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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Heide

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    Woman. 44 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 41-51

    I am a fun, light hearted girl who would like someone great to share my life with. I own my own construction business and work at a pharmacy. I'm a single mom with truly great kids (17, 19, and 20 years old) and no daddy drama what so ever. I like to do most anything, my favorite things are movies, dancing, going to new places, or going to comfortable favorite places. I love the water and traveling to warm destinations. I like sports-I'm better at going to the games than watching on t.v. I am looking for a man that can make me laugh, show me that he cares, be trusted, have fun with me, be adventurous with me, and let me kick his butt in a back yard football game every now and then! I'm a little old fashioned, I would like for him to choose the first date. Anything where we can get to know each other in a fun situation, no pressure - just fun! Dinner, drinks, or coffee is always great. I am very easy going and like most things. You need to be sure you are who you say you are and be the person in your picture, any sort of deception and I am out the door! I am also not into endless ***, and if you want to text endlessly, I will lose interest and move on. Besides - make a phone call to ask a girl out, texting is for quick little messages, not starting a relationship.

  • Kaela

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I am starting life over at 42 and looking for the nice guy. Just recently out of a 13 year bad relationship .I am an easy going person. I have patience like you wouldn't believe.I love my job and care fiercely for other people. I tend to put other people's needs before my own. I enjoy movies, reading, being active and eating healthy. I don't really enjoy cooking but I'm very decent at it. I plan to be a teacher one day. I love children! I enjoy all types of music, but I don't dance. I hate clutter, hence I don't collect things. I am an amazing listener and honestly care! I don't really have a hobby. I do love to read! I enjoy roller skating, bowling, hiking, basically being active. I am definitely a people pleaser! Just want to spend time getting to know you.. coffee, a walk, whatever... just conversation...

  • Frank

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am a busy mom of three looking to get back onto the dating scene. I enjoy going to sporting events, watching football(go Hawkeyes and Steelers!), and just about any outdoor activity. I prefer mom and pop restaurants over chains. I like a good beer at a local sports bar or curling up on the couch with a glass of wine watching a movie. I'm looking for someone who is laid back, stable, gainfully employed, and great with kids and dogs.Simple enough right?! You must be able to laugh at yourself and make me laugh. :-)Update..my pofile says dating but nothing serious. I am more than open to a relationship with someone if we "click". Just looking to play it by ear. :-)

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