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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Magicgirlxl

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 29-35

    single looking for dating long term. family girl no kids other than my niece. workin two jobs traveling hanging out with friends. my *** *** if your really interested but must be ages of ***in or around Pa And single only. If your truely intrested in me *** message i am not paying money for this site. *** if you have *** is carmenjulia02

  • Kenya

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I will not ride the back of your motorcycle. I will not sleep in the dirt while camping. If you have more tattoos than can be covered with a long sleeve shirt, move along. If you have tattoos on your face/neck or put those loops to stretch out your earlobes don't even bother.Recently divorced. I have a well behaved, cute, funny & smart little boy who can teach you how to work a WII remote, find shows to watch on Netflix and kick your butt in Angry Birds. I have him 50% of the time, one week here, one week there.I am a member of several non profit organizations. There are several dress up opportunities. A perfect mate would accompany me to some of the formal events. Bonus points if you own a tux!For the last few months I've been taking latin and ballroom dancing lessons. I'd love to find a dancing partner!I love watching the tour de france and pro cycling. I am also an olympics superfan. I listen to 80's & 90's alternative. I also like Josh Groban, Colbie Callait and Gavin DeGraw. I don't like rap, heavy metal or classic rock but modern country is negotiable. A good partner is easy going with a quick wit. You don't have to be the smartest man but I expect quick reaction times to comments and jokes. Sarcasm is just fine most of the time. I'll root for your favorite team on TV and even make snacks. I am an excellent cook and only ask that you appreciate the effort. I can easily adapt to your hobbies and take part in them with you. I played MTG competitively if you can imagine ***nerdy guys in a card game and me as one of only 5 women in the building then maybe we've already met! lol It was fun. A first date should always involve food. You can tell a lot about a person by what they like to eat.

  • Aisha

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Please take a moment and read my profile... We can save a lot of time if someone would take the time to do so.... First this is where I lose most of ya.... Okay so now that thats out there if your sincere, keep reading if not I understand.... I am a very affectionate, loving, caring, kind hearted woman. I know what I am looking for in a man/partner and in life. I have been divorced for over 10 years, and I am quite over that.. I am not so set in my ways that I do not share the remote nor does everything need to be my way. I could not be more of an open book, I am not aggressive in nature, I do not like to argue. ***I am not easily offended however I am easily hurt.*** I can talk trash just as much as anyone else, and yet still carry on an intelligent conversation. I enjoy my comfy clothes, dollar menu, and vegging out. I work a full week and yep I am quite tired some days and just need to chill and relax without drama. I am not a booty call kind of girl there are plenty of them on here so please step on if thats what you are looking for. I am seeking my future partner my best friend and I want it all the whole deal. Did I mention I am affectionate....lolWhat am I looking for???? Well lets see, a man has to be caucasian (ish) my dads still alive, self supportive, with his own vehicle. I prefer an old fashioned type of man, yet not a caveman, a bit kinky is cool, and you cannot be past your prime... You do not have to have the perfect body, however your back boobs cannot be bigger than the ones on my chest. I can handle some extra pounds hey we are in our forties, but beyond your typical beer gut well we will have to wait and see. I am attracted to a well groomed man with teeth. You would have to be able to kill a spider for me, and if not at least help me come up with a good plan to do so. I can bait my own hook, but catfish scare me your going to have to take it off the hook... You have to know what you want and be able to make a decision.... You have to be honest (even if brutally), ***be able to keep any promise or don't make them,*** and faithfully devoted. I want to find that someone that can make me smile from the inside out and be my best friend... I get the occasional wandering eye, but make it quick and don't look back... I am not attracted to heavy men, long hair, or old men. If you get to know me you will realize I can be the most understanding, undemanding, giving person you will have ever met. When the right guy finds me he will realize that I am just happy with him, and I have no need to change him. I am a good soul and relationships do not scare me, being hurt does. I am not a desperate woman by any means. I require a man to be a man and please no cross dressers, married men, separated, or re-bounders wanted... Hope this was not to harsh, kinda not how I come across in real life, but just had to put some stuff out there. Coffee, lunch or dinner (dutch is fine). Its a mans responsibility to make the first date decision.

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