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IzayahOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Hi there lets see I,m 48 years young, happily divorced, and once again all alone after a 9 year relationship, just getting my apetite back for the fairer sex and no idea where to start so here we are. I like to try and keep fit ish cycling, walking, tennis,rowing, I,m presently locked in a desparate battle to retain whats left of what used to be a six pack. I like animals of all sorts not keen on reptiles.Got a sense of humour which often gets me in trouble and can sometimes seem more of a curse than a attribute, can be sarky or smutty with inuendos thrown in to boot but not always. Enjoy meeting new people doing different things, hanging out with mates, pubs beers, restaurants, and trying to keep my daughter entertaind when I get the chance who,s six. I like music of all sorts, movies, cinema, cozy nights on sofa ,tv ,massage, hot baths for two,.I work in construction which is a pain but pays the bills and has far two many blokes and not enough ladies, never did like clubbing and to old to start now. Looking for friendship with like minded woman if it leads to anything else so be it, if your a youngster still in thirtys don't be put off I,m still fairly fit for an older gent, lmao.my latest adventure is adopting a slightly alternative lifestyle Ask if you dare lol and if I,m not what your looking for GOOD LUCK !! and thanks for checking my profile its the first I,ve ever done so appoligies if its not very good.. Pool.coffee. tea. beer. Pub. Cafe.???. Open to a better idea.what ever feels comfortable....walk . Bike ride.?? .
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EddieOnline
Man. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 46-56
Never done this before, here goes nothing!!!I am a genuine, honest, easy going, caring, loving, tactile and affectionate person who loves to laugh and make people laugh, a slightly sarcastic sense of humour but in a nice way. I like to socialise with my friends, down the pub or out for a meal. I enjoy the cinema, theatre, walking, and I love holidays to foreign parts.Not looking for one nights stands, grew out of that a long time ago. I like to treat women right and would expect the same in return. I like to surprise and put a smile on the face of that someone special.My music taste is wide and varied. Movies, I enjoy psychological thrillers, spy thrillers (Bond fan, sorry) and comedy. Enjoy going to the theatre but haven't been for a while.Ambition - to learn to fly helicopterUsed to own a bar in Mallorca but now work in Customer Service and also as Film Extra fun, laughter and chemistry
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LawOnline
Man. 47 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 44-54
My self-summaryI’m an ***hole. I won’t open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, I’m a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.Also I don’t do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I won’t sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I don’t want you to know where I live).This dating site says that I should also talk about these four points so as I don’t waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:1. Talk about your hobbies. – kicking puppies2. Talk about your goals/aspirations – finding a rich woman to take care of me3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique – I’m not unique in the least bit4. Your taste in music – The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, ****cat Dolls, Indigo GirlsOK girls, waiting for your ***…goWhat I’m doing with my lifeI have no idea what I'm doing in life. Just like I have no idea why tonight's dinner consisted of leftover Easter jellybeans. When I was a kid I dreamed about being a Repo Man. I spent lots of time helping friends and family. I don't mean to seem lazy. I'm a hard worker.I’m really good atCutting lemon wedges. Guitar Hero, Turning on a jukebox with the slight hit of my fist. No wait. That's Fonzy. I can't do that. Thinking of cool tattoo ideas, even though I don't want to ever get one. Running a chainsaw. Apparently I'm good at turning women off. I don't get many responses here. Making my own beef jerky. Sneaking food into the movies. Howling. I should explain that one. My dog howls at the noon whistle. I howl with him. Drawing cows.The first things people usually notice about meFear and trembling.Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and foodBooks: Stranger in a Strange LandMovies: Willy Wonka, IdiocracyShows: Gold Rush, American Shopper, South ParkMusic: Listen only to NPRFood: Will eat anything that doesn't eat me firstThe six things I could never do without"All I need is this lamp!"- Steve MartinI spend a lot of time thinking aboutMaybe you....On a typical Friday night I amHacking into goverment networksThe most private thing I’m willing to admitI like to dress up as Hello Kitty****NOTE**** I made most of this up. It's satire. Please stop sending messages about what an ***hole I am for kicking dogs. I love dogs. Too many factors to think about at this time