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MauricioOffline
Man. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-64
With Honesty you get Trust then Respect and from there Loyalty should never be a question!It would be nice to find a Regular dinner, movie, dance, Friend without all the DATING BS and worries When the right person walks into your life you just know it and you never want them to leave until then I will continue I am an IT Professional ***years in the field) Woodworker - Electrician - Plumber - Roofer Sider - Boater - Rider you name it . I refuse to think there is anything I can't do yada yada - Raced motorcycles till I was 28 and boats a bit as well so I am going to MMI to Finalize an education in life dreams. I enjoy all outdoor activities I like to hang out by the Lake. I love to have backyard bbq's and bonfires at night. I enjoy working in my yard, or just hanging out with friends. All my boys are out on their own and doing well. I have the time now to do the things I want and I'm READY For more! What I would find appealing Is having some common ground. I have owned my own business - The stories these walls and then. 70's and 80's music and anything that ROCKS seriously Green Grass and High Tides type Rocking love a great guitar solo and Banjo music is even tolerable long as its not at 5 am and I need my sleep. Love country old and new always will - I have heard few rap tunes I could understand and listen too but not many. New adventure time ! School for lifelong dreams PHD's in Motorcycles and Watercraft sound like a great plan for my retirement - Like that will ever happen nor would I want it to Retirement will be playing on bikes and watercraft and fixing them for the love of doing just that (Might even make a couple bucks here and there LOL***Just more adventure Gotta Love IT!!****PRIVACY NOTICE:Warning! Any person and/or *** this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including but not limited to my photos. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee(s), agent(s), student(s) or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information, violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT OTHER MEMBERS POST A SIMILAR NOTICE TO THIS OR YOU MAY COPY AND PASTE THIS ONE.Dancing
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ElishaOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
(Author's Note: I know that with these internet profiles, you're suppose to put your best foot forward in your vain attempt to attract more attention then everybody else. However, I learned a long time ago that isn't always the best thing to do. So what I've decided to do is put my WORST foot forward since if you can't survive my profile, then there's no way you're going to be able to survive me! Humor is a huge part of my life so if you don't find what's below humorous, then we'll probably never get along.)I consider myself to be an honest man. In fact, anyone that has ever known me has considered me to be not just honest, but brutally honest; meaning that even when I SHOULD lie, I don't. So in light of this wonderful quality that I have so mastered, I have decided to make this section a complete no-holds-barred truth session about me. I once told my Mother that I thought there should be a reality show about me. Her response to that was simply "I don't think the world is quite reeady for you." Touché Mother... Touché. I am the director for Odyssey Paranormal Society. If you have any questions or stories for me, I'd be happy to hear/answer them! Check us out on ***/OdysseyParanormalSociety. Looking for new members if you know of anyone!I once accidentally wore a Santa suit to a funeral I wasn't invited to. True story!An anagram for my name is "Manche Oil Lie". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome! Friends comes and go, but styrofoam; now THAT lasts forever! What? Didn't think a guy could think of something that deep? I'm a variable kiddie pool of deep thinking!Even though I’m a Packers fan come football season, the Twins have always been my team when it comes to Baseball. I remember spending the night at my Grandma’s and listening on the radio the night Puckett hit the game winning home run during the ’87 World Series. I jumped out of bed and ran to the livingroom to watch the replay on TV. I don’t think I’d ever run so fast in my life and still haven’t! But, I’m smarter now than I was back then, so if I were to race against my former self, I would simply stick my foot out and trip me! I’d never see it coming! I really like to fight. Not "Fight Club" style fighting (although if it was I couldn't talk about it) but just having stupid debates about the most assinine topics. A lot of the time, I'll pick sides that don't even come close to what I actually believe just so I can debate someone about it. So, you'd better bring your A+ game!I love golf! Why? The shorter answer is: What do I NOT like about Golf? I don't like trees and the fact that I keep going in them. I don't like slow players because then I have to wait for the area to clear before I can hit my ball out of the trees. I don't like rain and how it makes me and the long grass wet which increases the difficulty of my hitting my ball out of the trees once the slow people have cleared the area. LOVE everything else!Think I’m a great catch yet? Well you should! I'm a hopeless romantic and I can't help but be so. I send flowers for no reason, write poetry, and plan lavish dinners just because it's fun. I have no idea how I manage to still be straight... Oh well. I think I'm pretty smart, and I'm about as creative as a person can get. I know looking over that list of wonderful adjectives that I just seem too good to be true. Well, you’re right. Whereas those are all true, I'm also exceptionally sarcastic and crude. To sum up: I'm pretty awesome!What the problem here is, you women don't want just a nice guy. You want a nice guy who is HOT. And why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you settle for a good looking man with the personality of a grapefruit and an ego the size of Texas? Sure, he may be able to make his man-boobs do the Marcarena and I can only make mine do the hopscotch, but I'll make you far happier than he ever will, and that's a guarantee. I draw a mean stick figure. Seriously, it's phenomenal. You'd take one look at it and go "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that!" I'd just say, "I know." Then we'd make sweet, sweet love. Oh yeah... they're that good.There's two kinds of people that I hate. The people who use the phrase "Life is too short..." (because, come on, what can you possibly do that's LONGER???) And the people who write a description of themselves right next to their picture! (Are you kidding me!? I can SEE you know! Do I really need to READ it? Do you not think that I'll be able to tell from your PICTURE what you look like? I may be a guy, but I'm not THAT stupid!)It just makes me want to club a baby seal. Seriously, if there was one next to me, I would grab a club and just go to town on the thing! I hate it that much! Oh, and shorthand. Can't STAND shorthand! It's like I'm talking to a retarded gorilla. And I said retarded gorilla because I'm sure a non-retarded one could type in a more understandable way. This is just a warning, but don’t ask me stupid questions like: “What are you thinking about?â€
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NickOffline
Man. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-40
Hi! My name is Nick. I am never married other african man with kids from Sandy Springs, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.