SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ElishaOffline
Man. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 24-44
(Author's Note: I know that with these internet profiles, you're suppose to put your best foot forward in your vain attempt to attract more attention then everybody else. However, I learned a long time ago that isn't always the best thing to do. So what I've decided to do is put my WORST foot forward since if you can't survive my profile, then there's no way you're going to be able to survive me! Humor is a huge part of my life so if you don't find what's below humorous, then we'll probably never get along.)I consider myself to be an honest man. In fact, anyone that has ever known me has considered me to be not just honest, but brutally honest; meaning that even when I SHOULD lie, I don't. So in light of this wonderful quality that I have so mastered, I have decided to make this section a complete no-holds-barred truth session about me. I once told my Mother that I thought there should be a reality show about me. Her response to that was simply "I don't think the world is quite reeady for you." Touché Mother... Touché. I am the director for Odyssey Paranormal Society. If you have any questions or stories for me, I'd be happy to hear/answer them! Check us out on ***/OdysseyParanormalSociety. Looking for new members if you know of anyone!I once accidentally wore a Santa suit to a funeral I wasn't invited to. True story!An anagram for my name is "Manche Oil Lie". I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome! Friends comes and go, but styrofoam; now THAT lasts forever! What? Didn't think a guy could think of something that deep? I'm a variable kiddie pool of deep thinking!Even though I’m a Packers fan come football season, the Twins have always been my team when it comes to Baseball. I remember spending the night at my Grandma’s and listening on the radio the night Puckett hit the game winning home run during the ’87 World Series. I jumped out of bed and ran to the livingroom to watch the replay on TV. I don’t think I’d ever run so fast in my life and still haven’t! But, I’m smarter now than I was back then, so if I were to race against my former self, I would simply stick my foot out and trip me! I’d never see it coming! I really like to fight. Not "Fight Club" style fighting (although if it was I couldn't talk about it) but just having stupid debates about the most assinine topics. A lot of the time, I'll pick sides that don't even come close to what I actually believe just so I can debate someone about it. So, you'd better bring your A+ game!I love golf! Why? The shorter answer is: What do I NOT like about Golf? I don't like trees and the fact that I keep going in them. I don't like slow players because then I have to wait for the area to clear before I can hit my ball out of the trees. I don't like rain and how it makes me and the long grass wet which increases the difficulty of my hitting my ball out of the trees once the slow people have cleared the area. LOVE everything else!Think I’m a great catch yet? Well you should! I'm a hopeless romantic and I can't help but be so. I send flowers for no reason, write poetry, and plan lavish dinners just because it's fun. I have no idea how I manage to still be straight... Oh well. I think I'm pretty smart, and I'm about as creative as a person can get. I know looking over that list of wonderful adjectives that I just seem too good to be true. Well, you’re right. Whereas those are all true, I'm also exceptionally sarcastic and crude. To sum up: I'm pretty awesome!What the problem here is, you women don't want just a nice guy. You want a nice guy who is HOT. And why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't you settle for a good looking man with the personality of a grapefruit and an ego the size of Texas? Sure, he may be able to make his man-boobs do the Marcarena and I can only make mine do the hopscotch, but I'll make you far happier than he ever will, and that's a guarantee. I draw a mean stick figure. Seriously, it's phenomenal. You'd take one look at it and go "Oh. My. God. I've never seen anything like that!" I'd just say, "I know." Then we'd make sweet, sweet love. Oh yeah... they're that good.There's two kinds of people that I hate. The people who use the phrase "Life is too short..." (because, come on, what can you possibly do that's LONGER???) And the people who write a description of themselves right next to their picture! (Are you kidding me!? I can SEE you know! Do I really need to READ it? Do you not think that I'll be able to tell from your PICTURE what you look like? I may be a guy, but I'm not THAT stupid!)It just makes me want to club a baby seal. Seriously, if there was one next to me, I would grab a club and just go to town on the thing! I hate it that much! Oh, and shorthand. Can't STAND shorthand! It's like I'm talking to a retarded gorilla. And I said retarded gorilla because I'm sure a non-retarded one could type in a more understandable way. This is just a warning, but don’t ask me stupid questions like: “What are you thinking about?â€
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MckinleyOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-53
I would like to meet some one with similar interests as me. Having lots to talk about is always a good thing... I have good morals and would like that in another... Looking for my best friend... Looking for real...Coffee... Walk in park... Some place not to busy to talk and get to know each other.
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NewtonOffline
Man. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 20-40
My friends would describe my personality as cheeky and sarcastic. I am part athlete, part foodie, and adventurer. I want a woman who also engages in an active lifestyle. I am very active and go to the gym and exercise ***days a week. I can't be with someone who doesn't enjoy being outside. I'm a big believer in constant self-improvement As I have mentioned before I'm known as a very sarcastic person who likes to joke so I hope you can handle it and dish it right back. Despite all that I have a thoughtful analytical side. I love to read and ponder the world. I work to live and travel; enjoying the simple things in life more fun with a companion who shares the same interests.I would ideally like a women I can be friends with first before getting into a serious relationship. I like to keep busy whether it be running, going to the gym or doing anything outside. I've been a runner most of my life, but mainly I just enjoy being outside. I will do anything once just to say I've done it. I enjoy playing all sports, and grew up playing baseball, basketball and running track . Football and baseball are my spectator sport seasons. GO RAVENS AND ORIOLES! I'm also finished with the club scene mainly because I dance like a special ed kid holding a sparkler. I like to cook especially if it is something I haven't tried before. I have six tattoos that have meaning to my life and who I am, which include a shark on my left calf. All I ask is that you ask questions before you make assumptions. My taste in music is very broad, everything from The Black Keys to The Roots, to Jimi Hendix to My Chemical Romance to Curtis Mayfield I love an intelligent woman who isn't afraid to show it. I'm interested in someone who is honest, outgoing and humble.Something fun and relaxed like going to the zoo or miniature golf, the aquarium or, trying a new restaurant, a baseball game ( O's, Nats or Baysox)or Ravens game.