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Olga, 42
United States, Utah, West Valley City

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B AFRAID!! B VERIIIII AFRAID!! if ye dont like any of wot ye read or ye think ive waffled too much then YE DONT HAV TE TALK TO MEE DO YA??READ N WEEP!! looking for a man to wine me dine me n 96 me????? naa the 1st 2 sound good but therz sommit wrong wiff no3! im wanting to find ma soulm8 or the next best thing a man wiff a heart who will love me forever like i would love him! although im a bit on the large side i consider maself to b extremeli sexi wiff 1 helova personality!! (if youre xpecting a kate moss then prepare yourself 4 a fern brittain or an eileen grimshaw!! any guy out ther a "chubbi chaser"??) im fairly intelligent n would like to be treated az such but dont xpect me to kno the square root of ***coz u aint got a chocol8 watchz chance o tellin tha time in hell. dont wana sound desperate but PLEEEEEEEZE PIK ME!!!!!x thank uPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!xxwant to let u out ther all kno that thiz profile iz a WORK O ART!! so pleaze take ur time to go over every inch of it wiff a fine tooth comb!! well here goez........wot id like?? well realli a man in the first *** b helpful!! one that cud cook wud b benefitial!! and one that can clean wud b a bloodi miracle!! naw seriouzli tho... i just want a guy to call my own!!(uze guyz out ther think coz im looking for long term and becauze i admit to getting a bit full on too quikk, that i would also like to end up getting married, moving in and having kidz, well thiz aint realli the case az i do like a bit of space and time to myself!! i realli just want sum1 that i can call my own!! want to spend quality time with sum1 and that dont just mean in the bedroom having my daily doze o "RUMPEE PUMPEE" oohhhhher!!!! i alzo want to b able to go out and have a laff wiff a guy and even enjoy a hobby or two together!! like golfing?? yeech!! no thanx!! but anyone willing to try a bit o snowboarding then i mite give it a bash!!)oh and if u dont want mee to end up getting too seriouz too quikk then dont fill ma hedd wiff stuff like saying u love mee and u want to b with mee just pleaze do NOT lie to mee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cannot stand fekn liarz!! how many other women haz he told "ur the bezt"??(ive heard it all b4 the 6mnthz to live with cancer or the 24 hrz to live with an incurable blood dizorder soooooooooo i beg ye pleaze dont bull shat mee ok??coz it fekn hurtzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!) and try not to INSULT MY INTELLIGENCE WIFF SOME O THA FEKN TOSH THAT CURMZ OOT YER GUBZ!!! cuz i kno!! (WOMENZ INTUITION GOEZ A LONG WAYYYYYYYY!!) IF U CANT HAKK THA PACE THEN "EAT MEEE"!!!!!!! ohhhhhhh and if u r married then i dont mind talking to u but onli if u can hold a conversation that duz not involve sex!! i want a man for mee cuz i b a greedy cow!! ("LADY O THA MEADOW" TO U GUYZ!!)xxAZ I SAY........... (coz no-one else will n not bein bighedded or owt!! lol)........... itl b an EXTREMELI lukki bloke that endz up wiff mee guyz who hav size izzuez pleaze read paragraph below!!i am NOT a sz***or 14 i am now a sz20 mee thinx (depending on which shop im in) but hey az ive kinda sed, wotwith the help o a diet or a bit of imagination or even a paper bag i cud b kate fekn mozz!! anyway therz more bounce to the ounce with mee!! ill b yer own personal bounci caztle!! the thing about thiz iz uz fat galz can diet wot u ugli blokez gunna do?? and..........speaking o size issuez.........."INNI WEENY TEENI WEENY SHRIVVELED LITL SHORT SHORT MAN!! DO U NEED A TWEEZERZ TO PUT THAT LITTLE THING AWAY"?? Fekn think about it boyz!!!!!i onli bite on a full moon!! unlezz provoked that iz!! so just curm say hi, if yer nae chikken like!!lurvez ya all!! enjoy ur hunt!!xxUPD8..........at the mo im of the oppinion that all u blokez shud b shot but castr8d first!!IM OFT TE BILE MA HEED!!lurve mee for being mee or dont lurve mee at all!!xxlooking for a NEW man to curm and sweep mee off my feet!! (ye dont hav te b a janitor tho!!) GAWD IM CRAKKIN UP!!!!!! I REALLI THINK AM GUNNA HIV TE GET OOT O HERE!! B4 THEY CART MEE OFF IN THEIR WEE WHITE VAN WIFF THE BLAKKT OOT WINDAEZ!! jizt dont realli wanna go and looze all ma professional written work!! ocht well we'l w8 n c!!xxTHINK I SHALL DELETE SUM OF UZE VERY SOON *** WHO NEVER TALK WUD B A GOOD FEKN START!! GAWD U MEN DRIVE MEE NUTZ!! dont blame tha women on here who play gamez!! totalli understand y!!!!!!!OCHT juzt decided i been sooooooooo wasting my time looking for a guy to love mee that im jizt gunna go out ther and hav sum fun!! still dont mean a SHAG!! c ye around boyz!!xxWELL i muzt say i didna think i wud leave the site juzt quite az quikk!! ive went and deleted my other profile by accident and now they wont let mee do anuther ***so i fekn cannae write meeself anuther testimonial!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOH!!!!!!!!!!!!IF ANYONE HAZ ANY PROBLEMZ WITH THIZ PROFILE THEN DONT FEKN BOTHER READING IT!! I NEVER AZKT U TO!!!!!!!4GET THIZ SHAT!! SERIOUZLI THINK IM GUNNA TOP MASEL SOON AND ITZ COZ OF ALL U MALE BULLSHATTERZ OUT THER!!(u kno who u r!!) so thanx u for ur help in thiz matter!!!!!!!!!!!! U R ALL A BUNCH OF SELF CENTRD MALE TWATZ AND U REALLI ALL SHUD B SHOT!!XX and for all thoze who say they r ma friend but never bother to talk then get a grip i shal not bother with u either!!!!!!!!!xxTHINK I NEED TO GO REPORT MASEL FOR HAVIN ANGER MANAGEMENT IZZUEZ!! (b4 some1 else duz that iz!!)last picture waz dedicated to ma baby!! tyzon!! who had to b put down at 2.50pm yezterday ***i will love u and ma wee rabiez forver!! c ye in heaven!! xxy hav they removed tha picz of my 2 babiez?? az in tyzon and rabiez!! they wer doing no harm and i think u guyz hav seen enuff of MY fizzogg so i didnt see any harm in picz of ma petz!!!!!!!TIME TO REINVENT MASELF!!!!!!!!!! stay tooned!!xxNEEDING A PAIR O BONDAGE TROOZERZ!! any1 kno wer i can get a pair??xxthink meez enjoying ma single life at the mo so im putting all ont hold!! unlezz ma soulm8 curmz rappin at ma door that iz!!if yer fae glasgow then im happi to talk to ye but dont think ill date ye az all ive ever had iz bad experiencez wiff glaswegianz!! sorri!!RITE FOR THE MO FORGET THE ABOVE!! SPENDING TIME ON MY OWN ......ALL BY MYSELF!! BEZT WAY TO B I THINK!! jizt looking 4 talk/email n maybe friendz, az of anything else yez are a sh*tat it!! SO FORGET IT!! dont even think yez kno how to treat a woman!!according to some.........(including myself) AM WAYYYYYYY 2 FEKKT UP TO HAV A R/SHIPtotalli confess to being a blonde in a brunettez body!!if mr keith stewart (tossbag) givez u a blakk n white striped tiger teddi then it waz bought n paid for by mee and so iz the hair str8nerz!! the rezt of my stuff he can keep!! why he hav my str8nerz wen he got no hairanything wiff lotza conversation getting to know each other (mind u it cud b mee doin all the talking.)wud love all the romantic stuff like the hand holding etc but that only happenz in tha moviez mee thinx!! oh and also id like someone to want mee 4 mee and not jist a bit o slap n tikkle (that b nice az well like). all my lurve nicE xxOH AND TO "CALUMFORBES"..... thanx 4 the input that i fekk with mens headz wen u havent even spoke to mee then convenientli delete yer profile!! i will hold wot u sed in high regard!!!! andy***thinx i write drivvel n aw!! well y the bleep wud u wint te read it?? jog on!!oh and for the people on here who tell me to type in english....... i am NOT english!! and i dont type in text speak i type in the way of phonics (n if ye dont kno wot that iz then ye canna b so fekkin brainy az ye pretend te b!! GO LOOK IT UP!!)NOT LOOKING FOR ANYTHING OR ANYBUDDI!!!!!!!! so y am i here i hear u ask?? for the abuse and nasti remarx!! Y ELSE??xxSEX SEX SEX!! u men hav soooo much to learn!!OH N COULD SOME1 FAE GLASGOW PLEAZE EXPLAIN TO MEE WOT A "MIDDEN" IZ DOWN THERE?? COZ IM SURE ITS THE SAME MEANING AZ IT IZ UP HERE!!!!!! but i could eazily b wrong!! (although i do NOT think so!!!!!!!!)

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    Yes, but they don't live with me

  • Wants kids

    Yes

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Atheist

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'6"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

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