SIMILAR PEOPLE
on 377 reviews
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LeighOnline
Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I really dislike this part! I'm a outdoors kind of person but I don't mind staying at home and watching a movie once in a while, i like being spontaneous, I enjoy travelling and would like to do more in the near future, so many places to see and really so little time! I have two daughters aged 6 & 9, they are with me every second weekend and are very important to me and come first in my life. Not sure what else to write here, I'm sure there is a lot of stuff but I just can't think of any thing right now!What am I looking for, well I guess I just want to meet new people, try new things, hopefully meet that someone special to share life with! Coffee, walk on the beach, maybe a hike or go to playland, how about skydiving! I'm pretty much up for anything!
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DavonOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Well here it goes....I like the outdoors and fishing like most men. I'm into cars and motorcycles.When i can, shooting, pool and hanging out with friends. A good movie is fun but I hate going alone...I'm honest. I don't lie.I don't like drama and don't want any. I do have a wild side and like 2 have fun, but i'm not 21 anymore and I know that...I'm kinda shy at first but once I know you,I warm right up. I'm looking for someone to share my life with and have some fun along the way. I am looking for someone who has a relationship with God 1st. I want to build a life with someone on firm foundation,,Jesus Christ. A small table in the back of a charming little coffee shop. I'll listen as you tell me about youself and I'll give back somethings about myself. I will tell you funny stories about myself and soak in your laughter. Hopefully as we find out we get along, the date could move from the coffee shop to a restaurant for wine and dinner. Or maybe, if it's going real good and it's not to forward...we take the date home where i'll make you dinner while we share some wine and laughs....
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JasonOnline
Man. 39 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 36-46
Let it be known that I loathe laughter. It makes me SO ANGRY! When someone is having a good laugh I just *** compelled to PUNCH them in throat and then kick them in the JUNK. This makes me smile and giggle...which only pisses ME off and then I have to punch MYSELF in the throat and kick myself in the junk. Then no one is happy, and that is good, and when I say good I mean BAD.I despise travelling. My idea of a good vacation is drawing a chalk circle around myself, and NEVER leaving it. I just stand there and GLARE at everyone passing by.Kids? What the heck is up with THOSE? Don't people know where they come from? Seriously....it's like eeewwwww, please wash your hands after touching them. I sure don't have a couple of them myself! If I was a Jedi I would be called DARTH SANE, because I would be that INsane. Yeah, you had better stay away!!! Which MEANS that no, you can't use me as your personnel loofah! Seriously, what is THE matter with YOU! I think people aren't so bad. You just need to know how to cook them, the right spices and herbs and they are delicious. Vegetables???? Don't y'all know that is a big conspiracy to trick you to eat less people? One needs their daily dose of GRIT. Pets are good to have around when u RUN out of people...I am SO LAZY that it causes physical pain, which i love. And when i say love I mean hate, but i love that also. I don't do stairs, I either roll down them, or wait for some foolish Good Samaritan to CARRY me up them. Sometimes I wait a long time cause I am dirty. Showers and teeth brushing is unsafe, cause if you are clean you will taste better and other people will want to eat you. And that is bad, and when I say bad I mean GOOD....no wait, that one IS really bad. So when is say BAD I do mean BAD. Got it? Good.Let me get this straight girlfriend, you want me to hold you IN my arms and kiss you on the lips? Oh geez...seriously? Are you TRYING to repulse me and make me feel ill? I would much rather do something that I don't HATE, and by hate I mean LOVE.Even death doesn't want to be MY friend. Which I am okay with because he is actually a tall, skinny, pretentious snob. He is always like " I am here to take your soul" and I am all like " Can't you ever talk about ANYTHING else? Just shut up already!". Like really....Finally, one of the best parts of being evil is that I can end a ranting monologue with abundant evil laughter....ready? Here goes....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA......MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA.....MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha ha ha ...... I will take you somewhere so we can use our eyes for glaring, our fists for punching, and our feet for kicking. Yeah, you know you want to!