SIMILAR PEOPLE
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AudrieOnline
Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: man. In age: 31-41
well...I'm in here again...hoping to find something different this time around. ..I know what I'm looking for and I think I'm a good enough catch that I shouldn't have to settle...i want to meet someone that I can be silly with and myself...and someone who will want to share memories with me. .I'm loyal faithful...and my relationships mean a lot to me which means I spend time and effort on my partner and will never give up on us....msg me if u wish to know more :)bbm ***c9
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OfeliaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.
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CelestinaOnline
Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I just bought my first house. It's pretty awesome. I currently have three cats. Just rescued a new kitty and now there are three. The third i am fostering until december for some friends who cannot afford to have him in their apartment. When they move out of that apartment in december they'll be taking the little one. Please understand that I will always want cats. I have nothing against dogs. I just never had a dog. I wouldn't know what to do to raise one. If I could have a dog, I'd probably get an Irish terrier. They are so pretty and energetic. I'm down with having all kinds of animals if it works out. Also the house doesn't currently have a fence so can't really have a dog right now. All the neighborhood dogs like to come visiting though which is funny and sweet. They will come just onto the grass and bark at me a bunch and then wander away after I start barking back at them. What? I am certain someday we will break the animal language barrier. See first interest. :)I love to bake and decorate cakes. Decorating appeals to my creative side. I'd love to make this a full time career someday. I also embroider, quilt and paint when I can. One of my favorite things to do is swim. I swam competitively for 12 years growing up. I like working out but, obviously, don't do it as often as I should. It not that I'm lazy but I don't see the point in getting all skinny so some man can objectify me as a sex object. I prefer lifting to cardio (because cardio is boring and doesnt burn as many calories once you stop as lifting) unless the cardio is swimming. Swimming is awesome.Right now I work at a printing company. I'm an assistant manager. I love the people I am working with and the work that I do. I also work for my dad at a small manufacturing company my grandpa started in the 60s. I'm an independent sort of woman. The traditional ideas of romance just don't do it for me. I may scream pretty loud at that big bug but i'll still kill it with my hockey stick. What I am looking for in a man is kindness, strength, confidence and stability. I don't play games and neither should you. Unless it's a board, tabletop, or video game. If you are one of those men who is convinced that men are the superior sex, well you're wrong and it's not gonna work out between us. I'm a sucker for blue eyes. I've got a couple of tats. I guess that's important to some people. I have a unicorn leaping over a moon on my shoulder and a red dragon on my calf. One good thing about this site is the plethora of animal pics. Other things I've noticed about this site: everyone is funny and sarcastic to a fault. I am also sarcastic and can usually give as good as i get. And loves to travel!! I like road trips. I don't have a passport. There are ***national parks, monuments, and forests in this fair country and I want to see them all. If I visit one a year, I'm gonna live forever!75% of you are "awesome". Which is just silly. We can't all be awesome. 99% of the bald men wear hats in their profile pics. 10% never take the hat off. There are indeed a large amount of mirror pics. I'm a little disturb as to how y'all know how many of the other men post mirror pics. What's up with that?Oh and 50% of the men on here reference some kind of brownie points for knowing what movie/tv show the headline is from. Really? Is this still high school where we can make up our grade point average by doing extra credit? Oh and brownie points for whomever can tell me the origin of my headline. BTW, 86% of statistics are made up on the spot. Of the men who don't date BBW, and actually say so in their profiles, most are under the impression that if a woman is fat she doesn't take pride in herself, is lazy or doesn't care about her health. Thin/skinny/average/athletic does not necessarily equate healthy. If fact more often than not, it doesn't. Too often people, male and female, believe if they exercise then that can eat whatever they want. This is simply not the case. You can be not attracted to Big Beautiful Women legitimately without assuming how they got to be that way. All you have to put is, "I'm sorry, I'm not into BBW." Period, no qualifiers. BTW, i am likely to message you if there is something in your profile I have never heard of before. for example, what the heck is kcco? Okay now I know that it means "Keep Calm Chive On". So why are we talking about garnishes? **actually show up. I've been stood up twice. Pretty ridiculous. Woo! State fair is happening right meow! A good first date in the summer would be to go somewhere with A/C. The old stand by of a nice dinner and a movie works great for summer. I prefer action movies to romcoms. In the winter it would be to go somewhere outside, assuming it actually gets cold. Neat restaurants, art or science museums, something interactive.Oh, I hate sushi. My first year of college I was a marine biology major. There are some things you just can't get out of your head.