SIMILAR PEOPLE
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KadeOnline
Man. 41 years old. Zodiac sign: Leo.
Looking for: woman. In age: 38-48
Well everything is roughly in the right place, I can hold a conversation, I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes. I have never been sectioned and even eat with a knife & fork.... what more could a girl ask for? OK romance, guess that’s what we are here for..... I’m really good at this bit & will sometimes gaze deeply into your eyes and whisper "you'll do" and what’s more, I will occasionally mean it.Ummm they need me to write more guff!... Well other than the usual family & friends, I love Ben and Jerry’I hate cling film, I just seem incapable of using it, work of the devil. Can’t abide Cliff Richard, there again two negatives make a positive..... Cliff wrapped in cling film, suffocating... see I’m one of those soft, fluffy, men that can always see the positive in everything. Sneezing, I hate sneezing, it makes you pull that really stupid face & then half the time can’t be bothered to come out…what’s that all about! She was seven I was six, we were tied at the hip for 17mins & 43secs, dropped my ice cream in her lap then she dumped me for smelly Pete and his 3 pack of zooms ....... lesbian!I would actually like to meet someone rather than gain a string of internet friends, I have enough voices in my head for that. Open to a totally unsatisfying fling but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. Age unimportant, but I often condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 48. Serious replies only, please……… actually if you turn up and don’t run in the first 5 mins, I’m a happy boy.
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NidhoggOnline
Man. 43 years old. Zodiac sign: Scorpio.
Looking for: woman. In age: 40-50
hi im brian im new on here, i been single now for 6 years, now i im looking for that beat you get in your heart when you find love.so cum on gils happy fishing and send me a line.2 b honest ive lost that bit self confidence u need ive bn single 4 so long so bear with me pls.if u lk me then snd me a msg and im sure ill reply mwaaagh No pic no reply only fair.