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Howie, 50
United States, Louisiana, Port Allen

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About Me

Seeking an intelligent, assertive, and confident woman for a monogamous long term relationship. Prefer someone who can also be nurturing and playful, and would be amenable to being bribed with chocolate and extended back rubs. :-)A little bit about be:I believe that it takes two to tango, or to tear up the dance floor while dancing salsa in a passionate, spontaneous way. I can take a picture of myself without the need of a mirror. Better yet, I can take a picture of both of us without using a mirror. ;- . Last, but not least, I have watched enough submarine movies to have an idea of what to do during plumbing emergencies. :-O Sitting across the table from you, interrogation lamp with a hot ***watt bulb aimed in my direction. Your arms are crossed. Sensing my nervousness you smirk briefly as the live questioning is about to begin. You ask me about work, hobbies, educational background, places I have visited, family. You then steer the conversation towards politics. The first thought that comes to my mind is oh, oh, landmine ahead.’s finances. I respond that I agree that Big Bird is a nice guy, but that lately I have been having doubts about having Cookie Monster as a sugary role model for our youth. Your face turns even more serious. It is obvious that it is not the type of answer that you were looking for. You rearrange yourself in your chair as you prepare to get more intense. While doing this your foot unintentionally touches mine. Sensing an opportunity to break the tension I tap your foot in return, making sure that you realize that it was indeed intentional on my part. I stare back into your gaze in a friendly way. A chill suddenly runs down your spine, and you get butterflies in your stomach. You realize that you haven’t felt this way since those first love dates during your high school years. Shyness overtakes you as you smile and tilt your head down. ***, you use a hand to push your hair over one of your ears. Your sudden shyness proves to be contagious and I succumb to it as well. We alternate between shy glances at each other, and looking down at the table. Now both of us are speechless and nobody is in control. We continue like this for about a minute --glancing, looking down, glancing up again, smiling, even giggling a little. With great effort, you take a deep breath and regain enough of your composure to turn off the interrogation lamp. You remove it off the table and you walk back to the kitchen. Although I’m very curious, I’m still paralyzed in full silly mode and unable to ask you what are you planning to do next. You return with a lit candle, a wine bottle, and two glasses.……

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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