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JulissaOnline
Woman. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 38-48
I am the ultimate inspiration. Sure, they may say it's about a man, but ladies and gents, I truly am the most interesting woman in the world. When I'm not crime fighting in my spare time, I'm knitting sweaters for the homeless. Really ****ing stylish ones, because come on people, even the shower-less deserve a little flava in their lives. I used to be the spokesperson for Pepsi, but my sheer sexosity caused people to randomly burst into flames when they drove by my billboards, so we parted ways. You know, class action lawsuits and all. I can cook a gourmet seven course meal with only a toaster and some ranch dressing. The toothpick? My invention. I run marathons during my lunch hour. I can wrestle ***pound hogs in the mud and still come out with my hair and make-up looking impeccable. I once negotiated world peace in exchange for a pizza, but couldn't decide on the toppings. I cook 30-minute brownies in 10, and I founded the National Organization of Groundhog Lovers. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I'm a citizen of 13 different countries, and an outlaw in two. I was first a nun, but decided to pursue my slutish ways and become a midget porn star *** have been caller number 10 every time and won numerous envied prizes. I am the subject of numerous documentaries, I have been knighted, given the key to the city, and discovered the world's greatest recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I am the most interesting girl in the world!! Seriously
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DonaldinaOnline
Woman. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 40-50
POF wants to know if I have a car. Why is that one of the main questions? Is this so one can immediately assess if someone has a recent DUI? Honestly meetville, I think you should consider replacing this question with “Do you have bi-polar disorder.”I’m easy to get to know I like to laugh and I like to have fun. Everyone says that. I mean seriously, have you ever read a profile that says “laughter and fun just plain tick me off”? I think at least once a day you should laugh until your cheeks hurt. If you don't, you are hanging with the wrong people. I’ve been called a free spirit which I think is just a nice way of saying “you are super strange.” I’ m ok with either. I’d rather be anything but ordinary (thank you Avril Lavigne). Let’s just say, I color outside the lines. I was married for 18 years and I have been single for 4 years. I have 2 amazing (not even kidding) boys ages 21 & 16. My oldest is in college and I share ***custody with their dad which (let’s face it people) is God's plenty when they are teenagers.....just kidding.....sorta.My special someone has to be someone I can laugh with and someone who wants to explore every minute of every day with a positive attitude (at least most of the time). Someone I can tell anything and everything and who will share with me the same. I like to go out and I like to stay home. It really doesn't matter much to me. I just want to feel butterflies in my tummy. That's the BEST!I have 2 dogs. They collectively weigh 10 pounds. Gucci is a toy poodle and Carol is a Teacup Chorkie. YES, they do sleep with me. They were here first and they think I’m beautiful in the morning! Ya gotta like dogs. I wonder about people who don't like dogs.My ridiculously low expectations...Do not contact this user if: You are missing any of your visible teeth You are married or in a relationship and looking for some ass on the side You hate animals You are a serial killer You don’t know the difference between their, there and they’re. You are unemployed You live in your mom’s basement You are anti-union You don’t have a vehicle (humm that question is important after all) You are on house arrest or in prison You are racist and or intolerant of people because of their religious beliefs or sexuality You are a far right republican You believe teachers should have guns in schools YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS You will trust a woman to raise a child but not to make a choice NASCAR is listed as your first interest You have pics without a shirt and/or flexing You don't have a pic at allHello.....is there anyone left...**.....**.... First date? hummm Maybe skydiving or putt-putt or geez what do people do these days? I'm pretty open to whatever unless you say something like "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." That’s a deal breaker. Bahahahahahaha!! (google it!)
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CarinOnline
Woman. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-52
I would like to have one man in my life that I can hang out with, have passionate moments with, and still have my space when I need it, because I am somewhat independent and self-reliant. I want a man in my life, but I don't need a man in my life. However, you may be the guy that makes me fall head over heals and want to spend every waking moment with you. Anything is possible. I want to be cherished, as I will cherish you in return; I think that is the most important verb in a relationship. But other than that, what you see is what you get. Yes, I am a curvy, voluptuous woman. I could stand to lose some weight, but it's not a priority for me; love me for what is on the inside and don't expect perfection. I am very forthcoming about what I want in life. I am fully responsible for myself and I expect you to be as well. I am very passionate. I am generous to a fault, even to people that I don't know (I get that from my dad). I am independent and outspoken. I am fiercely loyal and protective of the people that I care about. I hate drama. I love to travel; I like to attend local events like the street fair, a concert, spring training or even the swap meet. I like to go to happy hour, sing karaoke, dance my ass off to a live band, and go to the casino. I love to watch sports, especially the UofA, at a sports bar or a friend's house where we can enjoy a few drinks during the game.What I look for in a man: I am drawn to men that are outgoing and spontaneous; a person's looks will catch my eye but personality is what makes me want to get to know you better. I want someone who is down to earth and treats people with respect and consideration. I want someone that is comfortable in his own skin, that can be the life of the party or mellow and laid back, depending on the situation. Chemistry, spark, whatever you want to call it... that is important, and I will know right away if it is there."Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss SLOWLY, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret ANYTHING that makes you smile." ~ Blige, Patsy Cline, Lenny Kravitz, Maroon 5........ I hate Starbucks, but happy hour would be ideal to get comfortable with each other and take the edge off cuz I get nervous, or maybe even a sporting event where the atmosphere is casual. Somewhere that we can flirt and have fun and not have to worry about which fork to use with which dish.