SIMILAR PEOPLE
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SusieOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
Yeah I know, you're thinking why is this girl single?! Because I'm picky, I know what I want and I refuse to settle. I'm an adventurous outdoorsy girl with tons of personality, looking for the same. Well except for the girl part, trust me if I could date me I totally would ;-) Here's the problem, everyone claims to be outdoorsy but they're really just couch potato video gamers and that's just not my cup of tea! Don't get me wrong I love snuggling on the couch and watching a movie or better yet watching the game, but when the couch has a permanent indent of ... oh I dont know maybe....YOU! Then we have an issue. Here are some things I'm looking for:OutdoorsyPersonalityGoalsAttractionIntelligenceFunnyManlyEducatedYou don't have to be Bear Gryllis, in fact I'd prefer that you weren't cause I'm definitely not going to kiss you if you drink your own urine just for TV ratings. Seriously there were plenty of other viable sources of hydration in that episode. But it would be nice if you had a genuine appreciation for the great outdoors.I don't expect you to have your doctorate (those guys usually lack personality anyways) but a pretty good grasp on the English language would be ideal. Bonus if you know the difference between their, there and they're.And I don't need you to be Wil Ferrel, but if you can at least keep up with me that would be great! Some major turnoffs include:PRETENDING YOU HAVE YOUR ACT TOGETHER- Yes, there is a reason it's in all caps! Honesty is the best policy, eventually the other person is going to find out you're a fraud. Trying to start a relationship on a lie is just plain stupid! I work hard for my money and I live comfortably. I am not your sugar momma and I don't expect to pick up the check every time we go out to dinner. If your ass is broke, don't even waste my time. Definition of broke- Does not have play money, can not go on vacation, etc... Do not interpret that as me being a gold digger as most women are. I am not. I make my own money and I am looking for an equal. Not looking for someone to support me. I've been on my own for 18 years, have paid my way and have owned my own house since I was 23. And yes I did just date one of the aforementioned frauds. Not only was he broke, but full of drama. On that note.....Drama- I know I know, all women say they hate drama but secretly they thrive on it. First of all 99% of women are a little more than a degree of crazy. I have zero tolerance for drama. Whether it be work drama, baby mama drama, ex girlfriend, ex wife, family drama, friend drama. Don't care! If drama rears it's ugly head, I will kick your dramatic ass to the curb so fast your head will spin. Creepy facial hair- nicely trimmed goatee, 5 oclock shadow awesome... Duck Dynasty.... Absolutely not! Do I think they're funny? Yes! Can I picture them naked? Not a chance! Lets not forgot the pornstache made famous by firefighters and Tom Selleck in the 80's, lets leave it there shall we?Not reading my profile- Especially if we have absolutely nothing in common! Even worse profile stalkers. Get your own material!Skinny Jeans... Do I even have to elaborate?Metros- If you have a Manpurse, or any other type of fanny pack, It's quite possible we're not batting for the same team.- They remind me of that part in a horror movie where the killer says he wants you to watch. Queue the deliverance banjos. Self pics- you know those pictures you take in a mirror with your camera, the deer in headlights look that usually take place at planet fitness, in your bathroom, or even worse the planet fitness bathroom. FYI if you're gonna take those pics make sure your toilet is clean in the background. Epic photo fail! Yep they're on here!- Or even worse you really are that young and look 20 years older. Worse yet you're 20 years older than me and sending winks. That's creepy! I'm a very young 35 and I don't have daddy issues.Lying about your height- I'm 5' 3". If I'm wearing 2" heels.... Do the math... That's 5'5" if I'm towering over you, that's not 5'9" Can you even reach the pedals in your lifted Monster Truck?Kids- If you have one kid great, 2 that's fine, 3 I'm out! Also, If you have multiple baby mamas that's a deal breaker!One night stands- I'm not on here for random hook ups. I realize meetville is famous for that but that's what Section 8 girls are for. Living in your parents basement, attic, garage or any other unused portion of space that belongs to them and is specifically referenced in their deed. Note, living in your brother or sister's house is the same as living in your parents house, you're still mooching off someone else.Incarcerated- Yes apparently I needed to revise my list of turn offs. It turns out meetville will let anyone on here. Really?! Clearly if you're in jail not only are you not outdoorsy but you've likely violated all of the above disclaimers. Disclaimers aside.... if you're looking for a fun girl that loves the outdoors and will make you laugh then shoot me a message. First date- just drinks and conversation, second date- definitely a baseball, football or hockey game or something outdoorsy.
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GenevieveOffline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
If at first, you don't succeed, try, try again....and again....and again :)I know too many people that this worked for, so here I go again!!A NYC Fireman, that's what my Dad was, he’s retired now....If you've ever met a NYC fireman, then you know exactly what I'm looking for…Someone down to earth~Someone to make me laugh so hard I have to run to the bathroom because I can't hold it in~Someone that wants to run towards something with me when everyone else is running the other way~Someone to help me to be a better person~Someone to help me through my fears~Someone brave and strong willed~Someone that is passionate about their job and their life~Someone that can tell a good joke, as does every NYC fireman that I've ever met :0)My parents have been married over 40 years....a pretty high standard they have set for me, huh! I want a long marriage and I want everything that comes with it! The undying love, the challenges, the laughter, the hardships, the memories, the arguments, the making up, someone to yell at to stop snoring, someone to kiss me each night before I go to sleep, someone to respect me and the fact that I am an independent woman, someone to be proud of, I want it all.I really am a great catch...I have solid family values~ I believe in the old "do unto others" saying as well as Karma~I can go to a Jets game and tailgate at 10AM or get dressed up to go to an event for a museum opening all while fitting in perfectly~I can hold my own in most any social setting~I am passionate about my friends and family~I have been told I have a contagious laugh and believe that laughter is the best medicine.On the other hand, I am by NO MEANS perfect! I can be grouchy in the morning~I don't like shopping, at all, that could be a pro or a con though~I speak my mind and sometimes could use a bit of a filter~I put my make-up on when I drive (I know you guys hate that)~I drive too fast and sometimes cut into the line up by the front when exiting a highway~I ask questions during movies ~ All in all though, what you see is what you get... I am a down to earth, fun loving, playfully sarcastic woman, looking for a great guy to share myself with.What I want in return...all of the same morals, values, wants, needs and desires. A love for family and friends, someone confident, someone that believes without trust there is no foundation to a relationship, I'm huge on trust and all I ask is for the truth, no matter what emotion it may conjure up. I want someone to walk into a burning building for me...OK that's a bit extreme!What I don't want....Someone that just "wants to have a good time", I don't want someone that is arrogant, I don't want someone that thinks the world revolves around money; its nice and all, and trust me, I strive to make as much as I can, but its not everything! I don't want someone that is into the club scene. I don't want someone that is on here to make friends, I have enough of those.All of my photos have been taken in the last year.What I can promise is that when I find the one, my one, I will give them my all. So long as we have trust, we can build a bright future!
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ManuelaOffline
Woman. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 33-43
I am a girl who loves life and is always seeking a new adventure. I love to travel, short trips, long trips, anything goes. I also love photography and art and like to visit museums and galleries whenever I can. I love energetic, talkative and funny people, as I love to have long conversations over coffee. Somedays I have to be out and about and other days I prefer having a quiet evening in with some wine and a good movie. I love my job, my friends and family and the life I have created, all that is missing is a special person to share it all with.