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Julissa, 41

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About Me

I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'5"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Brandy

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    Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.

    Looking for: man. In age: 40-50

    “If she’s amazing, she won’t be easy. If she’s easy, she won’t be amazing. If she’s worth it, you won’t give up. If you give up, you’re not worthy….Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for. ~ Bob Marley“ I want to be light and frolicsome. I want to be improbable, beautiful and afraid of nothing, as if I had wings” ~ Mary OliverChange is a part of the flow of life. Sometimes we're frustrated because change seems slow in coming. Sometimes, too, we're resistant to a change that seems to have been thrust upon us. We must remember that change, in and of itself, neither binds us nor frees us. Only our attitude toward change binds or frees us..~Anonymous“She stood in the storm and when the winds did not blow her away – she adjusted her sails ~“ I must be a mermaid: I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living… ~ Anais Nin~If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.. ~ Anonymous~People will forget what you said, People will forget what you did, But they will never forget how you made them feel..~Maya Angelou~She's Mad but She's Magic...There's no Lie in her FIre...~Charles Bukowski~ Tell me what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life? ~..

  • Modesty

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    Woman. 42 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 39-49

    I love music, I can talk about it all day. I like simple things like, watching TV, going out to eat, going to movies or just hanging in the house. I look for someone to accompany me in my simple joys.

  • Vi

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    Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.

    Looking for: man. In age: 38-48

    I am a nurse leader on a medical/oncology unit in the western suburbs. I work the night shift. It's an incredibly rewarding profession and I've been very blessed to do it the last 19 years. Amongst my friends I am the silly, goofy one.. the crazy one that will say or do anything once and twice if I like it!!! Life is all about enjoying yourself, and I'm certainly doing that.I am divorced, no children, but have two amazing Godchildren that are a very important part of my life.I believe relationships should be based on great communication, respect, honesty and admiration. Good luck in your search. What we do isn't an issue. The two of us can decide on a mutually agreeable activity. What will make the evening is the company!!!

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