And i want to share that with every one of you ladies, or if one can keep my attention long enough, she can have all my special attention she wants. basically ladies i need a fuckbuddy, and possibly a lifetime fuckbuddy depends on her attitude. Its been a while. So if your interested lets get together asap. If you not real (a scammer) or you just want to play games ( trying to get money), DO NOT WASTE MY TIME OR YOURS, REMEMBER REAL RECOGNIZES REAL SO BE YOURSELF OR ILL KNOW YOUR FAKE. Dishonest people are a huge turn off and I'd hate to blow someone down I don't like hurting others feelings but I've been married 3 times, and all three cheated on me with my best friends. So Ladies remember I love drawing portraits and am in need of subjects nude or not and you get a copy for whoever. I do photos as well. Movies too just depends on what you want. I also am a model on Xmodels.com, and I'm in need of a partner for couples entertainment it's alot of fun and we'll make alot of money. So ladies remember, Lifes dealt me some shitty cards and right now the last thing I need is someone with foul intentions or an agenda of bitchiness to make it worse, But if you give it a chance or give me a chance and be real with me we could go far, and I could show you sensuality you never seen from any other man. I also like massage oils and toys so bring your favorites. I give great massages. I posted some drawings for y'all to look at so check them out. Hope to hear from yall soon girls, I'll be waiting. HIT ME UP ON *** Letme know your a crusher.
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JamarOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
DISCLAIMER***ANYONE LACKING A SENSE OF HUMOR, OR OTHERWISE INDISPOSED TO A BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF PARODY DO NOT CONTINUE READING!!!!! Thank you. Now you may proceed.Yippee! Here we are on meetville. WTF?! Maybe meetville really stands for, "plenty of fools", or maybe "plenty of fortitude"...perhaps "plenty of food"...no, I'm just hungry right now... Anyway, let's get down to business. As you can probably surmise, I'm humorless. Never laughed longer than a millisecond. Don't like to smile much either. So, if you're the type that has a great sense of humor, and an infectious, beautiful smile, better look elsewhere, cause there wont be any of that with me.Also, I think too much attention to truth and integrity can derail an otherwise comfortable relationship. It’Fitness, and being active is another area of potential relationship overindulgence that really sends up a red flag for me. I mean c’mon, why would any women (or man for that matter) want to look phenomenal? What’s the point?! Looking great, feeling awesome…please, who needs that in their life?! How about compassion, warmth, kindness, intelligence etc. etc. etc…I’ll tell ya how about it: who cares!!If I spent all my time being those things, or being concerned about ‘m, I wouldn’t have time for me stuff. And it’s the me stuff that really matters. Hey, “To thine ownself be true, and it must follow as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man”. F’n A yeah!!Lastly, any you females wanting to eventually experience the intimate depths of passion born from an evolving connection so intense that it lights a spark, -- forget it. I’ve taken a vow of celibacy. No boom boom for me thank you. So if that’s what you’re looking for, better move on and find some oversexed, shirtless, beer-guzzling, baboon, who can’t keep his greasy, car monkey hands off you…Slut!So that’s pretty much me in a nut…or is it nutshell…whatever. Lotsa hotness and forbidden fruit...what??