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Chyna, 35
United States, Missouri, Bethany

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About Me

Hi, and congratulations on finding my profile!First, let me tell you what I'd like ...I'd like to meet a normal guy, if that even exists. A fit, healthy, and happy SWM in his 30's or early 40's, who lives in or near the Western suburbs, who's kind and considerate, makes me laugh, keeps me on my toes, is simple and laid-back without a big chip on his shoulder, and has his head screwed on right. Bonus points if you're good with your hands, whether that's by giving a good massage or by fixing something I've broken :) FYI -- I'm really not interested in anyone who's here for "casual dating/no commitment".And a little about me ...I'm witty and sarcastic, but I can take it just as much as I can give it, I'm pretty smart, too -- like I know the difference between a flat--head screwdriver, and I know a lot of the answers when I watch Cash Cab. I'm also a great cook, and while I try to eat healthy a majority of the time, I'm also good to go when it's time for pizza and wings. I live a pretty active lifestyle; I run at least a dozen races a year, lift, do yoga, and bike. Fitness is not only my passion but also my profession, and I absolutely love what I do. My job can be a bit demanding, but it's also my favorite thing about my my life. I pay my bills on time, make a good living, love where I am in life, live on my own, and come completely baggage-free, and so should you. I want a fun, happy, comfy relationship void of nonsense , drama, and games. If you're ready for something with substance, *** :) Let's meet up for a cup of coffee and see if we click -- and if we're a match, we go from there ...

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Athletic

  • Height

    5'7"

  • Eye color

    Hazel

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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