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Ananias, 45
United States, Kansas, Leawood

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About Me

!! I spent the past 15 years keeping serial killers, drug lords, dancers, and their beat em up boyfriends out of jail and I need a new life. I was told its just not normal to have a Hatian drug lord and his kids over for my 4th of July cookout...who knew? If you are crushing a pill or doing a bump while you read this move on....I'm looking for a semi drama free, literate woman who wants a man that will stay true blue. So when you get your 3 month chip from NA hit me up.....BTW, do they have a 3 month chip?....lol Lets rent a yacht to sail down the.....just kidding, I just want to do something to make sure you are not mental. I have had a stalker now for 8 years so if you are crazy please move on, unless you are hot....crazy can be forgiven...lol

PERSONAL INFORMATION

  • Looking for

    woman

  • Relationship

    Divorced

  • Have kids

    No

  • Wants kids

    Someday

  • Ethnicity

    Caucasian

  • Faith

    Spiritual but not religious

  • Body type

    Average

  • Height

    5'9"

  • Eye color

    Green

  • Smoke

    No

  • Drink

    Yes, socially

INTERESTS

Funk R&B Indonesian Japanese Portuguese Action Horror Western
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