Total users: 60,151,608 Online users: 216,249
Susie, 36
United States, Massachusetts, Hyannis

Offline, last seen Sat, 29 Nov 2025 01:46:30

About Me

Yeah I know, you're thinking why is this girl single?! Because I'm picky, I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm an adventurous outdoorsy girl with tons of personality, looking for the same. Well except for the girl part, trust me if I could date me I totally would ;-) Here's the problem, everyone claims to be outdoorsy but they're really just couch potato video gamers and that's just not my cup of tea! Don't get me wrong I love snuggling on the couch and watching a movie or better yet watching the game, but when the couch has a permanent indent of ... oh I dont know maybe....YOU! Then we have an issue. Here are some things I'm looking for:OutdoorsyPersonalityGoalsAttractionIntelligenceFunnyManlyEducatedYou don't have to be Bear Gryllis, in fact I'd prefer that you weren't cause I'm definitely not going to kiss you if you drink your own urine just for TV ratings. Seriously there were plenty of other viable sources of hydration in that episode. But it would be nice if you had a genuine appreciation for the great outdoors.I don't expect you to have your doctorate (those guys usually lack personality anyways) but a pretty good grasp on the English language would be ideal. Bonus if you know the difference between their, there and they're.And I don't need you to be Wil Ferrel, but if you can at least keep up with me that would be great! Some major turnoffs include:PRETENDING YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER- Yes, there is a reason it's in all caps! Honesty is the best policy, eventually the other person is going to find out you're a fraud. Trying to start a relationship on a lie is just plain stupid! I work hard for my money and I live comfortably. I am not your sugar momma and I don't expect to pick up the check every time we go out to dinner. If your ass is broke, don't even waste my time. Definition of broke- Does not have play money, can not go on vacation, etc... Do not interpret that as me being a gold digger as most women are. I am not. I make my own money and I am looking for an equal. Not looking for someone to support me. I've been on my own for 18 years, have paid my way and have owned my own house since I was 23. And yes I did just date one of the aforementioned frauds. Not only was he broke, but full of drama. On that note.....Drama- I know I know, all women say they hate drama but secretly they thrive on it. First of all 99% of women are a little more than a degree of crazy. I have zero tolerance for drama. Whether it be work drama, baby mama drama, ex girlfriend, ex wife, family drama, friend drama. Don't care! If drama rears it's ugly head, I will kick your dramatic ass to the curb so fast your head will spin. Creepy facial hair- nicely trimmed goatee, 5 oclock shadow awesome... Duck Dynasty.... Absolutely not! Do I think they're funny? Yes! Can I picture them naked? Not a chance! Lets not forgot the pornstache made famous by firefighters and Tom Selleck in the 80's, lets leave it there shall we?Not reading my profile- Especially if we have absolutely nothing in common! Even worse profile stalkers. Get your own material!Skinny Jeans... Do I even have to elaborate?Metros- If you have a Manpurse, or any other type of fanny pack, It's quite possible we're not batting for the same team.- They remind me of that part in a horror movie where the killer says he wants you to watch. Queue the deliverance banjos. Self pics- you know those pictures you take in a mirror with your camera, the deer in headlights look that usually take place at planet fitness, in your bathroom, or even worse the planet fitness bathroom. FYI if you're gonna take those pics make sure your toilet is clean in the background. Epic photo fail! Yep they're on here!- Or even worse you really are that young and look 20 years older. Worse yet you're 20 years older than me and sending winks. That's creepy! I'm a very young 35 and I don't have daddy issues.Lying about your height- I'm 5' 3". If I'm wearing 2" heels.... Do the math... That's 5'5" if I'm towering over you, that's not 5'9" Can you even reach the pedals in your lifted Monster Truck?Kids- If you have one kid great, 2 that's fine, 3 I'm out! Also, If you have multiple baby mamas that's a deal breaker!One night stands- I'm not on here for random hook ups. I realize meetville is famous for that but that's what Section 8 girls are for. Living in your parents basement, attic, garage or any other unused portion of space that belongs to them and is specifically referenced in their deed. Note, living in your brother or sister's house is the same as living in your parents house, you're still mooching off someone else.Incarcerated- Yes apparently I needed to revise my list of turn offs. It turns out meetville will let anyone on here. Really?! Clearly if you're in jail not only are you not outdoorsy but you've likely violated all of the above disclaimers. Disclaimers aside.... if you're looking for a fun girl that loves the outdoors and will make you laugh then shoot me a message. First date- just drinks and conversation, second date- definitely a baseball, football or hockey game or something outdoorsy.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Christian

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

R&B Reading Canadian Greek Korean Adventure Biography Music Sci-Fi
Wink Icon color PERSONAL INFORMATION Fave
Chat

SIMILAR PEOPLE

Great
stars 4.1 out of 5 based Rated 4.1 / 5 Based  on  377 reviews
  • Ester from Hyannis | Woman | 36 years old | Cancer
    Ester

    Offline

    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    I may not be Salma Hayek but I definitely don’t qualify to be Salma Hey-Yuck neither (smile). NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate good bad-girl. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a girl like this before or why is she so different!!” Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Most of the time, you shouldn’t, either.I am easy going, laid-back, sarcastic (but not overly), and people friendly.Six things I could never do without:Great foodMusicTV/My couchCompanionshipMy Friday NightsI used to say I could never do without the ocean/beach, but now I live here. I love to listen to rock and roll music as I relax on my back patio or couch or as I clean my house (this is relaxing to me too). I hate it when men are "hot and cut" on the outside and “cold and shredded" on the inside.Some bands I like include FUN, System of a Down, Nirvana, Bush and many more. I'm not apposed to R&B but am to Country. I enjoy playing all sports, cleaning, spontaneity, watching ghost or crime stories, and am very independent, bold and like having fun. Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR GAL!! YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! (smile) The optimal first date for me would be great conversation and fun over a game of pool while drinking a beer.

    Chat
  • Nannie from Hyannis | Woman | 37 years old | Pisces
    Nannie

    Offline

    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    I am just a simple woman looking for a simple man thats honest! I don't want headgames from anyone. I am the type of woman that stays in my pjs on a sunday love to cuddle with that special someone maybe a movie or a football game,.I'm an easy going fun loving kind of woman,but my kids always come first.Love to cook, looking to share life with that special somebody.I am honest and tell you just the way it is,please i would prefer to hurt by the truth then to be comforted by a lie!

    Chat
  • Reba from Hyannis | Woman | 36 years old | Sagittarius
    Reba

    Offline

    Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 33-43

    Well its been four months and still looking for that man that can handle this!!! Blah,Blah message me if your down for a real woman! If you can make me laugh that would be the ultimate.I am a fun italian girl looking for my sexy outgoing guy! Drinks,chill whatever happens:)

    Chat
See more
Follow Us: