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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I was born &.i am a DJ & gogo dancer *** some of the hottest spots in town! but make know mistake i am not a ***party girl or bar bimbo! i am well educated & have been fortunate enough to have traveled a large portion of this globe!. although i may look like it... i am not your typical girly girl !!! i don't mind going out backpack camping & getting filthy dirty! (i love it)…... i am not a gold digger type girl either i am quite successful all on my own! & money is not all that important to me :) i would prefer someone impress me with their brains or manners rather than the wallet:) to sum it all up.. i am just a very happy & down to earth person who loves to do anything fun & exciting!!! anything adventerous

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