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TrentonhalllbOnline
Man. 38 years old. Zodiac sign: Pisces.
Looking for: woman. In age: 23-35
Hi! My name is Trentonhalllb. I am divorced catholic caucasian man without kids from Leawood, Kansas, United States. Now I'm looking for new relationships. I want to meet a woman, love of my life.
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FrazerOnline
Man. 45 years old. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius.
Looking for: woman. In age: 42-52
Something new to add.. I cant throw away stuffed teddy bears/animals.. doesnt matter who they may belong to. Cant do it.. lol looking for a wild unicorn ;) .. and If you can get me a can of diet A&W cream soda I'll pick you up for a date tonight!!! FYI A&. so its hard to get..?? LOL far from it, although I have nothing againts people who do. I can be found at times eating bowls of captain crunch peanut butter cereal while catching up on my dvr recordings of southpark.. does this help??For a first date, I thought we could go to the store and yell at all the people who take a full cart of groceries through the self checkout.. and for a bonus we can throw tomatoes at that guy whose spending 20 minutes in front of the redbox deciding whether or not to rent The Fast and the Furious 4... lol Ok.. so as much as I try to be humorous I can't top some of the humor I read on profiles.. thus I removed half of my profile to write this :^)sorry ladies.. and this doesn't apply to all..wait... wait.(just added ***. I have to add this as I've seen this as well, your not looking for a booty call.. you don't need to go on line for sex as you can get this already.. really?? really??. so ok... let me get this straight.. you have tons of friends.. your outgoing.. successful... you've traveled the world....... but wait.. your boating and water skiing during the summer.. tanning on beaches.. during the winter, your snow boarding and skiing.. NOT TO MENTION NOW, SEX ANYTIME YOU WANT... and yet with all this you choose to find a guy on-line??? and guys I might add who. lie about there age... live with there parents.. don't have jobs.. say there 6 foot.. but show up being 5'6.... post picture taken years ago... should I go on? Now.. I find that funny .. :^) get real, maybe if you posted a little more of the truth and less fluff, then maybe you won't attract all the players that you seem to gravitate to anyways.. just a tip. and if you think I'm a jerk for writing this, fine! I don't care. keep living your dream of on line booty calls and lighten up. Most the stuff i write on here is meant to be funny.ok... back to profile*****Great line from a movie: " I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."***** Bottom line*****I'm trying to find that someone special.. I have many things I would like to share.. if you want to know more about me, just ask.... As the great Mohandas Gandhi once said " He who hesitates.. Masturbates" .. oh wait.. that was Jim Carrey from the Cable Guy.. well you get the picture.... what are you waiting for... ***^)Have a awesome day!.. and never forget to laugh*** the best of luck to all ! A first date can be anything that is fun.. or romantic.. it depends on the person and what they like to do as well..
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EllisOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Taurus.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
A solid relationship must start with friendship. Your best friend will always have your back.random thoughts....A little about me. I'm 6''4, ***lbs with a few tattoos.I go to the gym on a regular basis to stay in shape. I am a full time father of two amazing kids, a 18year old boy and a 15year old girl. My parents are still married after 45 years and they raised me properly. I strongly believe in Family values. I have never cheated on anyone and never will. I believe in treating others as you would like to be treated. I am optimistic, generous, loving, compassionate and very loyal, with somewhat of a dry sense of humor. I am the friend everyone comes to when they have problems and need advice or just a person to listen to them. I love action and comedy movies but also enjoy a nice "feel-good" movie. Having a 15 year old daughter, i find my self watching quite a few "chick-flicks". I have been a musician since the fourth grade. Been playing drums for the last 25 years. Recorded a few albums, played a ton of shows and met alot of good people in the scene. I have had three serious relationships. A 3 year, a 5 year and then my last one was almost 9 years. I am an avid disc golfer and would love to find someone that throws or would like to learn. I will always give money to a homeless person. Im Christian. I'm very patient. Never get mad. Pretty laid back. . You can find me at a Reggae festival one weekend and a metal show the next. Music is my passion. TOOL is my favorite band .....like i said, random thoughts.....GO Seahawks!If you would like to see a little video I put together of the band I'm in message me :)UPDATE:Ok, no girls fresh out of a relationship. I'm not here to be your rebound guy. Also please no psycho X's Meet for a drink and see if we have chemisty