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Eugjr7ZOffline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 26-41
Hi! My name is Eugjr7Z. I am divorced atheist caucasian man without kids from Center Valley, Pennsylvania, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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BentlyOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
This is the part where im supposed to write something about myself and just say whatever...How about this...Auto makers brag about the Vette and Ferrari. How fast they are how nice you'll look in them, how girls will fall all over themselves if you own one. What they don't tell you is how they get Shitty gas mileage, expensive to maintain and insure. So all I have to say is it's up to you to just say screw it...Just get in and drive it!!!! In other words You'll have to ask to find out...Also I have 9 tattoo's and am Looking for a girl with tattoo's would be a plus...If not no big deal!!! This is where I do the typical..."I'm not looking for drama,a cheater,or a liar"...RIGHT...Honestly...Who the F#ck is looking for that anyways...c'mon people...I'm simple and easy going, material objects make people happy but I don't let that rule my life or values!!.It's probably not yours) I want to find someone that is willing to try new things even if it extreme or just simple...Try something new you just may like it...And also would like to add that "hot" is not a compliment for women..Guys need to learn this..That's only used by the douche bags in the club that just wanna "score" for the night...use compliments like Beautiful...and Gorgeous..That's a compliment..***I'm a guy..So Ladies..I love football,I'm gonna watch it on Sunday(HUGE JETS FAN...YES THE MUTHAF'N JETS).If I'm the first to open a new loaf of bread the twist tie is probably goin in the garbage.I leave that first end piece of the bread in the bag...I Like boobs (and yes I like thick girls too).I like going out with the fellas once in a while.I flip through the channels *** hitting the guide button..I don't give a *** about the over/under thing with the toilet paper...I look at the keyboard when I type.I'll watch a chick flick to make you happy as long as you watch what I wanna watch.I leave the seat up at times and clothes on the floor once in a while...I'll put my socks on the other feet so the hole is now by the little toes... I sometimes leave the microwave with :01 second on it and not reset it...I love to people watch.I'm gonna tell you your hair looks great if we're running late.I sometimes "adjust myself" in public.Or if my fly is down I'm not going to turn my back to zip it up.I don't abbreviate when I text(well, maybe when I'm driving) I don't respond with : LOL,LMAO,or ROFLMFAO...That's gay for a guy...If this offends you, you don't have to ***'re still reading, ya must be somewhat interested huh?I'm a pretty straight forward guy,I speak my mind and am open.I'm looking to meet someone who is straight forward also. I have an old saying..."Just cause you put syrup on shit, doesn't make it pancakes" Yes I have a sense of humor, and yes it's F'D up!! And don't worry...I HAVE TEETH!!!!!NO. I'm not angry. People have said my profile makes me sound that way. So no, I'm not. YES, I know what I want and don't want.Let's be realistic,not everyone speaks the truth.For *** a question above. DO YOU DO DRUGS. Do you expect everyone to answer that honestly..Think about it.I hate that I have to keep putting this here...But PLEASE know how to keep a conversation going!!! I ask a ? Please ask 1 back after answering... Ok, that is all thank you very much!!!!!Also, before you put body type as "ATHLETIC" Look in the mirror in your bikini and ask yourself "When a girl goes to the gym, is she hoping to look like this"??????...If you're answer is NO... Then DON'T put ATHLETIC.... And I know..Guys should do the same as well!!!!
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HarlandOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
Laid back easy going guy with a big heart looking for a real woman, not an insecure girl that has no clue what she really wants. Also don't message me if you want me to be your life size Ken doll to pose and mold into your dream man. I am a real man that has wants, feelings, and desires and knows how to treat a woman as she should be.My parents are my example of what a real relationship with the right person can look like and after 38 years they are as much in love if not more today than the day they first said, "I do." I want that! I want to take care of my lady an treat her like she deserves to be treated.I like to hang with my friends and do whatever blows my way. I can plan things and do so when I’m with someone, but as a single guy I have just learned to go with the flow I guess. I work out 3 times a week if not more and I enjoy being fit and doing things outdoors like camping, fishing, mountain bike riding, etc. I like to listen to all kinds of music although I will admit I’m an Ex-rave kid so I listen to a lot of house music and dub-..LOL!I think I stand alone in my ability to love others before myself. I try and find the good in all people. I’m a big flirt...I get it from my dad...he loves my mom and is respectful, but just an old dog and stuck in his ways, every girl I have every brought home he has tried to tongue kiss at some point or another, look out ladies...LOL!My current goal in life is to live the life I know I was created for. Having someone to share with, confide in, grow with, and laugh with would be nice.***updates***If your a guy in womans clothing or even if you USED to be a guy, I don't care what state of penis or no-penis you are in, PLEASE do not message me. I've alreay had the uncomfortable tranny date and was very cool about it. But that is a once in a lifetime kinda venture and would love to not repeat it again...thx for your co-op!Lastly I do have faith but over the years have become less and less of a$$hole about it. I keep God to me Him and Jesus...I believe the HS can do the talking to peoples heart and when they feel like being moved the HS will guide them and be much better at it than I could with a mega phone on a street corner somewhere spitting fire and brimestone!I do voices...lots of them(no I don't talk to myself...lol), if you think thats corny then im the fair grounds! I was a mocking bird in a former life...sue me! :P Somewhere we don't have to yell over others to talk and get to know one another. Preferably some place comfy for both of us we can meet.