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Ivelisse, 49

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About Me

****ail in desperate need of a strainer! My brain sees many sides to the same issue, is sometimes creative (dioramas out of Peeps) and sometimes analytical (how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop).My sense of humor is Southparkian, Apatowian, and Flight of the Conchordian. I am fiercely loyal to my friends and family who are amazing, challenging, annoying, and hilarious. They are my rock and my trigger for trying to be a better person. I like all kinds of people, old, middle, young. I have as much fun with my parent's friends (they have the best stories, perspectives) as I do with my 10 year old niece (giggling, talking about boys). I try to push myself to do new things and the latest is pack leader to a rescue pooch.Fellas, if you don't like rack and back, I'm not your gal.;I'm not fat.;. I would describe myself as an average woman who could stand to lose a few but what is there is generally distributed in the appropriate curvy areas. The dog insisted that I bump up my exercise routine, so we hit the pavement and the parks ***The cat now wonders what happened to her prone human cushion. I am looking for a partner in all aspects.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Jewish

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'4"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Carol

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    Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 46-56

    I want to wake up to the same lips every morning,spoon for the next 20 years,have our special date night,and of course family night,movie night,taco tues,karaoke sing offs,weekend getaways,camp nights,.....you must love to kiss,Football,(Niners),wine,family night and GodPS. Here's the deal breaker.........its a sacrifice I know and I may very well end up alone....The Old maid!!...lol...but we Southerners do what we must for our loved ones!!....oooh I know that makes this a needle in a hay stack.....but I'm soooooo worth it...lol....plus I really do believe in magic!!Hahahahaaa...I know this comment will have 90% of the men on this site running...But I have been single and doing single well I may add...but I want the real stuff...that my Nana and papaw had....so I like my single life but I would love my life with a partner in crime...it's time...I'm not getting any younger...beauty fades...but let's be real...it's what makes us meet,so if your not marriage minded....celebrate your single life...without me!.... Doesn't mean I'm gonna settle,it just means I am only gonna do single or married...not the in between...been there done that in my 20s...good stuff...but what I want and pray for now..."is way better"!! With that being said....Because already marriage Phobias have sent me *** mean I want to jump in married life overnight...for one I have been single for 8 great years ...ok sweeties...it's just means there's a fine line for me...dating is dating and just that..and I love dating...and I'm in...let's date...but I'm not gonna share my good lovin without a real grownup commitment...and I know my Heavenly Father will send me the man I'm supposed to grow old with and until then...I'm saving myself for that special love!! How awesome is that!! Hmmmm.......Have a grown up conversation and a decadent meal.....lol...1st dates are always exciting,scary and I try not to place to high of a expectation cuz you never know!!...lol....2nd dates are the best....cuz now you can start doing fun things...maybe even steal a sweet soft kiss...lol....

  • Demetrius

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    Woman. 46 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 43-53

    Some of my hobbies are playing softball and volleyball. I also enjoy shopping, going to the movies and BBQ's with friends and family. I have two children, both grown,but I would do anything for them. My family is very important to me. I like to go out but sometimes I just enjoy a quite night at homw. A great first date would be to go to a nice dinner and then go to the movies or some kind of sporting event. It would even be fun to just go to a sports bar to watch a game on the big screen.

  • Amaya

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    Woman. 48 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 45-55

    I am an easy going,happy person.i,ve always gotten along with others..i,m a good person with good values towardsvlife and the things i want. I ,m not into sleeping with someone on the first date..thats just not kool.i have three grown kids and five grand kids.....lol i,m a young grandma... i,m looking for a funny,happy, person,that not insure about there selfs or me....trust is a big thing with me,cause without trust,theres nothing to build...... Ice cream,and a walk

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