SIMILAR PEOPLE
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BillyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.
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AsafOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I have built my own house where I live. I am pretty fun guy just looking to find the right person. Time means not much chance of meeting someone as dont tend to get out as much as use to.If you fancy a chat just let me know. I have no kids and never married.Speak soon matt.... Never done this before. But up for most things
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AllysterOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I am single, tall, fit, sociable with a good sense of humour. Owning my own personal training company I also teach aerobics and many other fitness classes and no i Dont wear a spandex lolI enjoy a good night out and even clubbing is fun once in a while as a like a boogie, (your never too old hey !!!!). However as much as i enjoy a good dance i also enjoy the theatre and cinema, going out for nice meals, catching up with my friends and watching a film or rubbish on tv with a take away, cuddled up with someone. I am looking for a special lady to get to know, find friendship with and have fun, hopefully developing into a longer term relationship. I love going on holidays to hot places and would love a partner to share the experiences with. I am genuine and honest with a job I love, my own house and have a big heart . Personality is high on my list of priorities in a lady and I am a sucker for a lovely smile and nice eyes. Please drop me a line if you would like to say hello - I don't bite and you never know we could be great for each other. x Meet for a drink and or maybe go for a bite to eat .