SIMILAR PEOPLE
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Julissa
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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Jonie
Online
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
Are there any real gentelmen left? Douche bags need not apply. Seriously.. Step away from the keyboard!! I have a great sense of humor and enjoy playful banter. I appreciate someone that can keep up and challenge me.
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Tosha
Online
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
I hate that I have to put this on here but....this is a DATING site. If you are looking for a hook up or to sext with someone you have never met, please do not contact me. I achieved most of my goals and I am now ready to settle down in one place, make some new friends, and enjoy life. :). My life is as drama free as possible. I do not enjoy arguing, drama or strife so if you thrive on these things I am not the girl for you!About me: Cowgirl, animal-lover, and favorite Aunt. I am a straight shooter and I will tell you...so if you don't want an honest answer you shouldn't ask me! lol My job keeps me indoors, so I like being outside whenever possible. I enjoy going to the lake, horseback riding,hiking, and reading I love BBQs with friends/families, country dancing and traveling. I am looking for someone to share my next adventure with!Looking for: integrity, fun, affectionate and knows how to open doors!! Something low key, maybe meet for coffee or drinks.