BBW Dating in Orland Park, Illinois

Elelcoolj

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 34 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 21-30

Hi! My name is Elelcoolj. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Orland Park, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.

Violet

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.

Looking for: man. In age: 37-47

I won't tell you just what you want to hear & I need you to listen to what I have to say... I am a 40 year old woman with more to offer than any man I have ever known deserves or could handle... I could ramble about many things, but we both know that is the last thing a man wants to listen to... I have been through the fires of hell and don't even smell like smoke (few will understand my point) but, let me get to it...I am creative by nature, art is in my blood, I love music of ALL kinds. I went to college for marketing & graphic arts, in which I did for 20+years.... then in a twist of fate or divine destiny... I am now a registered medical assistant working with cancer patients after losing my mom to brain cancer a year+ ago...life has turned a ***and I am truly in a new beginning in many ways. Consistency tells a lot about character... I am funny and outgoing but, deep... I love to cook, it is therapy for me.. I LOVE IT... I am not interested in booty calls, being your drinking buddy or waiting for you to text me. My faith and my God is why I am still here, I am a free spirit, a writer, a romantic by heart and I tend to say too much.... so for now, I will leave it at that and build on a good thing as we go along.... by the encouragement of a friend I am here again and being completely open and honest to possibility...... I am not interested in passing your time or you wasting mine. I think it is best to stick to locals, I don't think I have it in me for another long distance anything. SOOOOOO Start diggin'.... OK, so I guess I will add some thoughts... because if you have come this far, I will assume you wanna know more. I am the whole package, come on now, seriously... if we don't think that about ourselves who will!? I have been on here a few times before and SWORE I wouldn't be back. I cannot be described in one word. There is nothing average about me.... and who doesn't have a few extra pounds or more to lose if honest, unless you are TRULY athletic, which most who say they are on here, are NOT (I know I have met them). I am a beautiful women with a lot to offer and am still a work in progress... I describe myself physically as "curvalicious" and have never had a man complain about my figure. I am NOT a Barbie doll and you will prolly never see me in a dress and heels unless someone has died, and I will prolly still be in pants.I prefer to crank up some good tunes, put on my comfies, open a bottle of wine or make some drinks and cook you the best meal you have ever had vs. going out to eat. I am very laid back compared to most women I know. I am open and honest, loving and sincere. There truly is nothing fake about me. If you ask people who know me what I am like, they would describe me as faithful, funny, sarcastic, outgoing, inviting, trustworthy, kind, reliable, shocking, passionate, sexy and I have a giving heart. I don't care if it sounds too good to be true, it is the truth.... I don't have to try and sell myself... I am just being open.... More to come...I have learned the hard way that time is precious, I do not give it to just anyone because it is a gift and you cannot get it back. I am not a dater, much less a serial dater. I will not talk to nor go out with a dozen guys at once. Not being a dater has made being on a dating sight difficult, lol. BUT, I work full time and have my daughter half the time and I don't get out much anymore. There is nothing about the bar scene I miss, except live music. ... I want more than shallow, surface relationship, I need substance. I need physical attraction just like anyone, I am not disregarding it.... it is vital. BUT, I want what I have never had. My longest relationship was 18 years and it did not work, that is almost half my life... I will not give away my heart so easily now, but when I do... that man will be blessed.

Lara

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.

Looking for: man. In age: 35-45

A bit shy at first but outgoing and open once I get to know a person. I like to watch baseball, ufc and nascar. I play slo-pitch, ski and ride a motorcycle. Also travel when I can and up for trying new things, except when it comes to weird food. Board games, puzzles and cards are all fun past times on occasion. I also like to read and watch movies. Please don't message me without real pictures, I won't answer.I am not looking for anything too serious right now, maybe meet some new people and see how things go. Anything that a conversation can be had.

Inez

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

Hmm. What can I say to not lead you to believe I am a total weirdo? Not much I'm afraid, so I won't even try. ***, I'll start by saying I am a total weirdo.I have a pretty outgoing personality and sometimes people are a bit put-off, confused, disturbed, amused or attracted to my sense of humor, but mostly just confused.Oh, that reminds me. I find that having a good sense of humor is a huge part of life. I enjoy people who have one.I also enjoy other people's company and I like to get naked at parties. Conversely, I like company parties and naked people. I live life to its fullest!But wait... there's more-I can bake, but I can’t cook.I love to swim, but I fear the ocean.I’m afraid of heights, but I always look down.I am afraid of the dark, but only when I sleep alone.I love to write, but do not write as much as I should.I have made many bad decisions, but I have no regrets.I love to go camping and fishing, yet I generally hate the outdoors.I adore a variety of music (no country, no hardcore rap) but I can only half-ass play an *** was younger, I wanted to be an opera singer, but I have never been to the opera.I 3 Beer!I’ll sing in the car, in the shower, cleaning the house, or any other time a new song has spun its way into my head, but it will neither be in key, nor will I know all the words.I like card games, or board games, and useless trivia. It annoys me when I see a movie with a familiar actor and I can’t place him in other movies I know I’ve seen, or when something suddenly reminds me of a song from years past and I can’t quite remember the words and all I have to go off of is a rhythm of which, I currently have none.Right now I work insane hours, which leaves me little time to actually go out and meet someone. I work a mid-shift and most people are in bed or don't want to hang out when I get off. My days off are Wednesday and Sunday currently. I am recently out of a long term relationship. I enjoy being in relationships and I would not shun the idea of one for the right person; however, it is nothing that I want to jump into right away again. Also do not waste your time messaging me with the idea that we are going to jump right into bed. **** that...I can get all the sex I want, I am female after all. I am looking for something substancial with someone, even if it's just friendship. I would like to meet some like-minded easy going people for fun and entertainment. Someone entertain me please!Most people when they meet me comment on the glasses, some comment on my boobs (please quit making comments about the Play-Doh shirt okay? You are not going to say something witty, that will prevent me from rolling my eyes, that I haven't heard before. I know I have big boobs, quit acting like a five year old, it's not attractive). Some people want a delicate little mouse and I promise that's not, nor will that ever be who I am. I am somewhat over weight and that turns some people off, but I'm not lazy. I exercise and stay active.Then there are those people who notice right away that I'm a nutbag and those are the people I like they get me. But I'm not a nutbag in a homicidal way. I mean, I don't cut the eyes out of photos or spend time listening to Barbara Mandrell in ladies' underpants (I prefer to listen without panties) but I have been known to do and say a few crazy things, odd things, special things, especially if Goldschläger or Jägermeister is part of the equation... and I guess if I had to pick a few favorites I'd say Duma Key, IT, and Wizard and Glass. Overall, I enjoyed the Dark Tower Series the best.Movies--2, The Transporter films, District 9. Lots more...I like most all music- The White Stripes, Tool, Sum 41, Styx, Stabbing Westward, Sir Mix-a-lot, Sigur RóFood- Seafood, Steaks... Nachos are good. I love spicy food.Also I think nerds are hot! Hey I'm a sucker for an intelligent, funny man, especially when he wears glasses.You should message me ifYou have goals, a job, a car and your own place. I know, I know, makes me sound high maintenance, but that's just the way it must be :)YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:Your only words are "Hi," or "Hey." This is boring.You are looking to start a serious relationship or you are part of a couple.You have no pictures on your profileYour profile is blankMost importantly...Grammar, spelling, punctuation and overall proper use of the English language turns me on. I'm not saying you need to be a wordsmith, but for **** sake people, use spell check and make an effort!

Bella

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 28 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29

Hi! My name is Bella. I am never married other hispanic woman without kids from Orland Park, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Jaclyn

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.

Looking for: man. In age: 29-39

Je suis une enseignante, au secondaire, de 32 ans. Certains diront que je suis bonne de travailler avec des ados. La vérité? J'adore mon travail, j'adore les ados!! :-) J'enseigne l'histoire et la géographie parce que j'étais nulle en maths et en sciences!! Loll!!!Quand je ne suis pas occupée à corriger ou à faire de la planification (oui, être enseignante, c'est demandant, même si on a 2 mois de congé l'été), la musique fait partie de ma vie. J'ai très souvent mon iPod aux oreilles et son contenu est plutôt é..Je suis aussi une grande lectrice même si, depuis les dernières anné J'aime les romans policiers à caractère historique, comme ceux de Dan Brown ou Steve Berry. Déformation professionnelle, peut-être! :-)J'adore voyager!! Je reviens tout juste d'un séjour àême des avantages à avoir 2 mois de congé l'été ;***. J'aimerais rencontrer quelqu'un avec qui partager cette passion. Ma prochaine destination? Londres, peut-être l'Irlande... Oh! Peut-être l'Espagne... Ou la Grèce... Bref, je ne sais pas encore! :-)Je suis une fille timide au premier abord; mais quand je suis dégêné! J'adore rire, je suis un excellent public :-) Je me considère loyale et fidèle, autant en amour qu'en amitié. Ce sont des qualités que je recherche chez la personne avec qui, j'espère, je pourrai fonder quelque chose de solide et de durable.Ma famille est ma priorité. Je la vois souvent et je ne veux surtout pas que ça change! J'ai 5 nièces et neveux, dont une filleule dont je suis complètement folle!Alors voila! J'espère que c'est assez complet pour t'avoir donné le goût de venir me jaser et qui sait ce qui arrivera après... :-)A bientôt, bonne recherche et bonne chance! Un classique: un café ou un repas au resto.Une promenade dans le Vieux-ça aussi c'est très agréable :-)

Adele

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 32-42

I am looking for someone that I can't wait to see again. I value education and you should too. I am pretty tall and love wearing heels so you being tall is an added bonus. I'm also a sucker for an accent. I love to travel and am always up for a road trip, a weekend away or going off somewhere warm!!!I hope to hear from you soon. A walk in the park, coffee or kicking your ass at air hockey.

Faye

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.

Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

Love to socialize... I have a fantastic circle of friends and am looking for someone who will love them as much as I do. I'm always up for the spontaneous... Love a good last minute road trip.Just finished grad school and now I'm looking to find someone to enjoy all of life's moments with.... The good and the bad!Love all types of music.... Especially Country :-)Very close with my family .... Have a niece and nephew that I adore and spoil!I'm a hopeless romantic who wears her heart on her sleeve and am looking for someone who appreciates that quality :-) I am a very easy going person and I love casual first dates. Coffee, maybe lunch... If things go well... Maybe a movie. I'm pretty much up for anything.

Lily

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

Online

Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.

Looking for: woman. In age: 18-28

Hi! My name is Lily. I am never married spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Orland Park, Illinois, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.

Melody

• Orland Park

• Illinois
• United States

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Woman. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.

Looking for: man. In age: 34-44

Update: I am beginning to wonder if there is a man out there who is man enough to be honest. How hard is it for you to answer a question and to just respond back honestly. I really have a problem with liars. You want to know I will give you a straight forward answer. I know many don't read profiles because I get a lot of what I would call prowlers, men who are just looking for hook ups. Wanting to cheat on wives or girlfriends. Please if you actually read this I am not looking for a one night stand. You need to have all your teeth. I am an pretty down to earth person. I like to go to the movies and out on the town. I am an unusual women I can shop without buying anything and at times hate shopping. I like to take walks just haven't found an place to take one that I feel safe walking. I at other times like to just curl up on the coach with a good movie or book. I like all genres of music, but country is my first love of music. I want to meet somewhere local. Maybe a coffee shop or a lunch.