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Kelli, 38

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About Me

I'm looking for something simple and uncomplicated that has the potential to grow. I like to laugh so a good sense of humor is a must. I don't have a lot of set rules about what I want, I'm leaving it open and hopefully I'll know it when I see it.-Cola, sushi, javatinis, The Game of Life, new cell phones, the color orange, oranges the fruit if someone will peel them for me, my dogs (although one more than the other), a sarcastic sense of humor, brunch on Sunday, the Bee Gees, Target, laughing til I cry, memories of my dad, shopping, high heels, spa days, gossip magazines, books, shiny shiny lip gloss, shopping for nothing in particular, free booze, tv shows and movies about zombies (it prepares me for the inevitable zombie apocalypse)Things I hate include traffic, people who won't speed, bad tippers, sitting with strangers at the Japanese Steakhouse, the word "moist", mullets, bad dental hygeine, people who don't wear deoderant, tee shirts with stupid sayings, dog poop in the park, wearing socks, cream cheese icing, fruit in my food, bad hair days, humidity, insanly happy people, people who point with their pinky, doing laundry, attention seekers, being held hostage, most kinds of beer, cry babies, pickles, sweat, bugs in the house, people with fat necks that swallow their heads, midgets, clowns, midgets dressed as clowns and hunchbacks. .. .......... And if you don't think I'm funny it's cool, I'm not a needy people pleaser. Just move on, we clearly wouldn't be comparable. If you have so little to do in life that you need to hate mail me and call me a shallow ****, I'll just assume your a bitter midget clown with bad posture. So really either way I win.

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Never married

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'1"

  • Eye color

    Blue

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

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  • Cassie

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I'm looking for a guy I can be proud to be with...a guy who is mature and doesn't talk/act/think like a 14 yr old. I really don't think that's too much to ask. I love to run, bike and swim. I'm a health nut and live a clean, healthy lifestyle. My family has a lake house that we spend time at just hanging out. It's fun even if the fish aren't biting. Sitting around the fire pit at night is the best. I like my house to be orderly and clean.-heads. I'm independent and financially secure and am not looking for a sugar daddy. I'm disciplined and have lofty goals for myself. I'm a deep thinker, always learning and working on being a better me...physically, mentally and spiritually.I'm a Christian and my faith is a big part of my life. I try to live a life that's pleasing to the Lord and I'm looking for a man who also lives a Godly life. If your profile says "non-religious, atheist, or agnostic" then we aren't a match at all.***Things I love: new running shoes, Warm Vanilla Sugar at Bath-n--runs, and Sooner football.Why is there a question on here asking if you have a car? Really?! A better question would be "How many times have you been married?" As for me, I've never been married and have no kids. Yep, you read that correctly.The guy for me is physically active and keeps himself in shape. He's educated, doesn't need to use profanity and can hold an intelligent conversation. He has strong morals and will stand for what is right even though it may be unpopular. He loves me with all of his heart and makes ME want to be a better person. I'm more attracted to the outdoorsy guys and not the pretty-boy, high maintenance types. I'm NOT at all attracted to smart alecs or arrogant men. Confidence and arrogance are two very different things. I want a man who can afford to pay to have something done, but would rather do it himself.Yep, I am specific in who I am looking for. I put it all out there so it helps weed out the non-contenders and saves us all some time. I've met up with a few guys from here but most of them have been duds. Still waiting to find the guy I absolutely can't live without.**No pic = no response. Go ahead and take a few clear pics of yourself. Don't worry, we won't think you're gay.** **It would be fantastic if you have WHITE teeth. Yeah. Some place where it's easy to talk and see if there is any chemistry. Because that's what it's all about. It's either there or it's not.

  • Brandy

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    Woman. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

    Looking for: man. In age: 36-46

    I am into the show cat circuit. I have two pedigreed Persian cats that I show regularly.I like rock n roll music...I've been listening to a lot of Korn lately...I have some tattoos...last weekend I got a new one. It's a black kitty cat on my neck, behind my right ear...I really want someone I can talk to about everything. I need my man to also be my best friend. Also, I feel like I should be upfront about my policy on kids: I have two, but they are 18 and 22. I do not wish to get involved with a man who is a single dad or has kids under 16.Here are some positives to dating me (I think):I'm old enough to know who I really am. I won't be changing on you down the line...I also understand men in my age group are who they are by this time too. In other words, we need to like each other for who we are.I've learned to let the little things go. I mean that, in the grand scheme of things, so much little crap that people fight about doesn't even matter.I'm smart. I keep up to date with what's going on in the world. I watch the news, I research things I want to know about. I'm a good listener and a good conversationalist.I know that it's important in a relationship to treat the other person well. I'm very thoughtful and I always consider my partner's feelings. I would like to have an event planned, nothing big but an activity we can do while getting to know each other and talk. Dinner is always a good, safe first date. NOT A MOVIE-- I wanna talk and get to know you!

  • Tammy

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    Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

    Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

    So here is the part where I sell you on how amazing I am and what I am looking for etc... I'm not a big fan of being the same as everyone else so let's go a different route. Let's be honest.. you aren't going to get a real feel for who I am in a few sentences on here. We all say the same things..I like to laugh.. Who doesn't? Are there women on here saying please don't make me laugh I prefer to be angry or sob uncontrollably for no reason? I think not. I am fun to be around... ahh man I was looking for a debbie downer... etc etc So *** tell you all the things that kinda suck about me... I am stubborn. I have been called eccentric.. I think I'm just creative and artsy. I have a mild case of OCD... its not like I have to slap you 8 times before I can walk through a doorway.. more like I hate when my hands are sticky.. lol I have a little ADHD... expect me to interrupt you at times.. I hate laundry.. well not so much the washing, folding, sorting.. I just hate putting it away. Bizarre?? Yeah maybe but I hate it just the same. I love snow. Yeah don't make that face.. it's actually really pretty and I love the way time seems to slow down after a big snowfall. I have three kids.. they aren't really the sucky part ( actually I really kind of like them), but my availability is.. its means that if you are dating me, I can't always be free..but it doesn't mean I am not willing to make time for you.. Let's face it.. if I end up in a relationship eventually you will have to meet them.. Hmmm what else?? I am sarcastic.. and remarkably witty at times... you should probably accept the fact that I will occasionally rib you about.. well anything that's amusing to me really. I love to cook.... I like to actually cook, not heat stuff up. I make everything from scratch.. so it might take longer but it will be amazing I promise. And finally I am not a fan of PDA... I will hold your hand. I will kiss you. I will let you wrap your arms around me...I am actually quite affectionate... but I don't want to make out with you at a restaurant.. We can make out later.. when we don't have to stop or risk a public lewdness citation. Next part. Well for the most part I think we are all looking for the same thing. We want someone to accept us for who we are and get us. Basically I feel like you can't expect more than what you are willing to put into the relationship. I can accept the good and bad, I can make you a priority in my life, I can try my best to make you smile everyday.. I'm just looking for someone willing to do the same. p.s here are the answers to my most frequently asked questions.. :) 1. yes i am a real redhead. 2. no i will not send you a "pic of my girls".. 3. yes I have three kids.. no I do not plan on giving them away.. I am a package deal.4. A few extra pounds means I am curvy.. and I do not have a flat stomach.. I am not thin or skinny. I go to the gym 5 times a week. And I am always improving but I am always going to have big hips, a big butt and big boobs.. if you are looking for a skinny girl.. It will never be me.. think more ***'s pin up... if thats not your cup of tea it's all good. I am up for just about anything. Something casual and low key so we can talk is better than a movie or a club obviously.oh and fyi... if you message me just hi.. or with sexy, hun, baby, etc... im probably not going to respond.. pet peeve what can I say?

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