SIMILAR PEOPLE
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LymanOnline
Man. 53 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 43-63
And exactly how is one to sum up half a lifetime in a few sentences? *laughing* You'll find my sense of humor ranges from dry to occasionally caustic (Imagine a cross between Robin Williams and San Kinnison)...particularly when I'm exposed to some nitwit who's obsessed with being Politically Correct; to me, PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals ~ just thought I'd warn you up front! I do consider myself Christian; while I don't get to services as often as I need to, I prefer someone with whom I can grow spiritually, as well. (*smiles* No, I'm not a Bible-thumping, 'hellfire and brimstone' right wing fanatic. But I think atheists are in for a very rude awakening.)Intellectually, I'm not looking for someone to discuss quantum physics (though I'm game if you are!) but if the only topics you can discuss is the latest celebrity nonsense, better look elsewhere...I really don't care about the Kardashian clan, the latest garbage on Dr. Phil or who's doing whom in "Celebrity Crap Weekly".Let's see...what else...Oh - hope you're OK with dogs....I've been "rescued" by one...a wonderful butterscotch and cream Pit Bull...BUT...if you don't like dogs, better give me a pass, 'cause she's part of the package...(Don't tell anyone...I really DO have a "heart"...somewhere...lol) Moving on... From a physical standpoint, I try to keep in shape, and prefer someone who does the same. *laughing* I don't think you're likely to see me on the cover of GQ next month...but I also won't be breathing heavy walking from the car to the door. As far as what I'm looking for physically, well like the commercial, "nothin' beats a great set of legs" ~ although the "eyes" have it in terms of keeping my attention once you have it. And on the topic of what I'm looking for...There MUST be a physical attraction...and I'm sorry...a BBW is not on the list. Look, I have friends in all shapes and sizes...but in a relationship, physical intimacy is ESSENTIAL...and there's just no attraction for a BBW in my life. Sorry if you're offended, but let's not waste our mutual time, OK? It simply isn't going to happen. Thanks for understanding. Did I mention that physical intimacy is essential once you get to a certain point? There's a reason it's called "intimacy" - that closeness, togetherness and sharing is what makes dealing with all the crap life throws at you worthwhile.While I'm thinking about it, fair's fair...no pic = no response. Hey, you know what I look like! Come on now! lol*laughing* Hope I didn't scare you too badly! Thanks for dropping by. Good luck ~ even if it's not me you're after!I will warn you...I'm on the road a lot - although usually just in Florida...but other than my dog, I have no reason to be "home". That can change for the right person. Are you her? But I say this because I'm not like some people that LIVE here...if I don't get back to you right away, it's likely because I'm somewhere actually dealing with people most of you only see on "A & E" and am nowhere near civilization....*sigh* OK...I'll admit...I really DO want a reason other than my "furkid" to come home. Can you give me one?Someplace where we can relax, have fun and simply enjoy each others' company while we get to know one another. We'll take it from there...*laughing* And I have no problem with a first date ending with breakfast watching a sunrise somewhere...
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KentonOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-57
I'm a clean cut nice guy with a good career, a home of my own and a great sense of humor. I'm great with kids and I might like to have a family someday but I'm also realistic and realize that at this point in my life it might not be in the cards for me. It all depends on who I meet. My life is outstanding! I'm just missing the right woman to share it all with. I'm a fine wine salesman and I play the saxophone on the side for fun. I like good food, wine and music. I love to travel and I enjoy listening to audio books while I'm driving my car. I spend most of my time taking care of my house, shopping and cooking. I try to eat a healthy diet but I'll cheat on my diet every now and then so I can enjoy something tasty! I like exploring new places and finding little out of the way restaurants. I'm looking for a woman with a good head on her shoulders and a great sense of humor. I believe in mutual attraction, chemistry and most of all I believe in trusting your *** that an initial meeting should consist of a cup of coffee in a quiet cafe where the two of us can talk and get to know each other better. If there's some chemistry and we like each other then the second date can be anything from going for a walk to dinner and a show.
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EzraOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 31-51
First off, if you wear or own animal print clothing......keep moving or bring it when we meet and we can have a ritual burning! ;)A bit about me:I like going to bullfights on acid.I don't understand Wikipedia?!?I've been called a Honey Badger......but I don't give a sh*t! I'm a bit of an underachiever but that's just to set expectations......if I keep the bar low, I may just get a second date! ;)I'm thinking about adopting a kid.....cause I need someone to do my laundry. I think I have the potential to impress somebody, just waiting for that dare to be great opportunity!!I like all types of music but prefer indie.I'm a very straight forward person, sometimes to a fault and sometimes it get's me in trouble.If you're into dirty fozzies, bonus! (If you know what that is, double bonus)I do have a sense of humor and if you didn't at least smile, a little, while reading this, then we probably won't have much of a future but will always have a good time.I like to stay active and am looking for someone that does as well. I'm as comfortable in a suit at a function as I am in trunks at the beach, though I prefer the beach....however, it's tough to tell which I look better in (insert topless photo in the mirror here;) )I need a girl with a sense of humor.....if you can't laugh at yourself then we probably won't be a match.That's it for now, if you have any questions or want to chat, drop me a line, if I'm interested.....I'll get back to you.Good luck fishing and for the record, I do have a serious side but as they say....time and place.Lets start out with a little cow tipping and see where it goes from there..... what could possibly go wrong???WARNING!!!!! Women fall for me .......cause, I trip em' just saying.....watch out