Total users: 60,895,946 Online users: 219,514
Jakob, 32
United States, Pennsylvania, Kunkletown

Online

About Me

If you REALLY wanna know hit me up, I tend to ramble on if I'm having to think about my likes and dislikes. I figure you're either going to message me or not based on appearance anyway. APPARENTLY I get 3 times as many messages if this is longer, but even if I choose not to, it still makes me type in this box. Dubbya Tee Eff.And as a disclaimer, the rest of the profile is going to be random thoughts, observations or humor that I've updated at various times."I love Shakespeare. And I know that it may not be practical, but if it wasn't for him, I would have totally over-reacted when my girlfriend killed herself. That joke may not be for everyone, and I understand that. But you should probably read more." -Jeselnik.Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!Is it just me or does it seem silly to have "; in your headline? Wouldn't it then be called "Plenty of Mammals"?OH, and if you can pull off an English accent the rest of your life, You're Hired.Reoccurring theme in my love life - If it's not broke, give me 5 minutes."I don't have a lot of time" - errrr "Here's B.O.B, date that for a while"One of the differences between comedy and perversity is inflection.You might know what I'm talking about, but do you truly understand?I know America is an obese country now, but we really need to re-examine the term "Average Body Type"Does anyone else think it's a shame that MCA died, yet many shitty pop stars are still alive and living fat?This thing keeps getting longer and longer - *UPDATE* It was brought to my attention that I have non-smoker on the profile, yet a cigarette in the display pic. I quit, yay. Anyway, no back story to that, just an explanation.Ha, I got blocked by someone for helping them out with their choice in photos.. ****ed up.Aaaaaaaand if you have kids, we know they're your life. I would assume that unless you decided to put, "I have a kid and he/she is a pain in my ass and I neglect him/her at every turn" I ALMOST want to list the ironic sh*t I read in profiles, but I think that might bore others that aren't as drunk and don't find it as humorous as I do.If I had a sex change, I would work in a strip club and promote the hell out of it on here! That's a great way to lure people in and get them to pay me. I'd like to mix things up, so this would really depend on what's going on that week. Drinks and conversation are always a good starter for me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House Jazz Techno Animation
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Bft from Kunkletown | Man | 40 years old | Aries
    Bft

    Offline

    Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 21-41

    Hi! My name is Bft. I am never married catholic african man without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

    Chat
  • Clink98L from Kunkletown | Man | 25 years old | Libra
    Clink98L

    Offline

    Man. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 19-24

    Hi! My name is Clink98L. I am never married agnostic caucasian man without kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

    Chat
  • Justin from Kunkletown | Man | 31 years old | Aries
    Justin

    Online

    Man. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 28-38

    Hello,to be honest I figured I would try the internet thing because those predictable nights are getting a bit old. I am drama free and looking for the same. I enjoy laughing from sarcasm, being spontaneous and appreciate the little things in life. I like to do it all from nights on the town with dancing, dinner and drinks or go up to the mountains and get a little dirty and I hope you agree there is nothing wrong with being lazy with some barbecue and a good movie. I will try anything once, so lets see what you got. I got my life together, theres a car in the drive way of my house and a career to make sure it stays there(hopefully) I'm tired of over analyzing a short paragraph or randomly looking at pictures. I am social and can meet people but it's time to expand the search. So if you like what your reading so far don't overthink it, shoot me a message and lets see where it goes?? The best way to sum it up is, im looking for a good woman who knows how to treat a good man! Way too many scenarios, let's figure out what we like first.

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: