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HarrisKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 54 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: man. In age: 58-84
I am sensual, understanding, ready to support friend
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PatKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Man. 40 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 37-47
I’ve been on-and-off online dating for quite a while now and have yet to find that perfect someone, so I’m overhauling my profile. No more sincere soliloquies about my beliefs or philosophies or self-aggrandizing claims about my awesomeness. I’ve read enough women’Above all else, all women claim to want a man both intelligent and funny. A distant second is the requirement that a man have his sh*t together (own a car, pay his bills, not live with his mother, that kind of thing). A large proportion of women are obsessed with grammar (there/their/they’re, your/you’re, no text message shorthand, etc), and a similar number require that no pictures of a man’s profile show him posing with his shirt off.So now I’ll just make sure I meet all those requirements and the women will come flocking, right? Or do y’all just look at the pictures too? ;)Okay, no topless pictures? Check.Any self-Look it up! Oh, and I'm dying to meet someone who can use the phrase "transitive verb" in a sentence without sounding like a douche-bag.sh*t together: I own a car and a truck. Zero credit card debt. No student loans. Credit score: 800. (ooh, this getting you hot yet?)Intelligent? Top of my class in grad school, IQ: 133, music performance scholarship for undergrad, SAT: ***. (“Oh yeah baby. Give me more! Statistics make me HOT” – a phrase never uttered)Funny? Well, here are some vignettes that I find witty or interesting and say a little about me. If you connect with some of this and find me as hilarious as do I, then let’s meet up sometime:Favorite bumper sticker: On a compact car: “Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis.”I’ll know I’ve “made it” when I have a midget in my posse.I only buy used books."If you go back to someones place and they don't have books, DON'T F*CK THEM!" -The best quote from Obama is not,”Yes, we can”. It’s, ””I absolutely love to sing and dance. I have limited talents for both.I’m exceptionally creative, but in a “let’s knock out this wall” kind of way and not so much in a “let’s write poetry and get matching tattoos and both wear women’s jeans to be ironic” kind of way.I want to poke old people at funerals and whisper, “You’re next.”I want to be a teacher just for a week so I can write a multiple-choice test where all of the correct answers are “C”...except one.If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.Haikus are easyBut sometimes they don't make senseRefrigerator47% of all statistics are made up on the spot.“Hell is other people.” -SartreStop saying that you “rescued” a dog. You didn’t run into a burning building. You went down to the pound to get a free dog.I submitted 10 puns to a writing contest. Did any of them win? No pun in ten did.I’ve submitted both a job application and a personal reference as a series of limericks. (really!)"When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself." - Bob MarleyIf you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", then you're just wasting everybody's time.Most people are like Slinkys, not really good for anything, yet you cant help but smile when they tumble down the stairs.I've learned that I cannot make someone love me. All I can do is stalk her and hope she panics and gives in. :)I support abortion, but only through the 23rd trimester.Thoughts on religion:Jesus is like Elvis...I like some of the stuff they did, but their fans are f***ing annoying."Is god willing to prevent evil, but is not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able but not wiling? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence comes evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him god?" – EpicurusReligion is like a penis: It's okay to have one and be proud of it, but don't take it out in public and don't shove it down my throat.When I see a profile that says, "Looking for a God-fearing man", I always want to ask, "Which God?" But then I realize that this person probably lacks the ability to continue this conversation on an intellectual level.I'm a secular humanist. That means I like people and think we should try be to good and fair to everyone. (If this sounds like "Christian values" to you, then you haven't read the bible.) My core beliefs have nothing to do with hating or judging other people, so I am not welcome in any of the worlds major religions.To most Christians the bible is like a software license agreement: don't read it, just go to the end and click "I agree".Oops, sorry, just got all serious up in here!Things to check out that I find F**king hilarious:Bill BurrJohn Mulaney's bit "Best meal I ever had" This is a dumb question. I love taking walks on the beach leading back to a lavish cabana with rose petals spread on the bed and champagne and strawberries chilling next to the bubble bath. After a night of gentle and perfect love-making, I wake up to working out my massive muscles, but I rush home to make you breakfast in bed. Then I spend the rest of the day sitting quietly - only speaking when you need me to agree with you - while we watch Lifetime movies and I give you a foot massage. I have been surgically extracted from a soap opera.
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MicahjKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Man. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Capricorn.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-29
Hi! My name is Micahj. I am never married other caucasian man without kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Kendalldw2LKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 25 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-41
Hi! My name is Kendalldw2L. I am never married other mixed woman without kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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AdalbertoKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Man. 36 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 33-43
Looking to meet someone to go to the beach, get some drinks, go to a concert, snorkeling, dinner, whatever with and see where things go from there. Want a fun, relaxed, and interesting girl who enjoys life and appreciates having a good guy to share time with.I guess a lot of girls get hit on by wacko's and deadbeats so I'll say that I'm not some creep, I'm honest and stable and have a great job that I love, I've got a car, a house, and live by myself when my two mini-me's aren't with me.I like hanging out with friends, having fun and a few drinks, if it's outdoors then even better. The beach, boating, bbq's, outdoor restaurants and bars are always my first choices. I love tattoos and the art, creativity, and history behind them and I have my share. While tattoos are not a requirement, I do find them very sexy.I like most kinds of music but I usually listen to Rock, Punk, Classic Rock, Alternative, and Country. I always love to have music playing no matter what I'm doing and I always take an opportunity to blast the stereo.If you are looking for an interesting, fun, honest, low stress guy then shoot me a message.KCCO!!! First dates should be interesting and fun but still chill and allow for good conversation, I'm looking to get to know you and see if we click not empty my wallet seeing if you'll be impressed. If you're not impressed by my brains, personality, and looks then my wallet isn't gonna get me anywhere I want to be anyway, lol. If you're cool and interesting then I'm sure we'll have a great time no matter what we do.
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TeeKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 49 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
Hi! My name is Tee. I am never married spiritual but not religious african woman with kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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GigglegirlKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 29 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-18
Hi! My name is Gigglegirl. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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HannahKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 18-24
Hi! My name is Hannah. I am never married other caucasian woman without kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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VetteKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 60 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 42-62
Hi! My name is Vette. I am widowed other caucasian woman with kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
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SusiequeKathleen
- Georgia
- United States
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Woman. 58 years old. Zodiac sign: Gemini.
Looking for: man. In age: 47-61
Hi! My name is Susieque. I am divorced spiritual but not religious caucasian woman without kids from Kathleen, Georgia, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a man, love of my life.
