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DiggoryOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I enjoy good conversation, and after reading this you will know why...lolPlease remember it is all in good fun....My overall impression is that meetville is a "Let's Meat Market" So if content defines; here's my two cents...more like non sense. This is my Anti Profile I'm really a nice guy... If you can't laugh at yourself..you should not be laughing at/with othersThis was written for my own amusement, providing a bit of personality incite (*no it's intentional...... as in a f’n pun)....It's not that I suffer from a negative self image...)I just think it's f'n funny...please enjoy. And if not...Block me...No hard feelings.Yawn...... Independent, Objective, Obstinate, Assertive,Impossible Done Daily (Sounds like a truck commercial, not to mention...I'm pretty much saying I am going to be a pain in the ass....and it's only the first line) I place honesty first and foremost (Although this only applies to those who are truthful, and those outside of law enforcement, inclusive of the IRS) No exemptions, allowances or exceptions. (This is P.O.F Poindexter....not an IRS audit..) Please don't ask me if you look fat in those jeans, if you ask me for my opinion; I will tell you honestly. (Really? Did I just call you fat?) Never crass. (Did you read the last line?) Always blunt. (no shit) I take pride in my impeccable decorum, old fashioned manners, and gentlemanly conduct. (Just when will this be demonstrated?) If you require someone to give you big reactions; look elsewhere. (And why exactly would I have this line? Just what am I doing…..which would cause women in my life to give a big reaction...or expect one from me? I am a rock; and have been told so many times. (At this point; sounds more like smokin rock....did you catch that part where I called you fat?) Attentive, considerate and very loving as well. To a fault. (Yeah; more like it's your fault for getting close to him....ouch. Too far? NOPE) I lead though example (Example of a world class....nice guy... what did you think i was going to say? My unmatched; wicked, sharp, and dry, sense of humor cut's deep..but reflect the truth. (More like you will cut me deep when you find the truth...lol that's funny My humor has no off switch, and will not relent. If it's funny I will say it. ***Ok you can judge for yourself..) I really prefer to listen, I learn nothing when I speak. (This also tends to allow me to stay in the room longer...obnoxious ass S.O.B. that I am) In fact the sound of my own voice often annoys me!!! (Wonder why....perhaps it's the words. Not so much the voice) Please let me listen...although I am open to new things) Seeking Long Term Relationship I bring no baggage and a really big heart (Cannot really make fun of that one...Please submit any suggestions, which I will promptly *** Question.... Why are pictures the primary method for selecting whom we message? Really? Then I think....wait wait.wait.How could I have overlooked the recent case study in Psychological Science Magazine You know the fifteen year ...groundbreaking case study...Clearly demonstrating compatibility,Based on photos....showcasing....bathroom mirrors....reflecting..males....Cell phone griped in right hand;...Click......... My abs say we are a perfect match....... Female Profile basic template Who can say no.....Like seriously.....Own it girl! Duck face....Yeah I am soooo sexxxy Hair.....didMakeup.... Mac Eyes unfocused.....staring very far off...ohhh how artsy....black and white please...The only color are the eyes...right... ? ? ? ? ? (I know yes yes you look great!) ....Second PictureThe one taken in YOUR car....You in the drivers seat... (because you have taken charge of your life's direction.....you don't take a back seat to any man....third time around's supposed to be the best anyways)Seat-belt optional (depending on cleavage) No lipstick on the teeth now...ClickTerrific......Now all the guys will know!!!!What a perfect first wife I will be. If you have read the whole thing thank you! ..Starbucks on me. Like I'll ever have to buy coffee for anyone besides myself after that read....lol That was all a joke lighten up..ask me anything.True story....emailed this to a friend for laughs....The return *** Dude....You need to get a girlfriend.or something..yeah....why didn't I think of *** Huh What?My first date? Why would anyone want to know about that? This is so confusing????No really I just don't get it....?....W.T.F? I was like...twelve when I went on my first date.Ohhhhhh......wait. wait. wait.I really don't think this is possible.How can a date, I have not been on.........be a first?I have already been on my first date, that was a long; long; long time ago.How the f#$K am going to determine exactly how many dates I have been on? Not to mention...which date my next one will be....Who the hell keeps track of something like that?I am so lost........... (Three Hours later.) Ok...ok...I got it.This will be my seventh date,(Not counting this coffee thing I went on, with this co-worker onetime; but that's an entirely different story.....P.S. Cindy if you happen to read this (I AM SO SORRY about your cat)!!!!So where was I, yes Ahem...My next date will be the eighth, not the first, god the people running this site must think we are some real losers!Now I have to be sure and update my bio each time I go out on a date in order to keep it current. Don't they have an app for that or something? You know what? F**K it! F**K this site! This is too much f'n work!I'm going to read a book.This whole thing is just too confusing.If you are still reading please do your neighbors a favor!Please contact your local mental health services, seriously you need help.If you know you are a little off (if you make over 50k per year you can refer to your self as eccentric, 49k and under then you are just nuts), then we are a great match; do us both a favor and say *** date will be a twenty minutes tops; in a public place, no expectations, no stress.I think an initial "meet" should not even be considered a "date".... Not to ***
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DustinOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I am a single father of three wonderful daughters (17, 6, and 3). I am looking to find someone to start something new and bold. I have been on this site for sometime now and have had little luck. I am a really great guy who has a good heart. I have lots of love to give. I am in no means looking for a mother for my daughters, they are just fine.I am a down to earth and honest man. I will tell you how it is and will try to avoid conflict before it get to that point. I have a great sense of humor and can make most people laugh. I can be crazy and funny. I also can be a serious as well as a good listener.I am and can be romantic. I can't help if I feel that being romantic and a gentleman is the only way to go. I know that most women here get a lot pervs that just look for sex on these dating sites. That is not me! Don't get me wrong, I like sex just as much as the next person. It just isn't my goal on here.I have noticed that a lot of the women are looking for that "sugar-daddy" to swoop in and pay the bills. Sorry that isn't me either. I work to pay the bills, take care of my kids, and any extra is a bonus.Here i am once again after heartbreak and picking up the pieces. Why would i do this to myself again is beyond me.I hope you find me interesting enough to reply back or shoot me a message.
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CariOnline
Man. 37 years old. Zodiac sign: Libra.
Looking for: woman. In age: 34-44
I'm here trying to find someone to spend some time with and see what happens. I've been through meeting women in the bar scene and met some really amazing girls and some not so amazing, lol.. But now I'm looking for more of a connection. I'm looking for someone who has a lot of personality, self esteem and someone who is happy with their life.. I like a woman who likes to look good when they go out, but also knows how to sit around a bonfire up north and bait their own hook! About me, I love cooking, golfing, singing karaoke (or at least tying to), have fun with my friends and spending time with my family :) I have a great job a decent place to live and relatively debt free!If you're looking for a fun time and at the very least a new friendship, send me a message and we'll chat :) Packer tailgating would be a fun first date! Or a Gamblers game :)