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StepanieOnline
Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I've never been your "average" girl...I've always been a bit of a Math/Physics nerd and a tomboy at heart. Growing up, I got along better with the boys and spent my days tossing footballs, playing street hockey, watching my dad try to fix his old cars and searching for frogs, salamanders, bugs & snails and would often beg my parents to let me keep them for a few weeks as pets. I still toss footballs, watch hockey and pick up all of those things for my kids but I am looking for someone who doesn't mind killing the spiders.I absolutely love camping (tent or trailer), hiking, fishing, quading, playing at the beach, backyard BBQs and star-gazing. Before next summer I would like to improve my golf game, re-learn how to ski (exiting the chairlift with me could get embarrassing), get back into tennis (I need a partner!) and find someone with differing hobbies and skills who has the patience and the desire to teach me...perhaps dirt biking or teaching me how to drive stick? Likewise, I may be able to teach you a few things! I truly believe that the couple that plays together stays together...if you can't enjoy each other's company doing the things that you love, isn't it a little pointless? I hope to one day own a telescope and learn a little more about astronomy. I would also love to take scuba lessons and do a little more traveling as I'm absolutely fascinated by underwater life...that said, I also love to eat underwater life, as my all-time favourite foods are sushi and crab legs. I prefer red over pink, hot over cold, lime over lemon, and a good beer over wine...although wine can be nice too ;) On that note, I am definitely not a big drinker and you will never see me loser-drunk, and I am not into the bar/club scene...so would prefer to be with someone with similar traits in that respect. I've decided to simply start dating again without any pressure or commitment *in the beginning*, *** putting all my eggs into one basket and jumping into a "commitment" right away. I recently ended a long-term relationship, and before that I was in a 14 year relationship (left 3.5 years ago) and never really took any time for myself in between. Terrible, I know! Just because I intend to date first before becoming serious about someone, doesn't mean I'm going to be careless or fooling around with more than one person. Chances are, if I like someone enough to go there, I'm pretty much hooked lol. Don't mistake me for an “easy conquest“. If you're looking for one, there are plenty on this site and in the bars. I will only give the very best of myself to someone who earns it and deserves it. After that, good luck keeping up with me lol.Ultimately I'm looking for an honest, laid-back, genuinely kind-hearted and loyal man who loves to make me laugh, play outdoors, have fun and spend time with me and my kids...someone who loves to cuddle up and watch movies, have BBQs and bonfires with good friends and neighbours, sit through kids’ Christmas plays and squeaky band concerts, and fall asleep with me every night. Integrity, loyalty, self-control, honesty and maturity are all EXTREMELY important to me...if you are lacking in any of these areas we simply will not work out. I won't look back because the kind of love, affection and relationship I have to offer is the very best and my children and I deserve the very best in return. Just to be clear, I'm not looking for a fling or a half-hearted attempt at a relationship... If you sincerely feel that we could be a match then I would love to hear from you! "Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time... There are too many mediocre things in life. Love shouldn't be one of them." Tetris Battle!! Just kidding ;) Kinda. Coffee seems too impersonal and short to me...I think it would feel more like an interview than a date, so ideally I would at least like to go for lunch with you or something along those lines...it would keep the pressure off and give us plenty of time to talk and get to know each other a bit, see if there's any potential and chemistry, and offers a few welcome distractions if needed like extra chewing, etc. Sound fun? Haha...if lunch goes well, we can find something a little more fun and custom-fit for our 2nd date!
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BeckyOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
Separated is my status ONLY because paperwork has not been filed but will soon. We have been separated for 17 months now so if the word separated scares you, don't let it! Its a done deal and paperwork is the only thing left to finalize it. I am a very happy woman that loves to make people smile and laugh. I realized during the separation how important it is to be in a healthy happy relationship. I have a lot of love and affection to offer to the right man ;p . Guys im not looking for a one night stand or a boy toy! My ideal age is ***. No young bucks, you would be wasting your time and mine. I am a very social, open and outgoing person. I am very energetic and can be a smart ass at times, in a fun way though. If any of these traits bother you, pass me up because I am who I am. Somewhere loud and public. Sports bar most likely.
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OfeliaOnline
Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
• I’m a superhero. Special power: I go invisible in large crowds and hallways. (My daughter claims it’s because I’m short. Wtf does she know, she’s 16.)• I don’t have a single tattoo. I’m not opposed, I just wish they were animated.• I love tattoos! Head to toe.• I am not politically correct.• I hear “MOMMMM... YOU CAN’T SAY THAT!” every single day. I usually respond “ohhhh... F*ck!”. If there’s such thing as social Tourette’s, I might have it.• Two piercings. One there ? and one there ?• If you’re 6ft or taller, I will laugh at you if you’re scared of heights.• I hate pubic hair. On the body is gross. On toilet seats, bathtubs, floors, pillows, it’s freaken disgusting!• I hate crowds... But if there’s live music and a couple beers, I’M IN! I absolutely love live music.• I don’t recycle. I’m not opposed to it, I just don’t do it.• I’m hella excited about the zombie apocalypse. Team Zombie!• I do have a checklist for what I definitely don’t want in my life (see below). Otherwise, you’re golden.• I’m not looking for a dad for my daughter, and I don’t want your babies. I had one, I got fixed, end of. Please note: I don’t have the ex parent baggage or the freak child who makes life miserable for anyone I date. She’s respectful, welcoming and independent.• I’ve never had a hamburger. Yes I’m vegetarian. No it’s not about the animals. I’d eat them bloody, they just make me sick.• I don’t want to go hunting or fishing with you. Wait! If it’s hunting Sasquatch.... HELLS YEAH! F*CK YEAH!. Driving to the mountains to put a pole and some string in some water... no. Never.• I’ve never drank a cup of coffee. I like my tea. I don’t care what you eat or drink.• I don’t cook.• People smell. Especially Elevator People. Bus People are the worst.• My English is crap. I wish it was because it’s my second language. It’s not, I don’t know any other languages.• There’s a reason I don’t have loads of photos. I’m shy, and fatter then average (not beached whale fat, jeeze). If we meet, don’t be heartbroken when you don’t see a model. Just being honest.• Been told I smile too much. Dimples are deceiving, like now actually. They make you look like you’re smiling, even in those “oh f*ck, what have I gotten myself into” moments.• I’m not controlling or one of those women that freaks out about you going out with friends. Enjoy life, and your friends.• Not only do I drive, but I drive a stick. Bus People smell awful, remember? I do drive an orange jeep. Yes, I know it looks like a midget bus, it makes me smile.• I’m socially awkward so I need someone who isn’t, because well… it’s just easier that way. • Oh, and I swear.It might sting a little... Or a lot.• You must not live in mommy’s or daddy’s home/garage/basement/car/tent because it’s free. And FFS please don’t call them mommy or daddy!• You must know how to do your laundry and know how to put a sheet on the bed.• Hopefully you drive, and I don’t care what you drive. I won’t be impressed if your car is straight off the set of the fast and the furious. Equally, I won’t be impressed that you ride your bicycle to work because it’s “good for the environment”.• No criminals please.. wait, I guess it depends on the crime and situation. We’ll talk.• No virgins, or nearly virgins. I don’t want you if you’ve only had one or two girlfriends… and that was around high school…. but she really loved you…. because she talked to you that once, so you stalked her… but that doesn’t count because you were in the area anyway o.O• If you look like you belong on a rapist/child molester warning poster, I’m not interested.• You must not see “shadow people” or have been abducted by aliens.• Bald men are sexy, balding men look like they’re on the poster I mentioned earlier.• Please, if you’re socially awkward, don’t message me. It’s hard enough already.