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Ivelisse, 49

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About Me

****ail in desperate need of a strainer! My brain sees many sides to the same issue, is sometimes creative (dioramas out of Peeps) and sometimes analytical (how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop).My sense of humor is Southparkian, Apatowian, and Flight of the Conchordian. I am fiercely loyal to my friends and family who are amazing, challenging, annoying, and hilarious. They are my rock and my trigger for trying to be a better person. I like all kinds of people, old, middle, young. I have as much fun with my parent's friends (they have the best stories, perspectives) as I do with my 10 year old niece (giggling, talking about boys). I try to push myself to do new things and the latest is pack leader to a rescue pooch.Fellas, if you don't like rack and back, I'm not your gal.;I'm not fat.;. I would describe myself as an average woman who could stand to lose a few but what is there is generally distributed in the appropriate curvy areas. The dog insisted that I bump up my exercise routine, so we hit the pavement and the parks ***The cat now wonders what happened to her prone human cushion. I am looking for a partner in all aspects.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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