SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KelliOnline
Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 35-45
I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.
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BeulahOffline
Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 34-44
i like to swear, drink beer, and watch hockey. (that's really all i wanted to write but whomever's in charge over here is telling me it's too short... why are they forcing me to write ??!? the truth is, i love to write, cause i love to storytell, and i've had some hilarious adventures.... and i look forward to having more)i can certainly elaborate.... just ask. it depends... obviously. ;)
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DeanaOffline
Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 36-46
Know what you want, and go out and get it.I'm a firm believer that it's the little things that make up the true fabric of who we are. Everybody can pull it together for a grand gesture, but it's how you are on your off-times that show your true nature. I would describe myself as an adventurous and outgoing person, but I also have a shy observant side. I am happy with who I am. I'm not looking for somebody to complete me, but rather to complement my life. I love my job, my family, and my friends, and would love to spend time with somebody who is equally happy in their life. I will not settle and I don't think anybody should. Life is too short to be miserable. I am me, and you are you, that will always be true, and it's great to spend time with people who appreciate that. I have been told that I am very funny and have a great sense of humor. One of my favorite things in life is to giggle until I snort. Ya, it'll happen. A few key things I look for in a partner:- You're fit and have an athletic build but you don't live at the gym- You're happy with who you are as a person- You are confident in yourself but are not arrogant- You have a great sense of humor but know when to be serious - You're between ***if you're any older I'd hope you look hot for your age***You will say more to me than just "hi" or "how are you finding this site". If all you're going to say is "hi" don't expect a response. - You're cheeky and witty and can hold your own in a great conversation - You're confident in yourself but are not arrogant - You're not allergic to cats - If you're somebody who "want kids" please know that I am leaning more to the side of "not for me" on the "undecided/open". If you have kids I'm cool with that.- Not looking for a commuting relationship - if you have no photo, or the only ones are from super far away (aka - can't see you), then don't expect a response. Or if there are 5 people in the photo, a great idea is to note which one you are! I have clear photos of me, I expect the same of you. Some food for thought:There's a reason on a flight they tell you that in the event of an issue to put on your own oxygen mask first before helping others. You won't be very helpful to anyone if you can't breathe. I follow this theory in my own life. If you're somebody who thinks this is selfish, then we will NOT be a match. If you happen to still be reading (bonus points), then note that while my profile says "date but nothing serious", if the right person were to walk into my life that could be a different story. At the end of the day, a relationship for me is about "wanting" one vs "needing" one. Good luck out there! casual drinks and conversation.