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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Carletta

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am looking for something different besides the cheesy typical Vegas type...U know the three types; 1) loser 2) user 3) abuser...I am not sure I'll find it on here but it's worth a shot...I try to be very compassionate with out being naieve...I am looking for that connection like everyone else....Are you it??...we will see ;)I hate to include this as I am not a judgmental person,but I do not date outside my race or men that are 20yrs older than me,as I take of myself physically & am looking for a partner that does as well...If I don't feel you are my type or have similar traits & interests, please don't feel offended that I don't respond to your message. I am very busy with my work schedule & am very selective on who I spend my free time with.With that being said, if U see us as a good match, please let me know.I am ready for the REAL deal.Lets take on this world together ;***Cocktails & conversation

  • Kenya

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I will not ride the back of your motorcycle. I will not sleep in the dirt while camping. If you have more tattoos than can be covered with a long sleeve shirt, move along. If you have tattoos on your face/neck or put those loops to stretch out your earlobes don't even bother.Recently divorced. I have a well behaved, cute, funny & smart little boy who can teach you how to work a WII remote, find shows to watch on Netflix and kick your butt in Angry Birds. I have him 50% of the time, one week here, one week there.I am a member of several non profit organizations. There are several dress up opportunities. A perfect mate would accompany me to some of the formal events. Bonus points if you own a tux!For the last few months I've been taking latin and ballroom dancing lessons. I'd love to find a dancing partner!I love watching the tour de france and pro cycling. I am also an olympics superfan. I listen to 80's & 90's alternative. I also like Josh Groban, Colbie Callait and Gavin DeGraw. I don't like rap, heavy metal or classic rock but modern country is negotiable. A good partner is easy going with a quick wit. You don't have to be the smartest man but I expect quick reaction times to comments and jokes. Sarcasm is just fine most of the time. I'll root for your favorite team on TV and even make snacks. I am an excellent cook and only ask that you appreciate the effort. I can easily adapt to your hobbies and take part in them with you. I played MTG competitively if you can imagine ***nerdy guys in a card game and me as one of only 5 women in the building then maybe we've already met! lol It was fun. A first date should always involve food. You can tell a lot about a person by what they like to eat.

  • Kelleigh

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    Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 42-52

    Love music all kinds but rock is my luv! I'm easy going and straight forward. I know what I want and go after it. I love the outdoors, camping,fishing, although it's been awhile due to other priorities. I'm very comfortable with who I am. I'm very busy between working full time, family, my own side business which is my love and other ambitions I'm pursuing I'm not left with time for much else but I would make the time for the right one. I'm looking for romance, best friends and someone who is going to let me be me and vise versa! The first date should be.....fun. Being romantic doesn't mean you have too spend a ton be creative.

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