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CleveOffline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Aries.
Looking for: woman. In age: 35-45
I'm a drama free normal guy with a great sense of humor, a good job, a car, a house, a dog and a quick wit trying out this online thing for the first time. I enjoy running and participate in races throughout the year and would love to find a running partner. I enjoy skiing in the winter, hanging at the lake in the summer and everything in between. I enjoy traveling and would like to find a travel partner because we all know traveling alone is no fun. I'm open to anything from relaxing weekend local music, beer and wine festivals with friends or just hanging at home on the deck with a beer and watching a movie. I'm hoping to find a down to earth, fun, drama free girl with a good sense of humor with similar interests. Right now i'm looking for dating and open to more if the right girl comes along. If you like what you hear send me a note and lets chat. Let's face it, first dates are always awkward. Lets keep it simple and grab lunch or a drink and take it from there.
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DiggoryOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I enjoy good conversation, and after reading this you will know why...lolPlease remember it is all in good fun....My overall impression is that meetville is a "Let's Meat Market" So if content defines; here's my two cents...more like non sense. This is my Anti Profile I'm really a nice guy... If you can't laugh at yourself..you should not be laughing at/with othersThis was written for my own amusement, providing a bit of personality incite (*no it's intentional...... as in a f’n pun)....It's not that I suffer from a negative self image...)I just think it's f'n funny...please enjoy. And if not...Block me...No hard feelings.Yawn...... Independent, Objective, Obstinate, Assertive,Impossible Done Daily (Sounds like a truck commercial, not to mention...I'm pretty much saying I am going to be a pain in the ass....and it's only the first line) I place honesty first and foremost (Although this only applies to those who are truthful, and those outside of law enforcement, inclusive of the IRS) No exemptions, allowances or exceptions. (This is P.O.F Poindexter....not an IRS audit..) Please don't ask me if you look fat in those jeans, if you ask me for my opinion; I will tell you honestly. (Really? Did I just call you fat?) Never crass. (Did you read the last line?) Always blunt. (no shit) I take pride in my impeccable decorum, old fashioned manners, and gentlemanly conduct. (Just when will this be demonstrated?) If you require someone to give you big reactions; look elsewhere. (And why exactly would I have this line? Just what am I doing…..which would cause women in my life to give a big reaction...or expect one from me? I am a rock; and have been told so many times. (At this point; sounds more like smokin rock....did you catch that part where I called you fat?) Attentive, considerate and very loving as well. To a fault. (Yeah; more like it's your fault for getting close to him....ouch. Too far? NOPE) I lead though example (Example of a world class....nice guy... what did you think i was going to say? My unmatched; wicked, sharp, and dry, sense of humor cut's deep..but reflect the truth. (More like you will cut me deep when you find the truth...lol that's funny My humor has no off switch, and will not relent. If it's funny I will say it. ***Ok you can judge for yourself..) I really prefer to listen, I learn nothing when I speak. (This also tends to allow me to stay in the room longer...obnoxious ass S.O.B. that I am) In fact the sound of my own voice often annoys me!!! (Wonder why....perhaps it's the words. Not so much the voice) Please let me listen...although I am open to new things) Seeking Long Term Relationship I bring no baggage and a really big heart (Cannot really make fun of that one...Please submit any suggestions, which I will promptly *** Question.... Why are pictures the primary method for selecting whom we message? Really? Then I think....wait wait.wait.How could I have overlooked the recent case study in Psychological Science Magazine You know the fifteen year ...groundbreaking case study...Clearly demonstrating compatibility,Based on photos....showcasing....bathroom mirrors....reflecting..males....Cell phone griped in right hand;...Click......... My abs say we are a perfect match....... Female Profile basic template Who can say no.....Like seriously.....Own it girl! Duck face....Yeah I am soooo sexxxy Hair.....didMakeup.... Mac Eyes unfocused.....staring very far off...ohhh how artsy....black and white please...The only color are the eyes...right... ? ? ? ? ? (I know yes yes you look great!) ....Second PictureThe one taken in YOUR car....You in the drivers seat... (because you have taken charge of your life's direction.....you don't take a back seat to any man....third time around's supposed to be the best anyways)Seat-belt optional (depending on cleavage) No lipstick on the teeth now...ClickTerrific......Now all the guys will know!!!!What a perfect first wife I will be. If you have read the whole thing thank you! ..Starbucks on me. Like I'll ever have to buy coffee for anyone besides myself after that read....lol That was all a joke lighten up..ask me anything.True story....emailed this to a friend for laughs....The return *** Dude....You need to get a girlfriend.or something..yeah....why didn't I think of *** Huh What?My first date? Why would anyone want to know about that? This is so confusing????No really I just don't get it....?....W.T.F? I was like...twelve when I went on my first date.Ohhhhhh......wait. wait. wait.I really don't think this is possible.How can a date, I have not been on.........be a first?I have already been on my first date, that was a long; long; long time ago.How the f#$K am going to determine exactly how many dates I have been on? Not to mention...which date my next one will be....Who the hell keeps track of something like that?I am so lost........... (Three Hours later.) Ok...ok...I got it.This will be my seventh date,(Not counting this coffee thing I went on, with this co-worker onetime; but that's an entirely different story.....P.S. Cindy if you happen to read this (I AM SO SORRY about your cat)!!!!So where was I, yes Ahem...My next date will be the eighth, not the first, god the people running this site must think we are some real losers!Now I have to be sure and update my bio each time I go out on a date in order to keep it current. Don't they have an app for that or something? You know what? F**K it! F**K this site! This is too much f'n work!I'm going to read a book.This whole thing is just too confusing.If you are still reading please do your neighbors a favor!Please contact your local mental health services, seriously you need help.If you know you are a little off (if you make over 50k per year you can refer to your self as eccentric, 49k and under then you are just nuts), then we are a great match; do us both a favor and say *** date will be a twenty minutes tops; in a public place, no expectations, no stress.I think an initial "meet" should not even be considered a "date".... Not to ***
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OzzieOffline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I love sports, especially learning new ones. I tried waterpolo and basically drowned. My main sport these days is volleyball. I've got a cute monkey for a 5 year-old nephew who I bodyslam and chase around, so I guess you could call that a sport too.Potential deal-breaker warning: I like to sleep in, nap, snuggle and read books a lot, so if you're high-energy, we'll just annoy each other:) This is one of the reasons I figure I shouldn't have kids***hours with my nephew and/or niece tires me out. :)Oh yah- when I say I have a car, I'm actually a car2go member, which means I have, like, ***cars. So I'm kind of a big deal;)I love all animals, especially dogs and cats. Love em! I inherited a habit of baby-talking to animals from my mom, so you'll probably get to see that on our first date...My favorite women are fun, smart, funny, nice to strangers, sarcastic sometimes, and a little bit bad. (Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good, as Run DMC said.) Add a little chemistry and passion in and out of bed and we'll never have to go on a first date again:)My mom, sister, and grandma taught me to be a gentleman, so I like women who can call me on my sh?t. I'm honest to a fault, so that's both good and bad. Ummm, sense of humor. Yes. That's essential. I love to make people laugh, but if you're easily offended you'll misunderstand me. Ideally, I'd like to go to one of those waterfalls where they make shampoo commercials. Maybe hang out with some koalas.More importantly, on our tenth date I'm looking forward to: sitting around all day playing our favorite songs for each other; fixing something in your house that really bugs you; and awesome spontaneous make-outs.This life is more than just a read-through.