SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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BillyOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Ahoy there! What follows is all accurate. Is it over the top? Sure. But I myself AM over the top. Which is not to say that I don't have my act together, or that I'm not a badass professional- because I am. But my occupation and my possessions don't define me, and I can (and have) dropped them at a moment's notice. I seek a fellow adventurer. No sessile codependent microcosm dwellers. I value strength and adaptability in a partner, both physical and mental. Be fit, be fun... Ass-kicking girls are by far the best kind!As for me, the truth be stranger than fiction, ya'll:Lessee here... I have only lost one street fight in my life, and it wasn't to a human... I played the demon god of heavy metal in a direct-to-dvd B-movie about a fictional 80's hair band. I successfully bartered a lower price on tennis racket style bug zappers from a street vendor in Hong Kong. I filled in as lead singer for the best cover band I've ever seen... which, it just so happens, was totally Filipino. I physically confronted a man who was wearing a full Batman costume, wielding a pair of nunchaku, and wandering a suburban neighborhood at night. I have eaten insects and chewed on tree bark for sustenance.;Dude Looks Like a Lady" I was the personal trainer for one of OJ's lead defense attorneys. I was joined on stage by Peter Wolf from the J Geils band while singing "Centerfold". I was tapped out by a UFC lightweight champ.-air. I hawked hair-braiding and face painting services at a Renaissance Faire. I complimented Weird Al Yankovic on his choice of shirts. I was taught Kung Fu form by an old chinese man at the top of a mountain. I went without food for a week in order to buy snakeskin boots. I taunted a man through a megaphone... by telling him his canoe looked like it was made from greased paper bags..... wearing a banana costume... and a mexican wrestling mask. So, what have you been up to? ;) You know that scene in most action movies where the incredibly hot girl (who happens to be a brilliant PHD biochemist) is cornered by bad guys for the first time? And as the male lead is trying to get clear to help her out, she suddenly turns out to be a total badass who beats the crap out of ***lb mercenaries with a series of spinning head kicks and wing- Then the guy kinda raises an eyebrow and the girl wipes one drop of blood from her lip, tosses back her hair and gives a smug "yeah, THAT'S right" look? AND she's still wearing a black mini and heels? That's the first date I'm looking for... except with an athletic feminine build. Is that really too much to ask for? Ok, then just cut down the tallest tree in the forest wiiiiiiith.... a herring! That'll do.
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LannyOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
First things first NO CRAZY WOMEN i dont have the timeIm learning to fly, did a bit of car racing which i hope to get back to so a bit of a petrol head, very open minded.I am a selfish prick, good looking, successful, young enough to do it &; well educated & dont care what anyone thinks of meI do what I want when I want but you've probably figured that our alreadyi'm not a vanilla kind of guy, if you know what that means we may have a chanceIf I had to write a newpaper personal it would read something like this..handsome cultured interlectual with a big**** lets fly off somewhere. who else on here can say that and actually mean it ;-)
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BobbieOnline
Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
i like music of all genres, from classical to heavy metal. im tattooed pretty heavily and would still like to get more. I have only one thing that I would ask anyone that I might meet here, be honest. It does seem to be one of the hardest things for people to be these days, and it seems to be on its way to becoming one of my pet peeves. I always say, if something is bugging you, you need to say something. The other person has no idea that you are having an issue with something, they cant read your mind.Anyway, i love to cook. art making is a great time. i started learning guitar but put it down recently. i have beliefs, but im not religious. theres a lot more, but what would we talk about if we start talking.A fond kiss, and then we sever;A farewell, and then forever!Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee.Who shall say that Fortune grieves him,While the star of hope she leaves him?Me, nae cheerfu' twinkle lights me;Dark despair around benights me.;But to see her was to love her;Love but her, and love forever.Had we never lov'd say kindly,Had we never lov'd say blindly,Never met--or never parted--We had ne'er been broken-hearted.Fare thee well, thou first and fairest!Fare thee well, thou best and dearest!Thine be like a joy and treasure,Peace. enjoyment, love, and pleasure!A fond kiss, and then we sever;A farewell, alas, forever!Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee,Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee!