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Kelli, 38
United States, Illinois, Skokie

Offline, last seen Mon, 02 Feb 2026 22:05:33

About Me

I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

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