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Jakob, 32
United States, Pennsylvania, Kunkletown

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About Me

If you REALLY wanna know hit me up, I tend to ramble on if I'm having to think about my likes and dislikes. I figure you're either going to message me or not based on appearance anyway. APPARENTLY I get 3 times as many messages if this is longer, but even if I choose not to, it still makes me type in this box. Dubbya Tee Eff.And as a disclaimer, the rest of the profile is going to be random thoughts, observations or humor that I've updated at various times."I love Shakespeare. And I know that it may not be practical, but if it wasn't for him, I would have totally over-reacted when my girlfriend killed herself. That joke may not be for everyone, and I understand that. But you should probably read more." -Jeselnik.Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!Is it just me or does it seem silly to have "; in your headline? Wouldn't it then be called "Plenty of Mammals"?OH, and if you can pull off an English accent the rest of your life, You're Hired.Reoccurring theme in my love life - If it's not broke, give me 5 minutes."I don't have a lot of time" - errrr "Here's B.O.B, date that for a while"One of the differences between comedy and perversity is inflection.You might know what I'm talking about, but do you truly understand?I know America is an obese country now, but we really need to re-examine the term "Average Body Type"Does anyone else think it's a shame that MCA died, yet many shitty pop stars are still alive and living fat?This thing keeps getting longer and longer - *UPDATE* It was brought to my attention that I have non-smoker on the profile, yet a cigarette in the display pic. I quit, yay. Anyway, no back story to that, just an explanation.Ha, I got blocked by someone for helping them out with their choice in photos.. ****ed up.Aaaaaaaand if you have kids, we know they're your life. I would assume that unless you decided to put, "I have a kid and he/she is a pain in my ass and I neglect him/her at every turn" I ALMOST want to list the ironic sh*t I read in profiles, but I think that might bore others that aren't as drunk and don't find it as humorous as I do.If I had a sex change, I would work in a strip club and promote the hell out of it on here! That's a great way to lure people in and get them to pay me. I'd like to mix things up, so this would really depend on what's going on that week. Drinks and conversation are always a good starter for me.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Other

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

House Jazz Techno Animation
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