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Eddie, 31
United States, Pennsylvania, Kunkletown

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"It was on my heart to speak my view on death today... Remember when you were in school and had to read a report for the class, how nervous you were? The teacher would always call people at random, I would just cringe in my seat waiting to be called... then the dreadful moment would happen... I would stand up there and read it... but then all of a sudden it was over and I got to sit back down... the minute I was back in my seat a HUGE wave of relief would come over me... then I got to watch EVERYONE else squirm in their seats hoping not to go next... That is how I look at death. We are all waiting for God to call us at random, to read our lifetime report to the class, as scary as it sounds it only happens ONCE then you get to watch everyone else squirm and wait to be called... I guess the most important thing here is to remember that death is not the thing to worry about, but make sure the report you read pleases the teacher who has called you up to read it..."

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    6'2"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    No

INTERESTS

Electro Fitness / Gym French Greek Korean Bowling Boxing Outdoor Hobbies
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  • Sparky from Kunkletown | Man | 74 years old | Capricorn
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    Man. 74 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 56-76

    Hi! My name is Sparky. I am divorced other caucasian man with kids from Kunkletown, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

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  • Omari from Kunkletown | Man | 35 years old | Libra
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    Man. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 32-42

    i dont talk about me much if u want to know something just ask.i like everyone around me to have fun and be happy.I like water sports but not verry good at them and will try anything onced.Like all kinds of music not rap hanging out with frends and haveing fun it all depends on the woman on what she likes to do me just hanging out and gitting to know each outher

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  • Jakob from Kunkletown | Man | 32 years old | Pisces
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    Man. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: woman. In age: 29-39

    If you REALLY wanna know hit me up, I tend to ramble on if I'm having to think about my likes and dislikes. I figure you're either going to message me or not based on appearance anyway. APPARENTLY I get 3 times as many messages if this is longer, but even if I choose not to, it still makes me type in this box. Dubbya Tee Eff.And as a disclaimer, the rest of the profile is going to be random thoughts, observations or humor that I've updated at various times."I love Shakespeare. And I know that it may not be practical, but if it wasn't for him, I would have totally over-reacted when my girlfriend killed herself. That joke may not be for everyone, and I understand that. But you should probably read more." -Jeselnik.Brrring! Brrrring! Hello Cheese? No - Cheese can't dial a phone!Is it just me or does it seem silly to have "; in your headline? Wouldn't it then be called "Plenty of Mammals"?OH, and if you can pull off an English accent the rest of your life, You're Hired.Reoccurring theme in my love life - If it's not broke, give me 5 minutes."I don't have a lot of time" - errrr "Here's B.O.B, date that for a while"One of the differences between comedy and perversity is inflection.You might know what I'm talking about, but do you truly understand?I know America is an obese country now, but we really need to re-examine the term "Average Body Type"Does anyone else think it's a shame that MCA died, yet many shitty pop stars are still alive and living fat?This thing keeps getting longer and longer - *UPDATE* It was brought to my attention that I have non-smoker on the profile, yet a cigarette in the display pic. I quit, yay. Anyway, no back story to that, just an explanation.Ha, I got blocked by someone for helping them out with their choice in photos.. ****ed up.Aaaaaaaand if you have kids, we know they're your life. I would assume that unless you decided to put, "I have a kid and he/she is a pain in my ass and I neglect him/her at every turn" I ALMOST want to list the ironic sh*t I read in profiles, but I think that might bore others that aren't as drunk and don't find it as humorous as I do.If I had a sex change, I would work in a strip club and promote the hell out of it on here! That's a great way to lure people in and get them to pay me. I'd like to mix things up, so this would really depend on what's going on that week. Drinks and conversation are always a good starter for me.

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