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Inez, 35
United States, Illinois, Orland Park

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Hmm. What can I say to not lead you to believe I am a total weirdo? Not much I'm afraid, so I won't even try. ***, I'll start by saying I am a total weirdo.I have a pretty outgoing personality and sometimes people are a bit put-off, confused, disturbed, amused or attracted to my sense of humor, but mostly just confused.Oh, that reminds me. I find that having a good sense of humor is a huge part of life. I enjoy people who have one.I also enjoy other people's company and I like to get naked at parties. Conversely, I like company parties and naked people. I live life to its fullest!But wait... there's more-I can bake, but I can’t cook.I love to swim, but I fear the ocean.I’m afraid of heights, but I always look down.I am afraid of the dark, but only when I sleep alone.I love to write, but do not write as much as I should.I have made many bad decisions, but I have no regrets.I love to go camping and fishing, yet I generally hate the outdoors.I adore a variety of music (no country, no hardcore rap) but I can only half-ass play an *** was younger, I wanted to be an opera singer, but I have never been to the opera.I 3 Beer!I’ll sing in the car, in the shower, cleaning the house, or any other time a new song has spun its way into my head, but it will neither be in key, nor will I know all the words.I like card games, or board games, and useless trivia. It annoys me when I see a movie with a familiar actor and I can’t place him in other movies I know I’ve seen, or when something suddenly reminds me of a song from years past and I can’t quite remember the words and all I have to go off of is a rhythm of which, I currently have none.Right now I work insane hours, which leaves me little time to actually go out and meet someone. I work a mid-shift and most people are in bed or don't want to hang out when I get off. My days off are Wednesday and Sunday currently. I am recently out of a long term relationship. I enjoy being in relationships and I would not shun the idea of one for the right person; however, it is nothing that I want to jump into right away again. Also do not waste your time messaging me with the idea that we are going to jump right into bed. **** that...I can get all the sex I want, I am female after all. I am looking for something substancial with someone, even if it's just friendship. I would like to meet some like-minded easy going people for fun and entertainment. Someone entertain me please!Most people when they meet me comment on the glasses, some comment on my boobs (please quit making comments about the Play-Doh shirt okay? You are not going to say something witty, that will prevent me from rolling my eyes, that I haven't heard before. I know I have big boobs, quit acting like a five year old, it's not attractive). Some people want a delicate little mouse and I promise that's not, nor will that ever be who I am. I am somewhat over weight and that turns some people off, but I'm not lazy. I exercise and stay active.Then there are those people who notice right away that I'm a nutbag and those are the people I like they get me. But I'm not a nutbag in a homicidal way. I mean, I don't cut the eyes out of photos or spend time listening to Barbara Mandrell in ladies' underpants (I prefer to listen without panties) but I have been known to do and say a few crazy things, odd things, special things, especially if Goldschläger or Jägermeister is part of the equation... and I guess if I had to pick a few favorites I'd say Duma Key, IT, and Wizard and Glass. Overall, I enjoyed the Dark Tower Series the best.Movies--2, The Transporter films, District 9. Lots more...I like most all music- The White Stripes, Tool, Sum 41, Styx, Stabbing Westward, Sir Mix-a-lot, Sigur RóFood- Seafood, Steaks... Nachos are good. I love spicy food.Also I think nerds are hot! Hey I'm a sucker for an intelligent, funny man, especially when he wears glasses.You should message me ifYou have goals, a job, a car and your own place. I know, I know, makes me sound high maintenance, but that's just the way it must be :)YOU SHOULD NOT MESSAGE ME IF:Your only words are "Hi," or "Hey." This is boring.You are looking to start a serious relationship or you are part of a couple.You have no pictures on your profileYour profile is blankMost importantly...Grammar, spelling, punctuation and overall proper use of the English language turns me on. I'm not saying you need to be a wordsmith, but for **** sake people, use spell check and make an effort!

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    man

  • Relationship

    Separated

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    No

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Curvy

  • Height

    5'3"

  • Eye color

    Brown

  • Smoke

    Yes, regularly

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

French South American Animation Family & Kids Sci-Fi Social Networking
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