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Devan
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Aquarius.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Frankly, i'm on here for s***s and giggles and amusement. If i get messaged by Nfl players or super sucesssful lawyers and stock brokers i will more than likely not respond, not only because we all know this is b.s., but, because the fact that you must address this kind of thing in the opening line of your message speaks volumes as far as the fact that there is probably nothing going for you in way of personality. I am in no way interested in a fling with a complete stranger. I do not want naked pics of you (no matter how hard you claim it can get...i just coughed a bullshit), and if you've got nothing better then "hey beautiful" or "sexy mama", you're barking up the wrong tree. Also, come on people, at least try to be grammatically correct, spell check never killed anyone. I don't really care that you have a comfy bed, mine is still better, but if that is the case, enjoy...alone. Don't take it personally if you don't get a response, an attitude that rivals that of my 12 year old nephew is extremely unbecoming. To all of you serial offenders out there, multiple messages, (especially the copy and pasted ones), are not going to do much more than irritate me. This was probably a waste of a sentence because it is painfully obvious that these people don't read profiles. Its gotta take a special breed of douche rocket to shotgun a completely generic paragraph to every girl who's picture they click on. One has to wonder if this tactic works, until one realizes that we are indeed on a crappy "dating" site. It then becomes crystal clear to me that i am about to delete this silly profile and never look back. If people on the internet can manage to piss me off so easily, its not looking so good for me out there in the real world. Sooo..****ers attitude appeals to you, feel free to hit me up. If you have had any problems understanding or grasping anything written here in, i would take my advice and refrain from contact. If the thought crosses your mind that you might just "be the one" to shock the living sh*tout of me, i would have to advise you to refrain from contact.;bend me over and...." (i'm sure you can figure out the rest of that sentence), I must warn you that messaging me would be the biggest waste of your time and i will more than likely make you feel about as small as we all know your member must be. You know who you are. If you are in any way compelled to give me your two cents on how ****y and cynical i sound, i'll save you the time that it takes to write that oh so original message and respond by saying, i am just a product of my surroundings on this site and grow a f***ing sense of humor, or an I.Q. that is higher than your shoe size. And now my tip of the century which i shall put into terms that may be intellectually digested by those who have so publicly proven that it is nothing short of a miracle that they managed to progress passed 5th grade: remove wedding ring before taking pics to upload to a dating site.$sha's disgusting but talented infestation of auto-tuned crabs that require damp and moist castles of CLITTER (vaginal glitter).
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Stacee
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
30 year old single mother of 2 beautiful girls who r my life. They r my priority! i work full time, and spend most of my spare time with my kids. I'm a tell it like it is kind of chick, don't sugar coat anything. I try...keyword is try... to live life like there is no tomorrow, love like I've never been heartbroken, dance like no one is watching and am not afraid to be exactly who I am. I am not looking for someone to complete me, I am 100% complete already. I am looking for someone that is already complete themselves looking for something real. I love to sing and will be the first person on the mic for karaoke. First person on the dance floor, and I will most likely be the loudest one in the room. My friends r like family to me, if you can't get along with us, then there is something wrong with you. I don't judge anyone, and do not care what people think about me. Can't stand games, so if you can't be honest then don't even bother wasting my time. Die hard Eagles fan, love the Phillies. I love to play volleyball and softball. I have tattoos and piercings and love being different. Not everyone is for everybody I'm not looking to fall in love on the first date, if we click great! if not, i make a great friend. You won't hurt my feelings at all if ur not interested, Im a very confident woman and I already have all I need, just looking for someone to share it with. just be real! If you want to hear more, send me a message! And...FYI if ur looking for a Barbie girl, who's skin and bones, I'm not her! I have curves!
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Mckenzie
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Cancer.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-20
Hi! My name is Mckenzie. I am never married agnostic caucasian woman without kids from Talladega, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Ashia
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 26 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 18-24
Hi! My name is Ashia. I am never married spiritual but not religious mixed woman without kids from Talladega, Alabama, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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Bridgett
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
I am an animal lover, I am the type of person that is always on time for anything.I'm the fun, crazy type. Shy at first until I get to know the person.My taste in music varies from 80's,rock,alternative,and pop. It all depends what i'm in the mood to listen to.Yes i watch sports especially football. I like to find someone who just likes to go out and have fun, and laugh, not afraid to show there crazy goofy side.I am a hard worker,independent, and very responsible.I am looking for a guy who is outgoing, and fun. Someone that is adventurous,and likes to try new things.Stays fit and eats healthy.Animal lover,caring,and compassionate. Oh and no bald guys please. I like a guy with hair on his head :) First date would be a guy who takes me out and just have a fun time.Something adventurous.Well depending on the weather: horse back riding,paintball,or learn to snowboard. Something fun and crazy.ummm...if that don't work out then i guess a drink would do. Anywhere that you can sit back,talk,laugh and enjoy yourself.
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Kym
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 32 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: man. In age: 29-39
Hi everyone! I am originally from Hungary, moved to NYC 8 years ago. I love my job and my friends. I am a lucky person. I am very energetic and I sustain my passions beyond my career. I love nature, travelling to unique places (Sri Lanka, Galapagos Islands), hiking, reading, sleeping in, cooking, taking extraordinary pictures of ordinary things. I am looking to talk to people who are willing to spend the time and effort to get to know someone and who prefer quality over quantity. I am looking for someone who is happy in his skin, enjoys his life or if not, at least has a plan to change it for the better. Career is important but to make time for friends and a relationship equally is. I prefer someone who has been in a real, good relationship, in a partnership where the two people make a team, and wishes to experience the same again. I hope to meet a gentleman, someone who is honest, considerate and ready to bring the stars down for the right woman. Who is ready to settle down if finds the right person. Some guidelines for those got up to this point:- If you rather have a drink than take a walk in the park, I am not a good fit for you-- If you finished your educational life at high school, I am not a good fit for you- If you are too busy to travel or spend time to get to know someone else, don't bother- If you think hiking or spending a Saturday in a forest is boring or it's a waste of time, I feel sorry for you- If working out (doesn't mean you shouldn't take care of your appearance) and making money is your top priority, once again.. don't bother- If you hate all cats and you want to kick them everytime you see one, then don't worry about sending me a message- If one of your profile pictures is a shirtless one or/and is taken by you in the mirror, don't worry about ***, just go on and find some friends..- If you don't like sarcasm and reading, well that's your loss.Don't let these statements fool you. I am actually very sweet and giving. I just want to save some time for both of us if we are not a matchIf you still want to ***, I am looking forward to hear from you!! Really. :)Maya The first date could be anything really, just be yourself and by yourself :)
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Mayme
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 33 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: man. In age: 30-40
I am a funny, compassionate, and honest person! I enjoy being active, whether it's a stroll on the beach, kayaking, traveling, wine tasting, or a hike. I spent my childhood, adolescence,and my early adulthood competitively swimming, playing soccer, and running track.I am a fan of Sunday football: I watch the Giants and Jets, but the Steelers have my heart! I'm also a life-long Islanders fan, but the Penguins are a close second.I loved every second of it.... it truly is an amazing city! This would also explain my love for the Steelers and Penguins!!I work very hard and I worked even harder to achieve the life, personal, and professional goals I wanted to accomplish. I appreciate the finer things in life (going out to nice dinners, shows, etc.), but also enjoy simplicity (picnic in the park, listening to a band, snuggling on the couch, or watching a movie).I am an occupational therapist and am incredibly passionate about what I do. I work with children with special needs from birth to age 12. My career is a huge part of who I am and keeps me very busy! I also volunteer for various organizations and even more so to my own "special" causes. It is important to me that I give back, as I am incredibly grateful for the life I have worked for and been given. I am extremely family oriented and value my friendships tremendously. I am the youngest of three and have 5 nieces and nephews who I adore. They definitely keep family time and holidays fun and entertaining to say the least :).I am not looking for any particular "type", but I do want a partner who eventually wants to get married and have a family, who values hard work and education, and is COMPASSIONATE. I want someone who is going to contribute equally to their career and household and share responsibility to create the best life possible. Good COMMUNICATION goes without saying! I am happy with the life I created and i look forward to creating a life with a partner. I deserve an amazing man and won't settle for less!!If you want more info, feel free to ask me over drinks sometime:)
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Bok
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 35 years old. Zodiac sign: Virgo.
Looking for: man. In age: 32-42
I love to camp, fish, hike... If you can help me perfect my horseshoe skills... I would be forever grateful.... I'm trying to win the family horseshoe trophy at our annual camping trip!I have been told I have a great sense of humor... I find humor the best quality in a man.I value a man who doesn't play games, who has manners, and is not arrogant. But basically I don't want a man who is so self absorbed and pretty that I may wrinkle his clothes. And if u get super angry if someone steps on your sneakers... It would never work lol.I have a 10 year old son who is my heart. He is kind, thoughtful, holds the door open for strangers, says please, thank you, sir and maam.. and has an amazing soul. We often dance around the house and try out new dance moves. He plays many sports, but likes football the best. Most importantly, he is not a jerk. If you have kids, great... If your kids are jerks... Not great. I have a big extended family I love and have grown to really enjoy their company.I have a lot of gfs and really value their time and conversation.I love wine but there is nothing more fun than a pitcher of beer on a Saturday with good friends and family. Trust is very important. I don't like games... Life is too short... Let's just be real. Up for discussion. Maybe coffee or a drink and app.
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Aracely
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
I am a hard working, outgoing person. I love my job and I work hard at it. I also find time to have fun. I enjoy hanging out with friends and family, playing with my dog, going to the beach and working out. I am not into drama and I am not into games (unless they are the ones that are meant to played - love those! But I must warn you I am very competitive).I have a type A personality and definitely will not shy away from many situations. I also am told that I have a heart of gold, which I will admit can be a weakness because I try to treat people like royalty. Definitely looking to hang out and see where things go!
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Stacia
Talladega
- Alabama
- United States
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Woman. 31 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: man. In age: 28-38
Love all types of music. I\'m funny and like to go on dates to treat my spouse right. Love movies and shows. I value sincerity and loyalty in partners most of all, so that’s what I look for in people first of all.