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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Sunshine

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I love to be outside, wether it be watching the sun go down to playing football. I love to lay on the beach or next to a pool. I Love All Types Of Music. I Love Watching Movies Curled Up On The Sofa Im Looking For Someone Who Loves To Hold Hands, Kiss In the rain. I have two Daughters Whom I Adore. anything else you want to know, shoot, im here and will respond to all questions. have a great day or night and thanks for reading my profile. lets chat, we will figure out the rest.

  • Tosha

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    I hate that I have to put this on here but....this is a DATING site. If you are looking for a hook up or to sext with someone you have never met, please do not contact me. I achieved most of my goals and I am now ready to settle down in one place, make some new friends, and enjoy life. :). My life is as drama free as possible. I do not enjoy arguing, drama or strife so if you thrive on these things I am not the girl for you!About me: Cowgirl, animal-lover, and favorite Aunt. I am a straight shooter and I will tell you...so if you don't want an honest answer you shouldn't ask me! lol My job keeps me indoors, so I like being outside whenever possible. I enjoy going to the lake, horseback riding,hiking, and reading I love BBQs with friends/families, country dancing and traveling. I am looking for someone to share my next adventure with!Looking for: integrity, fun, affectionate and knows how to open doors!! Something low key, maybe meet for coffee or drinks.

  • Melodi

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I have been separated for over a year now. Yes the divorce is coming. I have a grown stepson that will always be in my life. I have a beautiful granddaughter from him.I enjoy being with family, camping, jet skiing, bowing, playing pool, going to the movies and roller coasters and hanging out with my close friends. My goals are to continue to live for me and meet a man to share my happiness. I am a very independent woman with a huge heart. I LOVE the 80s, country, and top 40.WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR:I want a guy who is as genuine as he claims to be. He is to be as open, honest, and loving as I am. I am not a girl for a bar scene. I want a guy who can go out with his guy friends alone and I don't have to wonder if he's being faithful or not. I want NO drama. Communication is key to all relationships. If you have no skills please continue to fish.If you have what I'm looking for, please say hi! I would like a comfortable, casual location where we could talk and laugh, bowling perhaps?

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