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ConnorOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
This is the part I hate talking about myself but here goes.I am one of the few people I know who truly enjoy there job and people tell me I am calm and a good listener but I have never been quite sure what makes you a good listener! Other things I like to do is being with my two sons who are important to me so if this is a problem for you prehaps we are not made for each other.I am comfortable in who I am and what I have in life but I am looking for a special someone to share some good times with but I can be quite shy until I get to know someone but please do not let that put you off messaging me. A quite drink and a good chat to get to know you.
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LawOffline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
My self-summaryI’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).This dating site says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…goWhat I’m doing with my lifeI have no idea what I'm doing in life. Just like I have no idea why tonight's dinner consisted of leftover Easter jellybeans. When I was a kid I dreamed about being a Repo Man. I spent lots of time helping friends and family. I don't mean to seem lazy. I'm a hard worker.I’m really good atCutting lemon wedges. Guitar Hero, Turning on a jukebox with the slight hit of my fist. No wait. That's Fonzy. I can't do that. Thinking of cool tattoo ideas, even though I don't want to ever get one. Running a chainsaw. Apparently I'm good at turning women off. I don't get many responses here. Making my own beef jerky. Sneaking food into the movies. Howling. I should explain that one. My dog howls at the noon whistle. I howl with him. Drawing cows.The first things people usually notice about meFear and trembling.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodBooks: Stranger in a Strange LandMovies: Willy Wonka, IdiocracyShows: Gold Rush, American Shopper, South ParkMusic: Listen only to NPRFood: Will eat anything that doesn't eat me firstThe six things I could never do without"All I need is this lamp!"- Steve MartinI spend a lot of time thinking aboutMaybe you....On a typical Friday night I amHacking into goverment networksThe most private thing I’m willing to admitI like to dress up as Hello Kitty****NOTE**** I made most of this up. It's satire. Please stop sending messages about what an ***hole I am for kicking dogs. I love dogs. Too many factors to think about at this time
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GodfreyOffline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Like going for long walks / hikes along the coast or on the moors. Enjoy afternoons in the beer garden, people watchingI am told I'm a good listener, but don't suffer fools lightly. I have a son who lives with his mother, but I have him over to my place on alternate weekends and he is a big part of my life. To be truthful, I probably spoil him too much and let him have his own way far too many times, but that is probably because I only see him every other weekend and want to make sure it is quality time I spend with him. Before he grows up and decides he doesn't want to come over and prefers to be with his mates. Do not mind. Walk, coffee, drink - as long as the person I'm meeting feels safe