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AliceOffline
Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 19-39
I've been lookin' for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been lookin' for someone to be all mineI had too much lonelyI need a one and onlySomeone I can care about and call my ownWell in true traditionWithout an intermissionWe'll still be together when the kids are grown.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just lookin' for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.I've been lookin for a loveSomeone to hold as I lay sleepingI'm not talking about someone who's scared of promises or keeping 'emI'm just looking for a love to stand the test of timeI've been looking for someone to be all mine.A bus load of nuns crashes, unfortunately they all die, but they go to heaven. So they are all lined up outside the pearly gates and Ol' St. Peter is at the front of the line talking to each nun before letting them into heaven.'Sister Beth' asks St. Peter 'I need to ask you one question before you pass into heaven. Have you ever before touched a mans penis?'Sister Beth is all shy, can't look him in the eye, but blushes and admits 'well, yes... Once... Just with the tip of my finger...''Ok' says St. Peter 'just dip your finger in the holy water and you are free to pass into heaven'So she does and away she goes.Sister Jane is next in line and St. Peter asks her the same question 'Have you ever touched a mans penis before'She is much the same, but meekly admits 'yes, once with my hand'So same kinda deal, he *** to dip her hand in the holy water and she is free to pass into heaven.All of a sudden there is a commotion in the line up and sister Ann comes barrelin' up to the front of the line.'Is there a problem Sister Ann?' 'Hear now, if I'm gonna have to gargle that holy water, I wanna do it before sister Mary sticks her ass in it!' If this offends you, you better walk on by...
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QueenOffline
Woman. 30 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 21-28
Hi! My name is Queen. I am never married catholic african woman without kids from West Valley City, Utah, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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EmilyOffline
Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-58
Looking for a positive, fun, easy going, good with kids, patient, social, and understanding man. Someone that will accept me and not try and change me. Someone that wants to live life and enjoy it. Tempers are not welcome! I like to do some kind of exercising, kick boxing, pump iron, walking, bike riding, hiking. Looking for someone that will workout with me. Maybe not a freak but someone to stay healthy with. Non-smoker, non- alacholic. Please be confident not conceided and take things slowly. I like movies, comedy and true stories the best, bon fires and a beer on the week-ends. I am social and like people. Everybody is a friend until they do me wrong. Im easy going and a compromiser. I love to laugh!!I have my associates degree.I have a 20 year old son who does not live with meJust an update..... why do most guys not all but a lot, like to say 'work hard play hard', and what is it with guys holding up an ugly fish? What is the reason for that little patch of hair under their lip? I guess I just don't understand men :(Update ... your opinion please.... should changed my profile so it is not so serious? Was told it was serious. Guys tell me if I'm to serious! Thanks!I normally just like to meet for a coffee or drink first for about an hour or so and get a feel for eachothers personalities before we commit for an evening together.