SIMILAR PEOPLE
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ChadwickOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
hmmmm so this is the part where i say something interesting and witty to grab peoples attention.........ok ive got 2 bottles of Lambrusco in a 6 bottle wine rack, but hey that doesn't mean i'm not classy ;-).What am I looking for?? The Million Dollar question... How about a friend that will last till the end of the world, that's not a bad start is it?Someone special to share my life with i guess, eat out, go for drinks, cinema, dvd night in, duvet days usual type of things.I have a couple of friends on here who i chat to occasionally and it seems that some guys on here tell some porky pies, so.. ive decided to be honest here.So..1. I have never climbed a mountain to get some fresh air in my lungs. I manage fine getting fresh air in my lungs every time i step out the door. 2. I have never parachuted out a plane and have no intentions of ever doing so, I really don't fancy the idea that all that is stopping me from splattering to my death is a bit of flimsy material.3. Unless I become a hugely successful pop star overnight and my body goes through some amazing changes i will never walk around with my shirt unbuttoned showing of my adonis like body. Mainly because i would feel guilty for Greenpeace being called out in a false alarm.4. I went to the gym once and hated it, I refuse to go back.5. I have never been skiing, although i do fancy snow boarding, in the words of my 15 year old son apparently girls dig it........Ive got a feeling if i went snow boarding the only digging going on would be people trying to get me out the huge hole ive just plummeted head first into, but hey I'd like to give it a goIn all seriousness the days of trying to impress girls by getting ripped or going on a 5 mile hike up a bloody hill have never been my thing, although i do swim to keep fit and stay in shape, so far i've no belly or moobs yet, but would be willing to work on that for the right person.i'm no couch potato i do love going out and i do like the great outdoors and think there is nothing nicer than going for a nice walk, infact i often do, I just don't want to be a sweaty, blethering mess at the end of it.Ohh and why are some people on here wary about going on a date, incase your a mad axe murderer??? ok I promise right here and now, I wont bring my axe with me on the first date, I'll leave it in the boot with the tape and my mask, in saying that, ive not been hearing those voices since my doctor put me on these new pills, so all good... ok ok im joking lol i got the pills cheap on the internet, my doctor knows nothing about them, im hiding the ones he gave me down the back of the sofa ssshhhh!!Ohhh and another thing (I'm on a roll now ;***Why do some people when talking about themselves insist on saying 'ma' ?? as in 'ma' hobbies are..... Now i'm not a snob in any way shape or form, far from it but the word is 'my', surely its just as easy to press the y key on your keyboard as much as it is to press the a key (if you look closely the 'y' key is actually closer to the 'm' anyway its only 2 up and 1 to the left, whereas the a key is across the other side, its not difficult) ..... or am I missing something here???''I said to the Gym *** "Can you teach me to do the splits?'' He said, ''How flexible are you?? Failing that a wee drink somewhere and if you haven't legged it out the window after 10 minutes maybe on somewhere for a bite to eat.
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HeathOffline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
Easy going, Stone Roses nut. A festival, good food, cider and good company - sounds ideal.Good sense of humour and fun loving, looking for someone similar to hang out with and see where it goes.Owner of worlds cutest ferret. MadgeLike tattoo's n piercingsYou can be the most beautiful girl in the world but if you don't smile, what's the point :-) Food, drinks and live music!!
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ZuphOffline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
What to say?..........Well I suppose that I'm just your average 'nice guy'. (Now don't sound too surprised at that. There's still a few of us left!).I'd like to think that I could be described as kind, friendly, fun, honest, adventurous, practical, optimistic, open minded, caring, considerate, easy going, articulate, confident and laid-back. Oh, and house trained! I'm reasonably intelligent without being a complete anorak and I do have my occasional moments of stunning wit and dazzling charm (which unfortunately are usually offset by the moments of utter confusion and bewilderment!).I guess that I'm looking for someone with a similar outlook on life, someone who knows how to relax and enjoy themselves, but who can also be that little bit more sensible when needed. Someone who faces whatever life throws at them with a smile. Someone laid-back, but not lazy, mature but still prone to the occasional random act of silliness!Someone who enjoys an intelligent conversation once in a while, as well as those times when you just can't get up from the floor from laughing so hard! Hopefully someone who shares my love of the outdoors, but is equally happy with a movie, sofa and a takeaway.Unfortunately though it seems that a lot of people on here have a slightly different definition of 'genuine' than I do (and seemingly the dictionary!). It would be a pleasant surprise for someone to prove me wrong!Of course there's loads more to say, so if you'd like to know anything else....just ask! Guess that depends. Always good to meet for a hot chocolate (I don't drink coffee!) or maybe a drink first and see how the conversation flows.It would be nice spending some time getting to know someone and if the chemistry's there......who knows?